WELP
Driving home with my sisters with the windows rolled down

We were making lame, dirty jokes because we were bored

Scotlyn didn't like one of mine

So she playfully slapped me

And my glasses flew out the window

While we were going down a major highway at high speeds with a car right behind us

And school starts on Friday

Great
Awesome
Thanks, Scotlyn, for defenestrating my spectacles

R.I.P. in Pieces

2014-2015
"Pants"
You will be remembered