Taehyung pulled his car in front of the hospital, a deep frown etched on his face. Meanwhile, the boy in the back seat remained unconscious. Lisa glanced at Jungkook, her expression softening.

"Get some hot water," Taehyung suggested, his voice flat.

"Why do you hate him so much, Tae?" Lisa asked with a teasing smile. "Look how cute he is!"

"What? Are you flirting in front of your brother? No way," Taehyung replied, rolling his eyes.

"Tae, if you weren't so mad all the time, you'd be the one flirting with him. But my poor brother is blind to beauty."

"Don't talk nonsense," Taehyung muttered, glaring at her. "Look, Jin's coming."

Lisa quickly opened the door as their Jin, approached. "Dad!" she called out.

"Where's his family?" Jin asked, glancing at the unconscious boy in the back seat.

Lisa looked back at Jungkook, then at Jin. "Why is he sleeping?"

"He fainted," she said.

"Why?"

"Because of your son," Lisa replied with a smirk.

"Oh really?" Jin said, raising an eyebrow. "What did your brother do to this kid?" He opened the back door and started shaking the boy gently. "Hey, kid, wake up... uh, what's his name again? Hey... you!"

"Dad, he's unconscious," Taehyung said, parking the car. "Take him to a doctor already."

Jin blinked in confusion, then quickly called for a wheelchair. "Of course, of course. But seriously, what did you do to this poor kid, Tae?"

Taehyung sighed, shaking his head as he followed them inside. "It's a long story, Dad. Not now.

*********

"Patient's name?" the nurse asked, clipboard in hand.

"Jungkook," Lisa replied quickly.

"Full name, please?"

"Kim Jungkook," Taehyung chimed in confidently.

Lisa shot him a surprised look. "Since when?"

Taehyung shrugged nonchalantly. "Soon to be."

The doctor examined Jungkook and shook his head. "Aish... This boy is just sleeping."

"He fainted," Lisa explained to the doctor.

"Maybe, but now he's just catching up on some beauty sleep. Jungkook... wake up... Jungkook..."

Jungkook slowly opened his eyes, rubbing them groggily. "Coffee, please..."

"No coffee for you, but I'll give you a little glucose," Taehyung offered with a grin.

Jungkook's eyes snapped open, and he glared at Taehyung. "What the hell are you doing in my room?"

"This is a hospital, Mr. Coffee," the doctor said, giving him a look of pure annoyance.

"Did the kid wake up?" Jin entered the room, peeking around.

"Unfortunately, yes," Taehyung sighed dramatically.

Jungkook suddenly looked panicked. "Wait, my dad! Where is he? Please, take me to my dad!" He cried out, remembering the situation.

"Oh, kid... Don't worry, I'll take you to him," Jin said, trying to calm him down. "First, just relax."

"My dad..." Jungkook mumbled, and then, with perfect timing, fainted again.

Everyone stared at him for a moment before Taehyung broke the silence. "Well, that was... eventful."

**********

"Are you feeling okay now?" Joon asked Kai, trying to sound all serious and concerned.

"Very much," Kai replied with a grin. "Did you inform my family, or are we just winging it here?"

"Yes... sort of... Tae and Lisa went to your home. They said something about bringing them or maybe just grabbing snacks, I wasn't really paying attention."

Just then, Jin knocked on the door like he was about to deliver some grand news. "Kai... it's-"

But before Jin could finish, the door exploded open as if it had been kicked by a superhero, and a squad of police officers charged in, waving their guns around like they were in an action movie. "Don't move! Hands up! Or I'll shoot you !" the lead officer, Felix, shouted.

"What's happening?" Jin and Joon stared at each other as if they had just walked into the wrong movie set. Kai swallowed hard, while Jimin and Hobi clung to each other like they were auditioning for a dramatic soap opera. Meanwhile, Yoongi, the master of not caring, continued napping on the couch, probably dreaming about more peaceful times.

