MARK
why are we quiet again
i hate being quiet

MARK
was it the blowjob thing??
i promise i'll never bring
it up ever

DOYOUNG
mark its 2 am-

MARK
so it wasn't the blowjob thing?

JOHNNY
GOD 😣😣

JAEHYUN
why are u all awake

DOYOUNG
why are YOU awake 🤨

JAEHYUN
idk

JOHNNY
im always up late

SIYOON
hi

MARK
OMG NEW PERSON WHO WONT
SHOW US THEIR FACE HI 😝👋

SIYOON
ur cute

MARK
you don't know what
i look like 🙀🙀🙀

SIYOON
being cute doesnt solely
rely on looks..

JOHNNY
literally how did haechan score you

DOYOUNG
ikr who knew the fucker had game

SIYOON
my baby <3

MARK
i wonder if the girls have a group
chat where they talk 💩 about us

SIYOON
we do

MARK
AHAHAHHAHAHHA 😂 wait 🤔

SIYOON
jk

SIYOON
unless

JOHNNY
YOU ARE SO FINE 😩

SIYOON
ty

FRANKIE
can yall stfu it's 2 am

JAEHYUN
fr

MARK
WAIT FRANKIE FRANKIE
IS IT TRUE

MARK
DO THE GIRLS HAVE A GC???

FRANKIE
whatttttt

FRANKIE
ok but don't lie and say you
boys don't have your own
separate chat 🙄

MARK
whattttttt

JUNGWOO
we do

MARK
JUNGWOO?????

JUNGWOO
hi you woke me up
with your buzzing

SIYOON
sorry that was me

JUNGWOO
NO LIKE PHONE BUZZING

SIYOON
whoops

FRANKIE
that's hot

DOYOUNG
i feel like a stranger in
my own chat 😪

TAEIL
now what are you all doing up

FRANKIE
grandpapi taeil 🤤

BADA
yeah get back to bed old man

TAEIL
BABE WHAT DID I DO???

MARK
okay but

MARK
how can two people meet
after ONE MONTH and be
so comfortable together 😩😔

BADA
we're old and chill

BADA
yall youngins are so uptight
no wonder you're all single

TAEIL

BADA
OMW MUFFIN

MARK
ATTACKED

JUNGWOO
FOR WHAT

DOYOUNG
you aren't even two
years older than me 😒

BADA
and when was the last time
you had a girlfriend?

JOHNNY
hisses through teeth 😬😬

JAEHYUN
wow ur ruthless

TAEIL
ikr i'm in love 😍

FRANKIE
mannnn i want a bada :(

TAEIL
YOU SHOULD BE JEALOUS
IM SOOOO LUCKY

BADA
NO IM THE LUCKY ONE
SQUISHY BOY <3

DOYOUNG
i think i just threw up
in my mouth a little

SOOJIN
FRANKIE YOO 😠😠😠😠

SOOJIN
WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME UP

SOOJIN
I WANT A TAEILLLLL SOMEONE
LOVE ME THE WAY THEY LOVE
EACH OTHER 💔

TAEYONG
they're all asleep

SOOJIN
so we're alone ;)

HAECHAN
aha think again hornos

SOOJIN
now i'm not saying the three
of us should get breakfast but

SOOJIN
that's exactly what i'm saying

TAEYONG
breakfast like breakfast or like

TAEYONG
🍆

SOOJIN
taeyong.

HAECHAN
no no it's a reasonable
question 🤔

SOOJIN
as the oldest and most responsible
one active, i will pay

TAEYONG
um i'm three years
older than you 🤨

SOOJIN
no you're right! have fun
paying for haechan!!!

TAEYONG
...

TAEYONG
is it too late to take it back?

HAECHAN
oh ho ho this is gonna
be fun babyboy 😈

TAEYONG
GULP

•
mother's day is tomorrow (or today for some of you) so go tell your moms you love them >:(