tyty: um josh why did you send 700 pics of me

joshwa: i was showing my best friend off to my new friend

tyty: new friend?

danhowl: hi im dan

tyty: im tyler, josh's best friend

urine: SOMEONE'S JELLY

tyty: why would i be jelly

danhowl: don't worry, i have my eyes on another guy

urine: OH WHO

joshwa: well u see if u scroll up the tiniest bit...

urine: fuck off

danhowl: i can add him

tyty: add him!!! we won't tell i promise

danhowl has added philly to the chat!

philly: hiiii

tyty: hi!!!

danhowl: this is phil, phil i only know josh and tyler

urine: im brendon

philly: urine?

urine: my last name is urie and it autocorrects to urine so

danhowl: I'M PISSING IT REALLY DOES

tyty: im tyler and josh is my bff

urine: ill get my boyfriends

tyty: boyfriends???

urine: we kissed 😏😏😏

danhowl: but did u ask them out

urine: um no

philly: dan is my best friend

joshwa: you and ty would be good friends

urine: update: now they're my boyfriends

tyty: did you ask this time??

dallonwheeze: yea he asked

rryan: fucking finally

joshwa: WOOOOOO

pattyrick: OMG I CAME BACK TO THIS ARE U GUYS REALLY DATING

urine: FUCK YEA

pattyrick: WAIT UNTIL I TELL PETE

philly: who's pete?

tyty: his dom

urine: TYLER I'M PEEING MY PANTS

pattyrick: i deserve that

philly: LOL WHAT

joshwa: T Y L E R

tyty: he did deserve it

gway: you guys spam this so much

franki: can't 2 guys nap in peace

urine: it's fucking noon and you were napping already

gway: fuck off

petewheat: I'M HERE I HEARD THE NEWS

gway: what news

urine: JeSUS FUCK RYAN ME AND DALLON ARE DATING

franki: OMG

tyty: its old news by now

rryan: wooooow

gway: SO CUTE ILY GUYS

joshwa: hey everyone is here for the first time in forever

danhowl: this is a lot of ppl

dallonwheeze: not enough

philly: definitely enough i can't even keep everybody straight

urine: thats ok bcuz none of us are 😏

petewheat: ur so gay brendon

urine: so are u

pattyrick: ur so gay you have 2 boyfriends

urine: SO DO RYAN AND DALLON

tyty: but ur gayer

rryan: im the cutest but you're the gayest

joshwa: no sorry tyler is the cutest

danhowl: i beg to differ

dallonwheeze: i can confirm ryan is the cutest

tyty: i think josh is pretty cute

philly: u guys obviously my best friend is the cutest

danhowl: 💖💗💝💓💖💘💝💗💝

pattyrick: NO

pattyrick: pete is the cutest

petewheat: sorry but ur cuter

urine: nobody is calling me cute

dallonwheeze: bc ur the gay one not the cute one

urine: BUT WE'RE ALL GAY

rryan: fine bren ur cute too

joshwa: but ty is still cuter

philly: you guys should date

tyty: why don't u and dan

danhowl: m8

rryan: why am i sensing tension

philly: bc he's my best friend

tyty: and josh is mine

tyty: u understand?

philly: yeah

urine: ....

urine: so im standing there, barbeque sauce on my titties

franki: what the fuck