SOOJIN
DATING

SOOJIN
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT????

SOOJIN
THE GUY I WAS CLEARLY
INTO AND MY BEST FRIEND

SOOJIN
THAT BREAKS SO
MANY CODES

KUN
i mean you did leave both of them

KUN
and go silent for a month

SOOJIN
YEAH TO SAY GOODBYE
TO MY DYING GRANDFATHER
NOT SO THEY COULD SUCK
EACH OTHER OFF

KUN
wow

SOOJIN
okay that felt good to get out

SOOJIN
i mean i get it but?? it hurts???

SOOJIN
why would they do that??

SOOJIN
THE AMOUNT OF HOT
CANADIANS I TURNED
DOWN FOR HIM AND HE
WAS FUCKING MY BESTIE
UGHHHH

KUN
you sound like you
could use a nap

SOOJIN
no i'm babysitting taejoong

KUN
i though rin had a sitter?

SOOJIN
.. uh

KUN
did you tell them to leave so you
could use her son as your emotional
support hugger

SOOJIN
no......... 🥺

KUN
i'm telling on you

SOOJIN
DONT

TAEYONG
HEY you're back??

SOOJIN
taerin told you?

TAEYONG
actually taejoong's texting
me from her ipad

SOOJIN
that little traitor 😒😒😒😒😒

SOOJIN
so y'all have a new chat??

TAEYONG
ugh yeah

TAEYONG
too bad d*young's in it 🙄

SOOJIN
I LEFT FOR ONE MONTH
WTH HAPPENED

TAEYONG
hyohei and gowon were RIGHT

TAEYONG
then that second one went a lil
delulu and had to be kicked 😁

TAEYONG
but i think they may add her
back to redeem herself since
johnny said there's no way
he's returning :/

SOOJIN
uh huh

SOOJIN
soooooo jae and saku 😎

TAEYONG
oh yeah that's a thing OOF

SOOJIN
i need a relationship
rundown NOW

TAEYONG
OKAY

TAEYONG
1. taeil and bada. real cute,
real unbothered
2. jae and sakura. relatively new,
way too much tension + pda
3. johnny and gowon. ship
sank in a ball of fire. don't
expect enemies to lovers
4. mark, haechan, hyo and kyu.
not together but had a really weird
love square thing going on for
like a week or smth

SOOJIN
kyu??

TAEYONG
right sorry jaehyun's
sister chaekyung

TAEYONG
some of us call her kyu
and she HATES it

SOOJIN
so the singles are frankie..?

SOOJIN
i thought hyohei was into yuta

TAEYONG
yeah hyo and yuta broke up
and he's been quiet but it was
really awkward for a while

SOOJIN
why??

TAEYONG
oh cause she "exposed him" for
being a bad boyfriend and he got
upset cause he "didn't know they
were dating"

TAEYONG
she made the new chat after you
left cause she thought you and
yuta were cheating together

SOOJIN
what in the fuck

TAEYONG
BUT DONT BE UPSET WITH
HER! if i add you to the new chat
you'll have to be on your best
behavior

SOOJIN
umm okay

TAEYONG
promise me 🤙

SOOJIN
?????

TAEYONG
there's no pinkie emoji
JUST DO IT

SOOJIN
OKAY i promise 🤙

TAEYONG added SOOJIN to the chat

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slowly realizing this fic may have more than 100 parts ahahaha...