"Yeet! We are proud parents of this fanfic!!"

"The attack of the dad farts"

"XD demons usually don't kill humans unless there's a motive you have better luck getting raped by a ghost"

"Pfft-

"No."

"Would u like to continue writing or would u like to do random shit."

Kin_Can: Fucking shit it's snowing
FUCK (*insert the place we live*)

Me: I like snow
Snow is
Snowy
Y u no like snow

Kin_Can: I FUCKING HATE SNOW GIVE ME MY SUMMER BITCH!! (*insert the place we live*) DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE!!!!

Angry child u is Kin_Can XD

Me: Michigan did it. Deal w/it. Lol, aw, I'll huggle you when I see chu so ur warm

Kin_Can: Yays >w<
I like snow now

"Lmao
Anxiety is not friendly"

"I wanted chicken nuggets D:"

"Hello. I'm dead.
How are u??"

And the best one

"Maybe I can become famous for just existing!!"

Hun, you're already famous at school. People love le child. Much love childdd