Mark= Huey

Dewey= Bob

Louie=Wade

*I know in the video, yes, they swear, but I wanna keep this "clean" if you get what I mean. So, I'll just replace a few words. Anyways on to the story!*

Dewey and Louie: (sarcastically) Whoooo!

Huey: Do you guys have any...

Dewey: Wuahhh!

Huey: (rolls eyes) ...any spooky stories to tell?

Louie: (eating pizza) Well, I'm eating, go ahead, Dewey.

Huey: Dewey, do you have a spooky story to tell?

Dewey: (Stuttering)S-Spooky story?

Huey: Yeah.

Dewey: How am I-um...mmmmmm.(thinks)

Huey: (interrupting) We'll do an improv story! We-well you- you start it. You start it, and we'll do a sentence at a time. Go! (claps once loudly and lights dim)

Dewey: Lakehouse, home, um...in the Catskills in New York, upstate, sort of...(giggles)...Huey, go!

Huey: (laughs) You gave me a lot of...information to work with!

Dewey: (laughing) It's a lot-its a very detailed scenario, bring it home! 

Huey: So-so, so in this lake house in upstate New York, in the Catscales-

Dewey: Catskills.

Louie: (spews soda) 

Dewey: (starts laughing like crazy) 

Huey: (sighs) Catskills...

Louie: (falls over laughing)

Dewey: (laughs even harder)

Huey: (in between laughs) L-Louie, we're trying to tell a story here, keep it togeth-did that go through your nose?!

(Louie nods and everyone laughs)

Dewey: THAT was absolutely... that was totally  worth it! 

Louie: (in between laughs) I-it was because of the freaking cat scales!

Huey: (laughs) 

Dewey: (sighing) Holy CRAP! 

Louie: Why am I eating around you guys?!

Dewey: (laughs some more)

Huey: (turns to Dewey) Do I need to continue the story, or-

Dewey: Yeah, no. Cat scales, go ahead!

Huey: So, the Catskills, uh, were- were, the cat's scales, which are... xylophones for cats. And, um, (Dewey snickers) we-we, we didn't bring any cats with us, so when we heard the cats scales, we knew we were in trouble....(turns to Dewey) Go!

Dewey: (laughing) Is it Louie's turn or my turn?

Huey: (laughing) No, it's your turn. I don't think Louie can do it! 

Dewey: So, yeah, so, we didn't have any cats with us, but we could hear the cat scales, and uh....it was mean-and I forgot to mention that Louie was there. And Louie was just like, "I can't even handle the cat scales exist!!! How are we supposed to fight this?!?" And I was like, "Well, you know what-you know what the one think that cats are the most afraid of, right? (pauses) It's Cool Ranch Doritos.  And Louie always has like, six bags of Cool Ranch Doritos when we go on vacation together, (Huey and Louie giggle)...um, so, I went into Louie's trunk that he carries; it's got, like, goofy stickers all over it; it's one of those...it's like a Harry Potter trunk and uh, he's got a wand in there too. Uh, (Huey giggles) so I went in there and got- I got like, three of the six bags of Cool Ranch Doritos and said "Let's just... sprinkle these on all the window sills and keyboards in  the house and that will keep the cats away...uh, that were playing the cat scales. And uh, I forget what happened next. 

Huey: Uh, I remember, thankfully!

Dewey: Okay, Thank God! I-

(everyone bursts into hysterics)

Huey: (laughing) You know, I was wondering when you were gonna pass it over to me, but you just kept rolling with it; I was amazed! 

Dewey: (chuckles) I just tazed- Say some words, Huey! That was one sentence!

Huey: (laughs) So, then, uh-man that was a long-so then, after we ran out of Cool Ranch Doritos, we thought we were safe from the cat scales. Uh, and we thought that we were safe, but unfortunately, they weren't actually cats. They were....werecats. People that turn into cats by the light of the full moon and that they are NOT allergic to Cool Ranch Doritos. So...Louie donned his Harry Potter garb, and put on his robe, and then took his wand out, and ran into the woods screaming......

Louie: (whisper) ...peehype...

Dewey: (laughs) Peehype!

Huey: (in between laughs) He...he casted the Harry Potter spell Peeyus Hypheus as he blasted the werecats away with his...(hesitantly) wand juice. And...(turns to Dewey) Go!

Dewey: Uh, unfortunately, that was only Louie's, version of the story, uh, what really happened was that-(stifles a laugh)

Louie: (laughing) what????

Dewey: (laughing) He ran into the woods-

Huey: (laughing like crazy) 

Dewey: He ran into the woods wearing his Harry Potter stuff uh... screaming peehype and flailing his wand around really girly with his female hands! And uh, the cats just at him, because Harry Potter's not real and Louie didn't know that. But, what can you do?

Louie: (in between laughs) Why did this turn into a story about me???

Dewey: So, we lost Louie, then it was just Huey and me. I forgot to mention Huey was there.

Huey: Yeah, I was there. 

Dewey: He was just quietly sitting in the background, like he does. And Huey got up and was like, "Stupid werecats!!"....(laughs) Go ahead, Huey!

Huey: (laughs) Okay, so I was like "Stupid werecats"

Dewey and Louie: (laugh)

Huey: Because I hate, them, gosh-dang, they're the worst! And I didn't know what to do, but I reached into Louie's trunk and deep down in the bottom, there was this wet bag in there. And I pulled it out, and it was really gross, because when I opened it up it was filled with...um...

Louie: (bursts into hysterics)

Huey: I don't know what it was, but I didn't like it.

Dewey: (laughs along with Louie)

Huey: So I didn't- I didn't know what it was, so I handed it to Dewey, and I told him that this was the secret ingredient to killing all the werecats. And he believed me! So, uh, this s what happened next!

Dewey: Uh, so Huey handed me this bag, that I instantly recognized as Louie's green hoodie!

Huey and Louie: (laugh)

Dewey: And I really brought this thing into full circle, didn't I? 

Huey: (laughing) Yeah!

Dewey: So, yeah. I took Louie's hoodie, and I put it on, and I was like, "You know what? You guys ate Louie, and Huey's not gonna do crap. He's just gonna sit back reading his stupid Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, and, not do anything. And I ran into the woods, and I beat the crap out of those freaking werecats! I punched them all... in there(hesitantly)...people-ey...cat-like...face...and uh,

Louie: And Louie's the Maid's number two in Ireland!

Dewey: And Louie was never heard from again! 

Huey: Okay, uh, unfortunately, that was just Dewey's version of the story. Uh. What really happened was that Dewey put on the hoodie. He loved it so much, and then he ran out to join the, uh, werecats, and the werecats....smelled the hoodie and, then claimed him as one of them. And they made him their king! The King of the Werecats! So...

Dewey: (proudly) And that's how I  became King of the Werecats!

Huey: Yeah, that's what happened.

Dewey: Happy Halloween, everybody! 

*ANND THAT'S THE END! MAN, THIS TOOK FOREVER To WRITE! BUT IT'S DONE! LOL! If ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE BASED ABOUT THIS THEY CAN, JUST PLEASE CREDIT ME FOR THE FANFICT! THANKS AND BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER STORIES AS WELL! BYE!*

-SYNTHMUSIC