I see a street,an empty street,then a girl,a little girl,in the street,then the bat standing next to her,as to protect her,but from who,from me? I look at myself,seeing the blood on my hands,then I see the bat,lying on the floor,then I see riddler's body on the floor,then I see deadshot lying on the floor,then catwoman,then Raz Al Ghul,then penguin,then scarecrow,then bane,then the rest of the people we broke out of BGP lying on the floor,dead,then I see,the little girl dead,in front of me,but,then the picture suddenly changes and shifts in a flash.The little girl becomes Harley Quinn,someone who I never ever appreciated,never,until now.I wake up,realising it was just a dream.What was it?Was it just a dream?Was it a vision .............a vision of what is to come?

I really can't sleep after seeing dead bodies of people I love and all that blood.I decide to stay awake for the rest of the night.Soon the sun comes out to greet me,and everyone else wakes up,ready for another  day in Gotham city.But not just your average,ordinary day (even though there's no such thing as a normal day in Gotham city)oh dear no.Today,the world will see what it is like without it's heroes,without good.

"Be prepared",I tell the team."We go out in five to ten to fifteen minutes".By the ten minute mark we are all finished and ready to get out there and make a difference.We want to start it in the middle of something,something like the president's address to the nation which is ironically today.Good planning joker.Thanks.........joker,I tell myself(in my mind of course,ya big dumb-dumb).Of course this will mean disguises.Where the f*#k are we going to get disguises?Mayor Anthony Garcia won't see it coming,and neither will Batman.

Ok,I know a guy,who knows a guy who knows this other guy who knows another guy who can get us the disguises we need.But we need them  right now,and he'll get it by the end of the month or something.Bad planning joker,Bad joker......Sorry.....joker.Anyways,now to get the disguises we need,hmmm.I guess we'll.................improvise?Aarrgh,I shoulda thought this through.We can get disguises from actual people,like we could get the clothes of actual people and use them,sounds good.Good joker,thanks......joker.

Okay,let's get to the PATN through the most unsuspected vehicle,a mini-van.I know it has the word mini  right in it,but two of them were able to fit in a whole army of villains.Even through the traffic lights,crowds of people,and all the traffic,we barely managed to get there in time.To where you may ask?To the GCPD offices,because we need to get the disguises.Two-face,riddler,deadshot and I decide to go through the vents and get to the bathrooms and the same goes for Harley and catwoman.You'll be suprised how many people go to the bathroom in a day.The rest of them will come in at the end(mostly because the others can't use disguises cause they're too big).The problem is,catwoman and Harley were supposed to go to the Ladies room and us to the Men's room,but it went the exact opposite of how it was supposed to go out.

It wasn't too bad for Harley Quinn and catwoman,but it was much harder to get the clothes of both us and the officer's out in front of each other.I just told them(the guys who were with me) to wear it over their own clothes,while I stuck ducktape to the ladie's mouths to keep them from making too much noise.I felt kinda guilty for some reason,even though it would've been smarter to just knock them out,which we eventually did.We finally got dressed and ready to rampage over the streets of Gotham.We quickly got into our mini-vans and went to the street in which the PATN would take place.

We hide in our mini vans,until we are called to protect the mayor and stand around him.This is going to be on live television.We stand around the president,as he says his vote of thanks and gratitude to the people of Gotham."Oh my God,thak you sooooo much ,I love you all",he says,wow,what an ass-kisser."Thank you all so much ,nananananaana",I mock under my breath."Most of all",he says,"I would like to thank the savior of gotham,Batman."I turn back and take a look at deadshot and give a laugh while shaking my head,and he realises it's the signal.He takes out his guns and shoots the mayor's bodyguards,as I run to the mayor then put my knife on his throat,while I hear the people of Gotham scream.

"That's it,people of gotham,SCREAM!LET YOUR PUNY SAVIOR HEAR YOUR HELPLESS CRIES AND COME HERE TO RESCUE YOU",I scream to taunt the batman who is probably sitting in his bed in hospital watching right now."YEAH!YOU BATMAN,COME HERE TO SAVE TO CITY AND MAYOR YOU LOVE OH SO DEARLY!" I continue.He's probably out of his bed and through the window already,making his way to Wayne tower.He's probably really struggling.He doesn't realise its a trap.

Usually,the hero would be here by now,but it's been over a minute of the mayor asking,"Are you gonna kill me now?"I reply,saying ,"If you keep on asking me that I might actually kill you."He mumbles under his breath and I hit him on the head,knocking him out unconscious,then I see batsy come up with his bat-jet(he's truly full of himself),but,suprisingly,he didn't come with his suit."This is gonna be alot more easier than I thought",I say under my breath."What took you so long?"I ask him."Where is he?"He asks with his so macho voice.I mock his weird voice,"Oh,where is he?I'm a completely blind-as-a-bat dush-bag",then complete in my normal voice,saying,"He's riiiight oveeeeeeeerrrr...there,you can see that big blob lying on the floor?Yeah,that's  him".

He takes off his shirt and pants to reveal,not his undies(damn pervs)but his suit.Doin the superman thang,cool.Don't tell me he had that on from the time he went into hospital after I raged out on him.Then he takes out his mask from the bat-jet,and puts it on.I eventually let out the army of the so-called new injustice league.Let them do all the dirty work.

They hold him up quite well,but of course he knows all of their weaknesses.Clayface gets stopped by Mr.freeze's freeze-gun,catwoman eventually just gives up because she loves him,the riddler get's beaten up by batsy,bane gets overpowered,penguin's gun gets broken,and so does Mr.freeze's.Deadshot's down,the others are taken down by his batarangs and his smoke bombs which allow for smart sneek attacks to take them all down.Even Harley's unpredictability is outmatched by Batman's intellect."I'll show them how it's done,because IT'S MY TURN!"I say to them.