MARK
if i have a daughter
i'm naming her rory

JUNGWOO
did you get someone pregnant??

MARK
WHAT NO

MARK
just trademarking the name

JUNGWOO
i highly doubt any of us would
want to name our daughter rory
but okay mark

MARK
rory™️*

TAEIL
you're all FAKE

JUNGWOO
I SAID GOOD LUCK

TAEIL
i'm going to get pancakes
BY MYSELF

JUNGWOO
:(

TAEIL
MYSELF AND JUNGWOO

JUNGWOO
:)

MARK
no what

MARK
DID I NOT DM YOU A
BUNCH OF GET WELL
SOON MEMES AND
FLOWER EMOJIS????

HAECHAN
you KNOW you love me~

TAEIL
let's go mark

HAECHAN
WHAT

MARK
YAY

SOOJIN
OOH ME TOO PLEASE???

TAEIL
i'm not willing to pay
for three other people

HAECHAN
YOU MEAN FOUR????

TAEIL
you aren't invited

HAECHAN
is it cause i'm asian? cause
i'm sexy and cute and funny?

TAEIL
no it's cause you're annoying

HAECHAN
i'm never replying here ever again.

MARK
my prayers have been answered

SOOJIN
i just know hes fuming rn 😭😭

JUNGWOO
wait taeil are we actually
going to get pancakes?

TAEIL
sure i'm hungry

MARK
me too?

SOOJIN
ME THREE??

TAEIL
... fine FINE.

HAECHAN
taeil was right

HAECHAN
fake friends fr

HAECHAN
ALL OF YALL

DOYOUNG
oh are you done being
dramatic?

DOYOUNG
i liked silent haechan

HAECHAN
i hate you old man

DOYOUNG
i'm literally not even old

HAECHAN
that's what old people
say, grandpa

TAEYONG
haechan be nice to doyoung

HAECHAN
you cant even talk
you're practically dust.

FRANKIE
apologize.

HAECHAN
:( i don't wanna

FRANKIE
😐

HAECHAN
i'm so so sorry i called you
both old. i sincerely apologize
that you can't handle the truth

FRANKIE
fine. you aren't getting
breakfast with us anymore

HAECHAN
YOU WERE FOINF TO
INVOTE ME???

FRANKIE
yeah but not anymore

HAECHAN
mommy mommy please mommy
i have no food in the dorm and
jungwoo isn't here to get groceries
mommy please i'm hungry PLEASE
MOMMY

SAKURA
i'll take you out idc

FRANKIE
no he has to learn to
be nice to others

SAKURA
kid's gonna starve 💀

HAECHAN
I AM IM GOMNA STARVE
IM SO HUNGRY

JOHNNY
don't mind if i tag along i didn't
have a chance to grab dinner

JAEHYUN
have fun im sleeping in

JOHNNY
yes sleep well my precious
best roommate friend

JAEHYUN
🤨

SAKURA
sure john just meet haechan
and i at the place

DOYOUNG
OUR breakfast is gonna
be so much better

TAEYONG
yeah

FRANKIE
yeah

HAECHAN
yeah RIGHT YA CRUSTIES

HAECHAN
so where are we going guys
somewhere WAY BETTER
right???

SAKURA
john where's the closest mcdonald's

HAECHAN
WHAT

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