"I said hands up!" Felix repeated, clearly frustrated that his first dramatic command didn't have the intended effect. "I'm Felix, cop extraordinaire! Now, tell me... where's the baby?"

"Baby? What baby? Are we talking about a literal baby or, like, baby corn?" Joon asked, scratching his head.

"The baby you kidnapped!" Felix declared, pointing a finger as if he had just solved the greatest mystery of all time.

"Me? Kidnap a baby? I can't even kidnap my own sleep!" Joon protested, looking genuinely offended.

"82 SL 200 is your car, isn't it?" Felix asked, puffing out his chest like he'd just cracked the case wide open.

"Yeah, it's mine," Jin admitted, suddenly wondering if his car had developed a double life.

"Then where's the baby?" Felix demanded, eyes narrowing like a detective in a bad crime drama.

"What baby? You little rascals didn't steal any babies from the park, did you?" Jin looked suspiciously at his children, who were now trying to look as innocent as possible.

"No!" Jimin and Hobi. shook their heads.

"Look, Mr. Officer, we're as clueless as a goldfish in a desert. We don't know anything about this baby kidnapping nonsense!" Joon tried to sound convincing.

"Just shut up, you no-good criminals! Tell me the truth! Where's that little child? I know everything!" Felix said, dramatically waving his gun around like he was in a bad cop movie. "What's your name, anyway?"

"You said you know everything but not my name? How does that work?" Jin asked, looking more confused by the second.

"What's your name?!" Felix screamed, his patience evaporating faster than a puddle in the sun.

"It's Kim Seokjin, but you can call me Jin," he said, as if they were exchanging pleasantries at a cocktail party.

"You kidnapped the child with your partner! Now, where's that partner? I mean, that girl!" Felix demanded, clearly determined to prove his point, no matter how ridiculous it was.

"Girl? Dad, you have a girl partner?" Jimin perked up, looking like he'd just uncovered a juicy piece of gossip.

"Jin hyung!" Joon tried to get his attention, waving his arms like a windmill.

"No, you're the only partner I have," Jin replied, rolling his eyes. "And don't lie, cop or not, I'm not buying it."

"Oh, now it all makes sense!" Felix shouted, as if he'd just had a brilliant revelation. "Mr. Kim, your husband is a mafia boss, isn't he? Maybe you don't know, but he's been running around kidnapping babies with his girl mafia partner! Now tell me, where's the baby?" Felix's voice reached a pitch that only dogs could hear.

"Will you just shut up?!" Yoongi suddenly sat up, looking more annoyed than anything. "You've got it all wrong, Officer Loudmouth. We didn't kidnap anyone."

"Yeah, we've been here all morning!" Kai added, wondering if this whole thing was some sort of hidden camera prank.

Suddenly, Tae, Lisa, and Jungkook burst into the room, looking like they'd just walked into the middle of a circus. "What the hell is happening here?" Tae asked, glancing around at the chaos.

"Dad!" Jungkook ran straight to Kai and clung to him like a baby koala. "This crazy guy said you died!" he sobbed, shaking like a leaf.

"Oh, my little one... Please don't cry. Dad is perfectly fine," Kai said, trying to soothe his son while shooting a glare at Tae. "Please, my buba, don't cry... it hurts my heart... and my ears."

"How emotional!" Felix sniffled, dabbing at his eyes with a handkerchief. The other officers joined in, suddenly feeling all warm and fuzzy. "But now I see the truth... You're all part of a mafia! And this man-" he pointed at Kai with dramatic flair "-is your boss! Last night, you all went to a party, your boss got shot, and you needed money for his hospital bills, so Mr. Kim Seokjin and his mysterious mafia girl partner kidnapped a baby! Now, where's that baby?!"

"What the hell are you talking about? I don't have any partner, especially not a girl, and I didn't kidnap anyone!" Jin shouted, his patience finally running out.

