modern streamer uzui, ending his stream: and that's it guys! spread your love, not your legs. do it the uzuway!

stalker in comments who's been harassing him the past week: i'd do both for you!

uzui: i don't remember saying spread your stds.

supportive comment: yeah! sick-in-the-head transmitted disease. fucking creep.

uzui: no, no. uzui don't bully.

stalker, hearing the police knocking on their door:

uzui: uzui find you too. *ends stream*