Mario woke up today and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, heading downstairs and devouring a spaghetti dish and releasing a belch.

Mario: Mama Mia! Taco Mia hit good..

Beta:..That was spaghetti you idiot..

Mario: Hey fuck-a you too!

Beta: Yeah you too asshole..

He says before sipping some coffee, then they hear a doorbell ring. So they go to answer it, but upon their discovery, it was a simple green notebook delivered to the front door.

Mario: Hmm?..

Beta: Uhh..who ordered the notebook?..

Mario: I dunno! HEEY! Can we see if there's ass pics in this?!

Beta: You're even more immature than me..but yeah, why not.

Mario: Okie Dokie!

He opens it up to see only blank pages..

Mario: Mamafucker! We ain't found shit!

Beta: Lemme fix that..

He snatched the notebook and went to drawing, then wrote under it, ass.

Mario: Can Mario see the result?

Beta: Yeah, here you-

Beta turns to Mario only to see a donkey landed on Mario.

Beta: Go?..what the fuck?

Donkey: WAFFLES!!

Beta: OUTSIDE!

He chucks Donkey outside the castle.

Donkey: :(

Mario: What was dat for?!

Beta: I didn't do that the- the notebook did that?..hold on..

He looks at the drawing then saw his writing glowing.

Beta: I didn't know ass could glow..but riddle me this..

He puts it to the test.

Beta: We've got some beta testing to do..

He began to write down the following..

"A hippo, in a corvette eating a bowl of spicy curry and wearing sunglasses"

The words glow and something comes crashing down on Mario again.

Beta: Jesus Christ..

Moto Moto: I like em B I G, I like em C H U N K Y~

Beta: Yeah no, get the fuck out.

Moto Moto: You got it chief.

He says before driving over Mario and out a window. Beta looks at the damage then shook his head before looking back at the notebook.

Beta: I think we've discovered the notebook of god..

Mario: O-Oh..shet! Can it make Mario lotsa spaghetti?!

Beta: I just caused a hippo to drive a car holding a bowl of curry who wears sunglasses..I'm pretty sure you can get all the fuck load of spaghetti you please..

Mario's eyes go big as he ripped the notebook out of his hands and in just a few seconds..

Spaghetti comes spewing out the top like an active volcano.

Beta: Nice one dickface, now the whole castle's combusting!

Mario: Fuck you! Mario's in love with dis shit!

Beta: I can tell, now if you'll excuse me..

He fishes the notebook out and slithered his way to the front door, wiping the sauce off him.

Beta: You have fun in there..but not too much fun..meanwhile I'll be out here doing some random crap.

Mario: Okie dokie!

Then as Beta was about to leave, he hears screaming from above.

Beta: What the hell?..

He looks up to see everyone else falling straight toward Beta.

Beta: Shit..

He steps out of the way before he gets hit and watches everyone crash into the grass.

Beta: Howdy folks.

Y/N: H-Hi there..ugh..

You get up from being tossed by a crazy amount of spaghetti and meatballs.

Y/N: What happened in there?.

Meggy: Did Red start some stupid stuff again?..

Beta: Bingo, and looks like the rain check came in..it's cloudy with a chance of fuckin meatballs.

Saiko: Great, just great, I had it all planned out for today, now I can't even reach my guitar now!

Beta: I wish I could care, but I can't..

He writes into the notebook again.

Saiko: You little shit..

Before Saiko could even make contact with his head, Beta spawned in a brick wall between her and him, the hammer bounced back from the wall.

Saiko: What the-

You all look in awe and wondered how Beta did that.

Tari: H-How did you do that?!..

Beta: This little notebook is the best!

Y/N: Notebook?..

Beta: Yeah..I mean- this notebook basically spawns in anything you write..

SMG4: Wait, seriously?

Beta: Yeah! Check it out!

He then writes..

"A purple Swag with a rock in one hand and the other hand, a laser pistol"

Purple Swag: I'm the man behind the Swag.

He boogies off before firing at a bird in the sky and made it rain rotisserie chicken.

Saiko:..

She looks around to make sure nobody's looking and sneaks a wing..

Beta: We can see you..

Saiko: Don't care anymore..

She says before taking a bite.

Y/N: Well damn..that notebook can do wonders!

Skully: No kidding, no limitations?

Beta smirks.

Beta: No limitations..

Skully: Hand that thing over, I wanna try something..

Beta: Knock yourself out..

He says before tossing it to his brother. Skully gets an idea and writes in it.

Y/N: What are you putting down?

Skully: You'll see..

Y/N: Alright..

You seemed skeptical but see what he's making..

"A turtle with AirPods carrying a skateboard"

As soon as he gets done, the words began to glow, confusing Skully..

Skully: What on earth-

Tari: Awww..what a cutie!

Meggy: He looks cool!

Y/N: I must agree..he's both cute and cool!

Turtle: Board.

The turtle said before tucking in and skating away.

Y/N: Here lemme give it a try..

Skully: Sure! Here you go!

He hands the notebook over and everyone's curious on what you're about to write down..

Y/N: Hmmmm...

What will you draw?

(A) A Penguin with a Monocle and a fancy mustache.

(B) A Sonic Snail.

(C) Beef Boss.

(D) A Yodeling Zombie with a Disco Afro.

(E) Custom Choice.