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Yuki

“Kakashi, I can’t believe you are actually making me do this.” I growled under my breath as he dragged me out of the house and down the streets of Konoha.

“I wasn’t kidding when I said it!” he said and I sighed, just letting him drag me off to who knows where. Wait, somebody does know, and that somebody is Kakashi. “Besides, it’ll be good for you.” I shook my head stubbornly.

“No it won’t! Especially since you made me leave my baby juice at home!” he laughed at me.

“You’d really expect me to let you take vodka with you to an AA meeting?” I nodded my head.

“Of course you would. I let you read your porn book whenever you want, you should let me drink whenever I please!” I insisted and he sweat dropped.

“Reading is much different than drinking alcohol all day every day. You have an eat with vodka Monday, bath with vodka Tuesday, a cheerios with vodka Wednesday, a missions with vodka Thursday, a fun night with vodka Friday, and last but not least a double afternoon with vodka weekend.” I shrugged.

“And you don’t have a bath time with porn book Tuesday?” I shot him a grin as he turned red, probably having dirty thoughts about his porn book. That’s why he gets no action, he’d rather look at the porn than the real thing.

“No!” he snapped, then I heard him mumble grimly “How did she know about that?”

I grinned at him, but my grin fell when he stopped in front of a little green house.

“We’re here!” Kakashi announced like I didn’t know. I slumped to my knees, only to be brought right back up by Kakashi. “Now this meeting is a little different. It’s a DA and AA meeting put together.” I nodded like I understood the term ‘DA’ and followed him into the cottage. Mine and Kakashi’s jaws’ dropped to the ground when we saw two familiar shinobi already sitting in the circle of chairs, talking to one another quietly.

“Asuma-san! Gai-san! Why are you here?!” I called and both of their heads turned to me. Kakashi held my hand as I led him around the small group of people. Asuma smiled at the both of us while Gai grinned and jumped in joy.

“Both Kurenai- chan and Shikamaru pestered me until I gave in, you?” Asuma asked and I glowered at Kakashi.

“This ass wipe made me go because I somehow have ‘drinking problems’. I don’t even drink that much!” I insisted, earning a laugh from the three boys.

“Okay, why are you here Kakashi?” Kakashi pointed to me.

“She just escape out the back door if I didn’t come with her.” He dead panned and I sweat dropped. You know, he’s probably right. Then we all turned to Gai.

“Why are you here?!” we all asked in unison. He grinned like an idiot.

“Of course you know that I love getting high on bath salts! But my mamma told me that if I woke up one more time in her bed naked cuddling our dog, Pedro, she would kick me out!” Kakashi and Asuma anime fell, but I stepped next to Gai, nudging him with my elbow.

“That shit works good? Who’s your dealer?” I asked and Kakashi smacked the back of my head. Gai answered me with a sparkling smile nonetheless.

“The bath salts are at the General Store, of course! And trust me, it works great.” Gai whispered the last part. Kakashi smacked him really hard.

“Gai! You know now Yuki is going to the General Store and get some now! How could you?! She already drinks enough!” Gai shrugged.

“Because, my eternal rival, wouldn’t it feel pretty awesome if you walked in on your drop dead gorgeous girlfriend naked, cuddling a dog?” I looked at the two of them confused. Something seemed to spark Kakashi’s interest and he slowly nodded his head.

“Yes… yes it would Gai-san.” Kakashi smiled at me with a weird look in his eye.

Five seconds later we were all cracking up about their strange conversation. Even if it did orbit around me being naked on Kakashi’s bed cuddling a dog and high on bath salts. But that’s how boss we are.