A fat, reggae man was sitting on his throne when a teleporter popped in the throne room.

"What is this?" demanded King Trenton. "What are you doing here? Do I know you?"

"I am a messager, sent by Queen Ayanna of the South Shadow," the teleporter replied.

"I'm not sure if I can trust her..." Trenton thought to himself. "Maybe we can have some fun here."

"You are a very pretty lady," complimented the king, flipping a switch. "Guards, take her!"

Surprised and scared, the servant closed her eyes. When nothing happened, the king began lauging like crazy.

"This is a labor kingdom," said Trenton. "I have a no power here. Guards, escort her to the dungeon. I will be there in a moment."

He slowly stood as they carried her away and whispered to the guard next to him, saying, "I'm going to get some ass tonight. Now get a knife and bring it down to the dungeon. Fast."

As the king walked into the dungeon and saw her tied to a beam on the ceiling with tape over her mouth, the guard rushed in with the knife.

"You're late," scolded King Trenton. He grabbed the knife and slit the guard's throat, scaring the girl.

The king began cutting the skin off of her arm, the floppy skin just hanging there. He then ripped it off and ate it, getting it all over his face, then untied the girl's wrists. She fell back and the king ripped off the tape, his pants (and the girl's) following soon after.

All that could be heard throughout the kindom was the girl's screams for help.