"Hey! Bring that mother who lost hid child!" Felix ordered one of his officers, as if he'd just cracked the case wide open.

"Our dad's a mafia boss, and he's been fooling us all along!" Jimin gasped, looking at Jin like he was the star of a crime drama.

"And now his rivals are going to kidnap us and make us eat stale bread!" Hobi added, shivering in fear.

"Dad, do you have a secret hideout with a stash of liquor? You know, for... emergencies?" Yoongi asked, still not fully awake.

Just then, Soo came crashing into the scene like a melodramatic soap opera character. "Koo baby! Kai baby!" he wailed, running toward them like he was in slow motion. "What happened to you?"

"Soo..." Kai said, barely managing to hold back a facepalm.

"Thank you, sir, for finding my baby," Soo said to Felix, then smothered Jungkook with kisses like he'd just returned from war.

"Baby?" Felix looked at the photo Soo handed him, his confusion reaching new heights. "What in the world...?"

Felix looked at the photo, then at Jungkook, then back at the photo, his confusion deepening.

"This... this is the baby?" Felix asked, his voice faltering as he tried to reconcile the image of the adorable baby in the photo with the fully grown Jungkook standing in front of him.

"Yeah, he was looking so cute in that picture, so I sent that one," Soo said with a casual shrug, as if this was the most normal thing in the world. "But thanks, Inspector, for finding my baby." He gave Felix a grateful nod, then pointed accusingly at Tae and Lisa. "And these two people kidnapped my son!"

"We?!" Tae and Lisa shouted in unison, their faces a mix of shock and disbelief.

"This is a misunderstanding!" Tae stammered, holding up his hands defensively. "We didn't kidnap anyone! We were just trying to help!"

"Yeah, we were good Samaritans!" Lisa added, desperately trying to plead their case.

Felix narrowed his eyes, trying to piece together the increasingly absurd situation. "So... let me get this straight. You, Mr. Soo, send me a baby photo, but your 'baby' is actually a grown man?

"Exactly!" Soo nodded enthusiastically, as if that cleared everything up.

Felix took a deep breath, rubbing his temples. "And you two," he pointed at Tae and Lisa, "didn't kidnap him. You just... what? Found him wandering around and decided to bring him to the hospital?"

"Pretty much!" Tae replied, still looking bewildered.

"And yet, I'm somehow supposed to believe that you're all part of some elaborate mafia baby-kidnapping ring," Felix muttered to himself, starting to question every decision that had led him to this moment.

"Look, Officer," Jin finally stepped in, trying to bring some sanity back to the situation, "this whole thing is just a big mix-up. No one here kidnapped anyone, and there's definitely no mafia involvement. We were just trying to help Jungkook after he fainted."

Felix stared at Jin for a long moment, then let out a long sigh. "Alright, I'm going to need a really strong coffee after this."

"And maybe some baby pictures of your own," Yoongi mumbled from the couch, finally awake enough to contribute.

Felix shook his head, finally lowering his gun. "Alright, everyone calm down. Clearly, this isn't the high-stakes crime scene I thought it was."

"Thank you, Officer," Jin said, relieved. "Now, can we please get back to just being a normal, non-kidnapping, non-mafia family?"

"Fine, fine," Felix grumbled, tucking his gun away. "But next time, try to avoid sending out baby photos of grown men, okay?"

Soo just grinned sheepishly. "I'll keep that in mind."

"By the way, what's your name?" Felix asked Lisa with a sudden, charming smile. "You look so smart, hot, and beautiful..."

Before Lisa could respond, Taehyung jumped in. "She's the daughter of these two extra big people," he said, gesturing to Jin and Joon., "and the sister of four overprotective brothers."

Felix's eyes widened as he processed that information. "Oh, I see, "Bye, sister!" he blurted out awkwardly, giving a nervous wave before making a hasty exit.

As soon as the door closed behind him, everyone looked at each other in stunned silence.

Actually what happened here? Yoongi threw the question.