MARK
how could you guys trick me
into letting jaehyun come 😠

JOHNNY
we didn't trick you???

MARK
YEAH WELL

MARK
YOU KNEW HES LIVING
HIS HOE LIFE RN

JAEHYUN
you should be thanking me

JAEHYUN
alone time with erin!!!

MARK
you guys are evil 😞😞😩

FRANKIE
what did he do

MARK
HE AND ERINS SISTER WERE
FLIRTING THE WHOLE TIME
TO THE POINT WHERE ERIN
AND I WERE THIRD AND FOURTH
WHEELING ON OUR OWN DATE

MARK
WHICH WASNT A DATE

JOHNNY
oooh you said date 😏

MARK
ITWASNTADATE

SOOJIN
guys stop teasing him

SOOJIN
mark did you at least get to first base

MARK
OHMYGOD

JOHNNY
literally feel like a teenage girl rn

JOHNNY
well

JOHNNY
no not a teenage girl BUT MY GF
AND JOONG ARE SO CUTE

SOOJIN
you mean soojin's wife and nephew

JOHNNY
are you gonna let me tell
you the story or not 😐

SOOJIN
...... dang

JOHNNY
so anyway. before i was
RUDELY interrupted

JOHNNY
taejoong told me that his auntie
soojin calls him bean, so i told
him there's a giant bean in chicago

JOHNNY
and he got so excited like
practically begging rin to
let him go see it

JOHNNY
and eventually he fell asleep
but long story short!!

JOHNNY
he now calls me big bean and
i call him little bean

SOOJIN
shut up i'm not crying
you're crying

JOHNNY
I THOUGHT WE ALREADY
ESTABLISHED THAT

SOOJIN
no cause if you become
joongie's favorite person
i'm literally suing you

DOYOUNG
not to be that guy but

DOYOUNG
joong told me i was his favorite
uncle this morning so

SOOJIN
shut up literally shut your mouth

HAECHAN
joong is cute i will admit

HAECHAN
taeyong ditched him with me and
siyoon at the hospital to piss and
he was just going on and on about
his lego death star

SOOJIN
combusting 💗💞💗💖💕💗

FRANKIE
did this become praise
taejoong day?

FRANKIE
cause if so i love it

JAEHYUN
taejoong bit me once

JAEHYUN
we haven't spoken since

SOOJIN
now i'm not saying you
didn't deserve it but

SOOJIN
actually that's exactly
what i'm saying

JAEHYUN
how do you know it was my fault?

FRANKIE
was it?

JAEHYUN
.. yeah

SOOJIN
taejoong can do no wrong

JOHNNY
AGREED

DOYOUNG
taeyong told me to tell you he
doesn't appreciate all of us stealing
his nephew

SOOJIN
you mean

DOYOUNG
he corrected himself

DOYOUNG
his and soojin's nephew

SOOJIN
whattt tyong you didn't have tooo

SOOJIN
i'm glad you know your place

HAECHAN
#scared

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i'm thinkinggg 10 more parts??