SORRY SO SHORT!!

He stopped in the doorway while I just froze. I knew that the bubbles covered me, but not my seals or the fact I was still nude. He opened his mouth slightly, and I saw the blush that was formed wherever his skin was visible. I stayed silent also, not really knowing what to say.

“You’re pretty?” Kakashi stuttered and I instantly turned red and manipulated a water spike and aimed it next his head.

“Get… OUT!” I screeched as he barely managed to dodge the water. Kakashi backed out of the bathroom and shut the door without saying anything. “The nerve that boy has…” I said to myself and got out of the bath, wrapping the towel around me tightly. “And I don’t even have any clothes in here.” I huffed. I opened the door and peered down the hall.

“Kakashi!” I called and I heard some shuffling in the living room. “Stay in the living room until I get out there.” I ordered and walked into my bedroom, taking the water off of me with the towel and got dressed in a pair of black pajama pants and a black tank top, not caring if Kakashi saw my seals because he already did.

I made sure to grab my vodka before going back in the living room and sat on the couch on the other side of the still silent Kakashi. Suddenly I whacked the back of his head with my hand and he flinched.

“How are we going to get even? Am I going to get to see behind that mask of yours?” I asked and he glared at me.

“No.”

“Are you going to buy me twenty bottles of vodka?”

“No.”

I sighed. “How about you tell me what I could get out of this?”  Kakashi looked at me with this unreadable expression and I raised a brow. Was this this serious?

“The Hokage wants you to move in with me tonight.” My jaw dropped, but then I thought it over again.

“That’s… actually a pretty good idea.” I said thoughtfully and his eyes snapped to me.

“That’s not the problem Yuki!” he complained and I smirked.

“Then what is?” I asked and he groaned.

“I only have one bedroom.” My eyes widened. Oh hell no man! But… it’s the Hokage’s orders and I’ll respect them. Who knows, maybe it won’t matter, I mean, who really cares if there’s only one bedroom… and one bed… and Kakashi… oh fuck. I jumped up and tucked my shirt into my pants and then stood on my hands. “What are you doing?” I glanced up to Kakashi and flashed him a smile.

“Thinking.” I continued to walk around and trying to process the whole situation. I sighed and flipped back onto my feet.

“I’ve decided.” I announced and he looked at me curiously. “We will sleep together.” I instantly regretted what I said after realizing that I could of just said that we should do it. Kakashi seemed to think of it wrongly and his whole body turned red and his jaw dropped to the ground. I held up my hands in innocence. “That’s not what I meant!! I meant in the same bed!!” I assured and he still was freaking out. I huffed and walked up to him, smacking his masked cheek. He put his hand to his cheek and looked up to me.

“Well, help me pack!” I said in a demanding tone and he nodded quickly, following me into my room. The first thing I did was take out my Death Note journal and sighing. I used the sweat in my skin to get the book damp and freezing it, then breaking the book with my chakra.

Kakashi helped me pack all of my things, not forgetting my vodka which was the majority of what I owned. We left the house unlocked, the key on the counter and we both walked to Kakashi’s one bedroom apartment.

It was simple, but there was way more furniture in it than mine. I sat my bag on the couch and sighed, realizing something.

“What the hell man… why couldn’t the Hokage have me live with Sakura or something?” Kakashi frowned.

“I guess he said because you could still be a threat, but really I don’t know why. Would you know by any chance?” he narrowed his eye at me and I crossed my arms, looking away. It was obvious that he didn’t know yet that I was an ex-Akatsuki member. Meh.

“No idea.” I lied smoothly. Sure, I felt bad for lying, but I didn’t want to seem untrustworthy to Kakashi. I saw something small and black move from the corner of my eye and I screamed. “Fuck!!!!” I yelled and jumped onto the couch.

Kakashi looked around alarmed and I pointed where a big fat hairy spider rested. He started laughing loudly.

“You’re scared of this little guy?” he asked and walked up to it, crouching next to it. I flailed my arms around, hoping that would make Kakashi run away.

“Run!!! He will eat your soul!” I yelled and Kakashi simply ignored me. He fucking picked up the disgusting creature of Hell and started running at me! I darted out the door and started running as fast as I could down the village streets, fully aware I was in my pajamas. I glanced behind me and squeaked; he was right behind me!

I have the perfect idea on how to lose his ass. So I turned a quick corner and started screaming a certain name.

“GAIIII!!!!! HELP ME YOU GREEN BEAST!!!”

Suddenly from out of nowhere, a green blur appeared and grabbed me bridal style, taking off running as fast as light travels. I look up and grinned.

“Hi Gai-san!” I greeted and he glanced down before grinning.

“So it was you who called for my rescue~!” I was about to say something but he launched the two of us over a building and out the gates. I looked back and sweat dropped. Kakashi was stopped at the gate entrance watching us go. But Gai continued running.

“Uh… Gai?” I started. “You can take me back now…” We past a lake and I manipulated the water to tackle Gai and make him fall over, letting go of me. “Jeez you are really dumb sometimes!” I lectured as I took the water off of the both of us.

Suddenly I heard a bush rustle and I jumped around, cursing when I realized I was only in my pajamas.

“Gai give me a kunai and get out of here.” I whispered and Gai looked at me. “Now Gai!” I demanded and held out my hand. Gai gave me his kunai and disappeared from sight. I glared at the bush. “Come out! I know you’re there!” I heard a menacing laugh and Deidara came out of his hiding place.

“Oh, Yuki-chan. You’ve been a bad girl.”