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SOOJIN
who would reject these
MASTERPIECES???

SOOJIN
now who to chat up first?

☽【❖】☾

JWOOFLR

BAESOO
jwooflr?

BAESOO
i mean it's unusual but i fuck w it

JWOOFLR
my sister picked it

BAESOO
your sister picked your user...

BAESOO
... for a dating hotline...

BAESOO
a KINK hotline...

JWOOFLR
SHE'S SEVEN OKAY?? IT WAS
THIS OR PRETTYJUNGUWU

BAESOO
OKAY SORRY JWOOFLR'S SISTER
ITS A CUTE NAME

JWOOFLR
thank you ☺️💖

BAESOO
so uh ur like really handsome 😳

JWOOFLR
haha you're really pretty 😳

BAESOO
what matches do we have??

JWOOFLR
lol food play

BAESOO
ew i'd attempt to dirty talk you
but you seem too cute

JWOOFLR
looks can be deceiving...

BAESOO
ok then daddy

JWOOFLR
NOOOJSDMS WAIT THAT'S WEIRD

JWOOFLR
i have a friend johnny who asks
his hookups to call him that

BAESOO
so where can i find this johnny

JWOOFLR
bitch WHAT ABOUT ME???

BAESOO
WELL WOULD YOU HOOK
UP WITH ME??

JWOOFLR
UH YES I WOULD

BAESOO
wait fr bro 👉👈

JWOOFLR
of course bro 👉👈

BAESOO
bro bring the whipped cream bro 👉👈

JWOOFLR
bro of course bro 👉👈

BAESOO
bro i gtg someone messaged me but
i'll be back for that date bro 👉👈

JWOOFLR
bro you better bro 👉👈

☽【❖】☾

YUT4D3VIL

YUT4D3VIL
ur hot

BAESOO
ur hotter

YUT4D3VIL
well yeah but wtv

BAESOO
damn your user is so aesthetic

BAESOO
teach me your ways 😍

YUT4D3VIL
if you come to my place, i'll give you
an in person experience

BAESOO
that was smooth i like it

BAESOO
but i already have a date planned later.
whipped cream play > aesthetic sex

YUT4D3VIL
i see

YUT4D3VIL
you do see the devil in my user, right?

BAESOO
yes 😳

YUT4D3VIL
good good

BAESOO
sir you're doing too much i've
got two bitches to be loyal to

YUT4D3VIL
are you turning me down, kitten?

BAESOO
holy

BAESOO
i'm sweating

YUT4D3VIL
you like when i call you kitten, kitty?

BAESOO
helpimsohornyrngoawaysir

BAESOO
i'm supposed to be a loyal hoe

YUT4D3VIL
you can be... to me

BAESOO
are u japanese?

YUT4D3VIL
i am. some call me the osaka prince

BAESOO
i'd call you whatever you want me too

YUT4D3VIL
ur a sub, aren't you?

BAESOO
fuck me

YUT4D3VIL
when and where

BAESOO
i'm getting another message
and i need to calm down and
not whore myself out just yet

YUT4D3VIL
you'll be back won't you, kitten?

BAESOO
🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

☽【❖】☾

FRANKIESTEIN

FRANKIESTEIN
BABY

BAESOO
holy shit you remember me

BAESOO
screaming without the s

FRANKIESTEIN
LMAOOO HOW COULD I
FORGET MY FAVE SUB

BAESOO
oh so i'm yours 😏

FRANKIESTEIN
yeah you're mine.

BAESOO
mami

FRANKIESTEIN
JSJDKDMKDMDKSKD

FRANKIESTEIN
yo why'd that make me 🦋🦋🦋

BAESOO
mami mami mami mamiiiii

FRANKIESTEIN
bout to bust

BAESOO
why'd you message me tho??
miss me already 😈😈

FRANKIESTEIN
know a sakaguchi sakura?

BAESOO
YES????

BAESOO
SHES THE ONE WHO SET ME UP
WITH THIS UNHOLY APP

BAESOO
i'm pretty sure it's full of bots btw. that
YUT4D3VIL guy was too sexy to be real

FRANKIESTEIN
YUT4D3VIL?

FRANKIESTEIN
damn

BAESOO
??? you know him??

FRANKENSTEIN
... SOOO sakura paired with me and she
told me about a friend she convinced to
get the app and it was you

BAESOO
IT WAS ME

FRANKIESTEIN
now i wanted to ask if i could make
a gc with just the three of us

BAESOO
OF COURSE MAMI

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K I N K C H A T

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BAESOO
sakura you dirty whore

SAKISAKI
UM.

BAESOO
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME WHAT
THIS APP WAS ALL ABOUT???

BAESOO
I DOWNLOADED IT IN PUBLIC

SAKISAKI
WELL THATS YOUR FAULT DUMBASS
THE APP LITERALLY HAS THE WORD
KINK IN IT ARE YOU BLIND??

BAESOO
SHUT UP

FRANKIESTEIN
babies. quiet down.

BAESOO
yes mami

SAKISAKI
yes mami

FRANKIESTEIN
so who have you two talked to so far?
since i've had the app the longest, i'm
considering myself the leader

BAESOO
well so far, i've talked to JWOOFLR and
YUT4D3VIL. lovely people.

SAKISAKI
i was paired with jdaddy 1 and 2.
i can't remember their usernames

BAESOO
how original

SAKISAKI
i didn't wanna ask

FRANKIESTEIN
istg this app has some spying device

BAESOO
why??

FRANKIESTEIN
instead of explaining,
let me just show you...

BAESOO
saku i'm scared

SAKISAKI
hold me bitch

FRANKIESTEIN
lmao dramatic hoes

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um i still don't even know-

also just another note, this book is A JOKE. it's going to be cringy (esp near the beginning) so hard stans bear with me okay <3 it's all for shits and giggles :)