Friend: "kml but shhh"

Me: "I just had to Google what 'kml' meant. You kids with your pesky Internet slang...

"WOAH HEY
DON'T DO THAT
DON'T KILL YOURSELF LAUGHING

"SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT MOST HUMANS ARE LETHALLY ALLERGIC TO DEATH

"YOU COULD DIE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"

Don't judge me...