SOOJIN
help

SOOJIN
why am i so bad at being single

JOHNNY
what did you do

SOOJIN
NOTHING

SOOJIN
YET

HAECHAN
and yall thought I was bad

SOOJIN
smd

JOHNNY
WHAT DID YOU DO

SOOJIN
I ASKED KUN ON A DATE

SOOJIN
IT WASNT MY IDEA I SWEAR

JOHNNY
DO YOU

JOHNNY
LIKE HIM

SOOJIN
OF COURSE I LIKE HIM

SOOJIN
HES THE PLATONIC
LOVE IF MY LIFE

HAECHAN
platonic??

SOOJIN
so we used to date

JOHNNY
OH THAT ONE??

SOOJIN
😐😐

JOHNNY
oof

SOOJIN
SO i'm like scared

SOOJIN
cause he's my soulmate

SOOJIN
and the thought of dating him
again feels strange but perfect

HAECHAN
DONYOU WANNA
FUCK HIM OR NOT

SOOJIN
ISJNDJSKDN WHAT THR FUCK

JOHNNY
that's not a no 😻

SOOJIN
i hate you both

SOOJIN
where are the sensible
members of this chat

HAECHAN
off being sensible duh

SOOJIN
I HATE YOU

HAECHAN
i wanna know the blowjob story :(

JOHNNY
NO

SOOJIN
OK SO

JOHNNY
NO PLEASE

SOOJIN
I WENT TO THE MOVIES
WITH SOME FRIENDS

JOHNNY
NOOOOO

SOOJIN
and it was dark but i was
sitting next to this super
cute nerdy stranger with
cool emo hair and GAME.

JOHNNY
OH MT GOD

SOOJIN
so we started whispering
and giggling during the movie
cause it was kinda ass right

SOOJIN
and then one thing leads to another
and i'm suckin his cock 😹😹

JOHNNY
HESUS

HAECHAN
DAMN THAT FAST

SOOJIN
I WAS A BADDIE W
DADDY ISSUES

HAECHAN
SO YOU DIDNT ASK EACH
OTHER UR NAMES OR AGES
OR ANYTHING

SOOJIN
i daydreamed about you
for months jdaddy1 🤧

JOHNNY
LITERALLY WHAT ARE
THE FUCKING ODDS

SOOJIN
this is fate

SOOJIN
we should make out or
smth hahaha idkkkk

JOHNNY
time and place babe

SOOJIN
STOPSNMDKNS

TAEYONG
hiii

SOOJIN
whatttt

TAEYONG
ALL THIS ATTITUDE

TAEYONG
i'm babysitting taejoong rn
and he won't stop asking me
if you're coming over

SOOJIN
MY BABY

TAEYONG
HE WONT LEAVE ME
ALONE EVEN WHEN I
SAID YOU ARENT

SOOJIN
ILOVEBIMSOMUCH

TAEYONG
I HAYE IT

SOOJIN
TOO BAD NOW OPEN
THE DOOR FOT ME

—

being the loving uncle and aunt-figure they were, taeyong and soojin took taejoong to the park to play on the swings and get ice pops. they weren't planning to be there long since it was too hot for the pair, despite the little boy's enthusiasm.

soojin stood with one of taejoong's hands in hers, taeyong on his other side. "jesus, it was not a smart idea to wear black," the girl groaned as she pulled at the tanktop sticking to her sweaty skin.

a giggle was heard to her left, and the ravenette whipped her head to see taeyong laughing shamelessly at her disgusted face. "what? it's hot!"

"you look like the little green girl from inside out!"

"oh, what a lovely family you are!" a random old lady suddenly exclaimed as she approached the trio. instantly, soojin and taeyong glanced at each other with expressions matching the said green girl from inside out. "how long have you been together?"

"uh—"

"thirteen years, ma'am." soojin quickly cut in before taeyong could explain. "my jack and i knew it was love the first time he spilled his mango smoothie all over my brand new white blouse. tragic, really. if i hadn't fallen for those pretty eyes i would have choked him to death!" she covered her mouth and leaned towards the woman so taejoong couldn't see or hear her, "not that he'd mind." she winked.

the elderly woman hesitated a moment before letting out a chuckle, not expecting to get their entire love story. "well, that's... unique!"

she made an excuse to leave and hurried away from the pair, soojin releasing a laugh she'd been struggling to keep in. "damn, did you see her face?" she continued giggling without much cause to stop.

"bruh, jack? of all the names you could've given me, you picked jack?"

"what? you could be a jack!"

"uncle taeyong, remember when you had white hair? you looked like jack frost!" taejoong added in glee, happy to join in their conversation.

accepting his defeat, taeyong took a bitter bite of his ice pop and went back to swinging his nephew with the ravenette.

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happy birthday to one of my gfs <3 idk if she wants her birthday known here but HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILYYYY