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In my Discussion Group (in which we had Bible studies and stuff) of about twelve other people my age, the DG leader (who is a college student) asks a topic question thingy.

"What is the most expensive thing you've ever bought for someone else?"

Other people start listing things like jewelry for girlfriends, tools for dads, and a lawn mower (IDEK). I just sit there and awkwardly raise my hand.

"Um, are we using relativity?"

*crickets chirp*

"You know, relativity? If we're talking absolutes, then it would be whatever had the highest monetary value of anything you've ever bought; for example, let's say I bought a necklace that cost $200. But if we're talking relativity, then that $200 necklace that I bought last year could be less expensive than something that cost $30 that I bought when I was five. Simple rules of relativity."

"Stop overcomplicating it. She said the most expensive thing."

"Oh, so absolute value, then. Gotcha. Just making sure, because with... Nevermind."

Are other humans not as interested by the laws of relativity as I am? Hmm...