sorry so short again! But it's longer than the last one! I promise!

Side video is of my favorite guy! It's kind of perverted and weird, and really creepy... but it's AWESOME and you HAVE to watch it!

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I woke up gasping for air. I felt like I was suffocating, I couldn’t seem to open my eyes. I could hear some annoying buzzing sound that sounded like a pig squealing for twenty minutes straight. But I still couldn’t get any air in, well that was until somebody punched my lungs really hard.

My eyes snapped open and I looked around frantically, seriously freaked out- I was alone in the room. What the hell happened?

I was in a room that seemed like a guest bedroom, with teal walls and a few paintings of angels flying into clouds. Definitely a woman decorated the room.

I had to get out of here; I could have been captured by an enemy. I forced myself into a sitting position, panting like I was out of breath. I noted that my shirt was off and I was only in my bra and pants. What the hell? Where were my clothes?

I sighed and put my bare feet to the floor, my insides feeling like they were on fire.

“God dammit…” I muttered quietly.

I took a deep breath before hoisting myself onto my feet, instantly putting my hand on the wall to balance myself. How long have I been unconscious? Where were Kakashi and the others? So many questions, yet none are answered. I made my way around the bed in search of my clothes and huffed frustrated. Why was my shirt off in the first place?! Are they woman rapers?

“Fucking rapists… how will I get out of this one?” I cracked the door opened and looked through it. The coast was clear, now for my escape…

I suddenly felt a wave of nausea and I leaned against the door, feeling like I was going to puke. But if I did puke, they’d deserve it because they raped me.

Why was I jumping to conclusions so fast? Because I can dammit.

I swung open the door when I felt slightly better and casually walked down the hall, pretending that I had a shirt on and that my boobs weren’t practically exposed. I sighed humiliated, but then came face to face with some stairs. Should I go down them or not?

Answer?

Hell yeah.

I silently sped down the stairs and groaned when I realized where I was. I was in Tazuna’s kitchen, facing Tazuna, some woman, team seven, and a short kid that looked like he could use some anger management classes. My cheeks tinted pink, but I played it okay.

“You’re… awake” the woman exclaimed surprised and I sweat dropped. No shit, Sherlock.

“Yeah, I am. Now why did I wake up without a shirt on?” I asked bluntly and Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke spit out their soup. The woman smiled at me and gestured behind me to a door.

“It was very stained with your blood, but luckily I had the cleaning supplies to get the stains out. Here, let me get it for you.” She went to the door and opened it, revealing a little laundry room. And there was my shirt, dried and all clean. I stifled a small laugh when I realized something.

“Miss,” She interrupted me.

“Please, call me Tsunami. And that’s Inari.” She pointed to the little boy. I nodded, sticking on my shirt and smiling when it covered me up.

“Alright. Tsunami, you didn’t have to clean my shirt, I have stain removing powers.” I was talking about manipulating the blood off of the shirt by using the water that is in blood. She frowned but nodded.

“It’s okay, I felt like I owed it to you. You did save my father.” I smirked and put my arm around her shoulder.

“If you really want to thank me, you’d take me to your liquor cabinet.” Kakashi chuckled, but tossed me something. I caught it before it hit Tsunami in the face and grinned. “My canteen!” I ran over to Kakashi and hugged him. “You are defiantly on my list of awesome people now!”

Kakashi pushed me away. “Okay, now get off.” I rolled my eyes at him.

“You know you love it.” But I got off of him anyway.

 A wave of nausea hit me and I ran out the front door, and barfed on the side of the house. What? I had no clue where a bathroom was and I don’t think my insides would’ve waited for me to find one. I slouched on the ground and made my puke disappear into the ground.

I heard footsteps and a male sighing.

“Somehow a poison got into your system.” Kakashi explained and I instantly remembered when I felt that piercing in my chest. Speaking of piercing…

“Kakashi, would you hate me if I became a Jashinist?” I asked randomly and he raised an eyebrow.

“Why would you want to do that?” he asked slowly.

“I don’t. I was just wondering if you would or not.” He shrugged.

“I guess I wouldn’t. Anyway, the main symptoms of the poison haven’t come yet. You will experience hallucinations.” I eyed him to see if he was joking or not, but he was completely serious.

“Well damn, I’m going to be on ‘shrooms for a few hours.” He sighed again and shook his head.

“This will last for about a week, and will get pretty bad. Today is the second day we’ve been here by the way.” I groaned loudly and then gasped, pointing at a smiling deer that was walking to me. It was a replica of Bambi! I waved at it, and it waved back at me. Oh damn! Deer’s are so smart these days.

“Oh, I forgot to tell you.” Kakashi added while sweat dropping. “The hallucinations will begin right about now.”

My jaw dropped and I looked to Bambi, but Bambi was gone.

“Holy shit that looked so real!” I breathed and he smirked from behind his mask.

“Oh my god! Get away from me!” I screamed and ran around the table, trying to escape the evil Easter Bunny that had a gun instead of a basket full of eggs. Everyone was just sitting in their chairs staring at me awkwardly. Why weren’t they running away?!

“Ah!!” I face planted the kitchen floor, and happened to landed next to the Easter Bunny. My eyes grew wide and I scooted away. “Please don’t kill me!! I promise I didn’t eat your eggs!” I begged. That bunny slowly but surely shook its head no and started raising its gun.

“Nooooo!!” It fired silently and I dropped to the ground, stars all around me.

Then I glanced up, not really sure why nothing hurt or why I was alive. My eyes narrowed when the bunny was gone and everyone was just looking at me strangely.

“What the hell man?! Didn’t you just see that?!” I flailed my arms around and Naruto anime fell.

“Yuki! You are going bonkers!” he yelled at me and I suddenly got what he was getting at.

“God dammit! Not another one! This is the seventh one today!” I complained and stomped back to my original seat, which was next to Kakashi so he could ‘keep an eye on me’. Well, he wasn’t doing a very good job at it! I almost died just a second ago!