*telling Scotlyn about the last hashtag and eating at Panera Bread*

Me: "How many Hannahs do you have, by the way?"

Scotlyn: "Hmm... I don't know. I have quite a few."

*begins to list different Hannahs*

Me: "That's the red-head Hannah, right?"

Scotlyn: "Yeah, blah blah blah stuff Pierson doesn't remember."

Me: "Yeah, Hannah's pretty derpy."

Scotlyn: "She's not derpy; she's dirty."

Me: "What? My Hannah's not... Oh, wait. Are you talking about your Hannah?"

Scotlyn: "I think."

Me: "Dang, we have too many Hannahs. I was about to say, because my Hannah is definitely derpy."

Scotlyn: "No contest."

I love how my phone is now accepting "Hannahs" as a word. #LifeGoals , amiright?