KH UX spoilers

Player - Why is my name player on the script?

Director/MoM - Because. It is.

Player - yeah but the others have their actual names-

Director/MoM - Not important! Anyways! I just invited the other few that will join! I know it might be half way through the series already but-

Camera man - but-

Director/MoM - I felt like adding Lauriam, better known as Marluxia in chain of memories and Elrena better known as Larxene in this one!

Camera man - and you want me to record this.... Why?

Director/MoM - for the memoriessss

Camera man - Ok....

Director - Also on both sets we're going to have Ventus!

Camera man - But Ventus was in BBS and never was a nobody-

Director - none of your concern!

Ephemer - So no name changes for me this time. That's good. Tho wait- why is Ventus in both at the same time?

Skuld - Wait- do that mean one of us can be in kingdom hearts 3?!?!

Director - Ephemer will be in KH 3 and the dead chick-

Strelitzia - Hey!

Director - Will be in KH 4. Happy?

Skuld - Then where do I go?

Director - Play Xion again or something maybe- who knows!

Skuld - Hey!

Ephemer - Wait- I'm in kingdom hearts 3? Cool!

Player - Can you change my name on the script-

Director - No.

Lauriam - *Enters* SUP PEOPLE

Elrena - *Enters still in Larxene outfit* Marluxia, where did you find that outfit?

Lauriam - In the back!

Strelitzia - long time no see Bro!

Lauriam - Yeahhhh sorry about that- I was busy with the main project. Tho I'm here now what did I miss?

Strelitzia - I'm canonically dead apparently.

Lauriam - oh.

Strelitzia - and No one knows the cause.

Lauriam - OH

Strelitzia - and I'm doing props and costumes again and no longer really acting.

Lauriam - oh.... Wait who did it?

Director - I.... Didn't think that far ahead to be fair- I just wanted this series to be more entertaining by adding you both, a new person and someone else here.

Ventus - *Walks in with coffee in hand*

Lauriam - Hey Ven- wait... VEN?!

Ventus - Marluxia? Or is it Lauriam on this script?

Brain - *Reading a dictionary*

Lauriam - Please call me Lauriam but Ven- why are you here??

Director - So Ven will start on the left. Ephemer back. Skuld... somewhere? Brain behind the camera and Lauriam on the right.

Brain - I heard my name.

Director - *Sighs* this is going to be a longgggg scene.

Brain - oh well.

Director - also I have no idea who was the one that was supposed to kill Strelitzia in canon yet.

Ventus - Wait- I forgot my keyblade prop.

Director - good cause we got a new one for the few of you from the other set.

Player - Can we please change my script name to-

Director - NO. Anyways. Like I was saying. This is an important plot twist that you BETTER NOT POST ONLINE. Got it?

Everyone minus director - Yessss-

Director - good. And Ventus. Also don't tell your brother about this. Call this DND night or something.

Ventus - Got it. Will I still get my increased pay to give everyone coffee?

Director - Yeah- yeah sure

Ventus - Great! Well when do we start?

Director - All you new ones have a week before we start. Now cut the recording!

Camera man - *Sighs and stops recording*