HALP US 
HALP US PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

MY LITTLE LITTLE SISTER IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY PARTY TODAY

A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS ARE GONNA BE RUNNING AROUND HOPPED UP ON SODA AND MINECRAFT THEMED SQUARE CUPCAKES

I mean, don't get me wrong. The cupcakes are pretty cool. BUT STILL

QUICK! PEYTON, GRAB SOME CHIPS AND THE SWEET TEA! I'LL HIDE THE XBOX. BARRICADE THE DOOOOOORRRRRR

We're going to die. 
;-;