hayley: hey y'all

ryro: sup

pattystar: im bored

hayley: same

beebo: HERRO uwu

petewheat: FUCK OUT OF HERE

beebo: bai nwn

hayley: AHHAGAHHH

ryro: my emo bf

petewheat: you used to be emo ryan

ryro: shut up

daddydumbass: now now kids

daddydumbass: we all used to be emo

beebo: not tyler

ryro: yea ty never had an ugly stage wtf

hayley: WTF

petewheat: he wasn't emo because he's a child of God

pattystar: tru ^

ryro: makes sense ig

daddydumbass: what do u know? God loves emos

beebo: YEA!!!!!!!!

petewheat: don't @ me

hayley: @petewheat

pattystar: hehe

fishyjishy: i have a problem

ryro: which is?

fishyjishy: tyler left the windows open and a ton of bugs flew inside and he's freaking out and won't stop crying and he's hiding under a blanket and refuses to come out

fishyjishy: someone come over and bring 5 fly swatters

daddydumbass: were on our way as we speak

hayley: tyler is such a mood

petewheat: shit I just spilled water fucking everywhere why the hell was there an open water bottle on the liVING ROOM FLOOR PATRICK

pattystar: IDK I'M SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT IT

ryro: HADHAHA

crybaby: jishy gave me my phone so i have something to do and so i stop crying

beebo: do not fear small ty, we are on our way

hayley: shit y'all are the best

petewheat: so wholesome

ryro: why do i have the greatest friends ever

crybaby: i hear shoes getting thrown at the ceiling

crybaby: dangit im sorry i left the windows open

pattystar: it's okay tyty

ryro: nobody blames you and we're already here! we're gonna help josh kill all the bugs okay?

crybaby: but i don't want them to die they have families! ):

hayley: OHFMFMG SO PRECIOUS

daddydumbass: ty there's no other way to get them out unfortunately

crybaby: catch them in a net and set them free ):<

petewheat: if only it were that easy

crybaby: im tired

ryro: take a nap and we'll have released all the bugs by the time you wake up okay?

crybaby: okayyy night everybody

hayley: sleep tight lil bug

petewheat: but he doesn't like bugs

hayley: okay sleep tight lil cookie

hayley: better?

petewheat: much