suuuuper short, but it was all i can pop out with how busy i am lately!!

sorry!

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“Today, we are climbing trees.” Kakashi announced and I sighed. He dragged us out here, including the delusional me, just so the genin can learn how to climb trees? Are they that stupid that they don’t know how or something? Kakashi started having Sakura explain what chakra is to Naruto, because he ‘fell asleep in class’.

Damn idiot.

“Yuki will demonstrate how.” Kakashi finished and I gave him a look.

“Like hell I am. I’d probably see Chewbacca trying to eat you or something fucked up like that if I went sideways.” I pointed out and he frowned.

“Watch your language and go do it.” I gave him and dirty look and I walked up to his face.

“Don’t order me around you dick.” He glared at me but didn’t say anything, knowing that I can kick his crippled ass. Oh. Did I mention that Kakashi ended up over-using his Sharingan and now he has to use crutches? Even with my help he still managed it.

Kakashi sighed.

“Fine. Hold my crutches.” He practically threw his crutches at me and walked up to the tree. Wait, walked? What the hell man, so Kakashi really doesn’t need these stupid-looking walking sticks? Bastard. So Kakashi walked up the center of the tree and amazed the kiddos with his ‘mad ninja skills’. Yeah right.

Ten minutes later and I am chasing a non-existing, mega sized, turquoise colored grasshopper while Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke were attempting tree-climbing and Kakashi was watching me amused. Sakura was the first one to get it, on her first try. But the two boys seemed to have a much more difficult time.

“Agh!” I yelled and pounced at the grasshopper but I flew right through it and crashed into a tree, snapping a few branches before I ended face first in the dirt.

“Son of a bitch! Not again!” I whined and I heard Naruto’s obnoxious laugh and Kakashi’s dark chuckle.

They should stop making fun of me before they get the crazy poison too. I know that it was Haku’s doing, and I know why too. He was trying to make me weaker for the next time we meet- for our final battle. And I was a tad nervous, I’ll admit.

When we compared our ice manipulation, he was super close to beating me. And that was three or four years ago, so who knows what abilities he’s gained. I stopped trying to see the limits of my water manipulation a while back, so that practically means I haven’t trained on my water using since I was training with them.

Shit.

But I also have an upper-hand on him because I don’t require hand signs for my water/ice and he does… even if all he needs is one hand. I also excel in sword handling while he doesn’t, but Zabuza would match against me and we’d most likely have a tie if we spared.

Damn.

But then I can summon an ice phoenix. That is something that either of them can do. But my phoenix, Nixohive, is a real bitch and I can barely control her. It would be likely that she’d turn on me and attack me.

Well fuck, there goes that idea.

“Son of a bitch, we are screwed.” I muttered to myself and I flipped back onto my feet, wiping the dirt off of my face. I stomped back to where Kakashi was and I sat down, crossing my legs.

“Yo.” Kakashi greeted coolly and I simply rolled my eyes at him.

“We have a problem.” I announced and he chuckled.

“That you are seeing things? I knew that already.” I swore under my breath. While fighting Haku, the Easter Bunny might come back! I didn’t even think of that!

“No, Zabuza’s little partner.” I said and he furrowed his brow.

“That “hunter ninja”?” I nodded and he casted me a reassuring smile from beneath his blue mask. “We have you, so it’ll be okay.” I shook my head.

“No, I am going to still be mentally unstable and he is no match for you. I know how he works, and if you try to kill Zabuza, he will not hesitate to kill all of you.” I was growling at the end and Kakashi turned serious, and suspicious.

“How do you know?” I smirked at him.

“I have awesome sword skills, who did you think I learned them from?” He glared at me playfully and shrugged after.

“Oh well, I can’t judge you from you past.” I looked down and frowned to myself. He would, if he knew.

Damn again.