kitaro:do you rember when you had to come out to that one semi homophobic lady?

kimiko:oh yeah! that was fun

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kimiko:hey *insert name*....I'm gay

???:no you not 

kimiko:i-....I'm not?

???:yeah its just a phase I slept with like 20 women in coleg I'm straight as a stick

kimiko:*holds in laughter*must be one bendy stick

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kitaro:are you still friends with her?

kimiko:no she died....there was this accident she was in and there was two cs on the wall. one of them was backwards

kitaro:why would-...OH!