Logan put on a vampire costume to be ironic.

Penny hit his in the head with her banana peel and got the squished banana all over her head. Logan growled. "Stop fucking around you fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"

Logan gave her a look like she was weird.

Then they started making out.

***

Wish was eating a bagel. He killed many Mexican Amish people for that bagel. He broke his Corvette running the vehicle threw them, so he poured rice on his car so an Asian would come and fix it.

Green popped out of the bushes. "Haha! You broke your Corvette! Those suck!"

Wish through the rice bag at her. She swallowed it. That would be the only thing she swallowed, if you know what I mean.

So Alyssa started reading Node Direction fanfics. She wondered why the hell Harry needed sex slaves when 12 year olds were throwing themselves at him all the time. She threw her phone in a lake.

Soon, everyone took care of the Amish people and Mexicans and Penny was probably pregnant by now because werewolves are so sexy you can get impregnated if they look at you.

Logan showed off his abs to everyone but they ignored him. Penny just stuck her tongue out and ate a fish.

Then Donald Trump popped out of no where and said. "Now you have to kill Hillary Cliton."