(I hate myself and everything I did to this fanfic)
Y/n:*mind* come on Y/n you do better!!

He went faster as he transforms into Bankai Stage, He rapidly swings giving off mini shockwaves around the training field 1000 miles away from Union.

Y/n: now for the hollow mask.

Y/n: that's much better....

He was about to use Getsuga Tenshou but Rin walks in stopping Y/n from using it.

Rin: brother you need to go now!!

Y/n: why!?

Rin: DAD IS PREGNANT!!

Y/n: NANI!?

He summons his angel wings, grabs Rin and he fly away to the hospital in high speeds.
(Mini Timeskip)

Y/n: I'm looking for Lucifer!!

Nurse: he's at room 64.

Y/n: thank you!!

Nurse: why?

Y/n: because I'm his lover!!

They rushed to room 64 as they heard their father screaming in pain of giving birth.

Y/n: father hold on!!

They arrived and saw Lucifer with two young children one boy and one girl.

Lucifer: Y/n...

Y/n: I know they look wonderful!!

Lucifer: what should we name them?

Y/n: for the boy Soul and the girl Blair.

Lucifer: I think those are great names for them.

Y/n: I'll protect you, my family, my lovers and my friends even if it means losing myself to my dark side.

Lucifer: thank you Y/n.

Y/n: I know Lucifer.

Xenovia: so what now then?

Y/n: don't know rest since nobody has attacked recently.

Lucifer: yeah I think it's for the best.

(2 weeks later)(DMC, Bathroom)

Y/n: dam my eyes are feeling crap today.

????:*dark chuckles*

Y/n: wha???

????: YOU'RE GOING TO MY WORLD!!!

A hand grabs Y/n and pulls him to the bathroom's mirror.

(????'s world)

Y/n: okay I'm tired of this shit!!

????: welcome to my world Y/n.

Y/n: who are you!?

????: come on, can you feel your own power?
(P.s he wears a black business suit and a grey shirt, which is occasionally accompanied with a black tie  and wears a pair of black pants, gloves, and shoes.)

Y/n: you're me!? But you're a grimm just like Salem!?

"Y/n": you're me and I'm you!!

Y/n: shut up!!

"Y/n": come on me, we have to kill them even if it means killing our friends!!

Y/n: I will never kill my family and I will kill you!!

"Y/n": come on think of Nephelams that were killed by angels and demons!!

Y/n: okay one bootleg Dante and bootleg Vergil can go to hell!! TWO I'LL RIP YOU APART AND EAT YOUR FLESH!!

"Y/n": come and get me my other self....

Y/n charges to his other self, takes out Bakusaiga and Yamato and attacks him but he counters his attacks, blocks or dodges the attacks. He puts away his two swords and transforms into his Ivlis form.

"Y/n": Ivlis? Oh yeah I forgot a friend of mine what to see you!!

Then he transforms into his Satanick form which Ivlis hates the perverted idiot devil but fears him because how sadistic and extremely perverted he is.

"Y/n": Ahhh that's riiiiiiiight ♡♡♡ I'm a perverted pig of a maaaanNNNNN

Y/n: what the hell?!

Ivlis:*telepathy* That's Satanick, he's the one sexually assaults me, tortured me with Reficul and made Licorice my son who is very protective of me and beats the hell out of him hell he's even into lolis and rabbits also he goes naked to fuck me!!

Y/n: he's one perverted dumbass thank god that Izumi never did that to me!!

Ivlis: careful master....

Y/n: i know*normal talk* okay Satanick fight me!!

He throws barrages of fireballs, hits "Y/n" causing huge damage but he seems to like to be in pain.

"Y/n": beat me up!! Come on you'll be happy!!

Y/n throws light spears at "Y/n" ripping his clothes, spears slicing him the dark version as blood leaks out his body, causing him to smile  and Y/n grabs his shirt.

"Y/n": Aren't you satisfied?

Y/n: you're wasting my time!!

He let's go of him and walks away but "Y/n" giggles.

"Y/n": once I'm free of this world I'll take your lovers and they'll be my slaves!!

Y/n: GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!!

Then everything went black.....