queentyler: hi guys

queentyler: look what josh got me!!!

queentyler:

queentyler: he says im the lil one and he's the big one

rryan: OH MY GOSH

philly: AWWWWWWW

breadbagurine: THAT'S THE CUTEST SHIT!?!?

fishyjishy: 💖💖💖

daddydumbass: wtf that is adorable

queentyler: i love josh so much

rryan: i love y'all you're so cute

danhowl: ^^^

breadbagurine: so??? josh???

fishyjishy: what

breadbagurine: did you talk to ty

fishyjishy: why tf do you think I bought him a stuffed animal

rryan: OMG!!!

daddydumbass: so he's..?

fishyjishy:

ffishyjishy: my little ty

breadbagurine: OH MY SHIT BGFSSDGHJ

philly: AJHHHHHHHH

petewheat: FUCK YEA

rryan: does he call u daddy

fishyjishy: yea 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

daddydumbass: o fuck

danhowl: I AM SCRSAMING LIKE A CHICKEN

breadbagurine: I'm hard

rryan: same

daddydumbass: i apologize for them

philly: where did ty go

fishyjishy: he's laying on me about to fall asleep

petewheat: pls that's so precious i can't

breadbagurine: i wanna come over and see him

fishyjishy: NO

daddydumbass: lmfaooo

breadbagurine: WHY ):<

fishyjishy: i know you and your dick

fishyjishy: you'll get a boner the second you hear tyler call me daddy

rryan: sooo I can come over tho right?

fishyjishy: NOOOO

rryan: ):<

breadbagurine: we'll be good, promise!!!!

daddydumbass: i can come babysit the two of them

fishyjishy: ok fine but he's sleeping rn

petewheat: don't wake sleeping beauty

daddydumbass: im sure both brendon and ryan will have fallen asleep in the 10 mins it takes to get to your house

rryan: NUH UH

breadbagurine: I'M NOT EVEN TIRED

danhowl: idk man car rides make me sleepy too

philly: I get car dick

philly: wait

philly: oops

philly: I meant sick

fishyjishy: CAR DI CK

daddydumbass: DIDNT WANT TO KNOW THAT

rryan: u mean road head?

breadbagurine: DAN!!! YOU GIVE PHIL ROAD HEAD??

danhowl: .....🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ maybe

philly: AH OH MY GOD

petewheat: AHHHHHH

fishyjishy: THE TEA HAS BEEN SPILLED

fishyjishy: oh shit i laughed so hard i woke up tyler

fishyjishy: shit

daddydumbass: ok were on our way

rryan: YAY!!!!!!! A A!! A A

fishyjishy: he's going to be grumpy js

fishyjishy: either that or super clingy and won't let go of me

fishyjishy: it's looking like the latter

petewheat: THAT'S THE CUTEST SHIT

danhowl: OUR TY BABY

philly: JOSH'S TY BABY

fishyjishy: ugh he's the cutest

petewheat: i kinda always had a hunch that he was a small child

danhowl: he's not actually a small child

petewheat: you know what i mean

philly: a small child in a small body

philly: at least, i imagine tyler to be small

petewheat: he's actually taller than josh

rryan: NO HE'S NOT

danhowl: WHAT

breadbagurine: YES HE IS

philly: WHY

rryan: N O

fishyjishy: only by like 1 inch ffs!!! were practically the same height but he's skinny af i could snap his ankle in half

fishyjishy: also his whole demeaner changes when he's little and he just makes hismelf look tiny??? if that makes sense???

petewheat: hismelf

fishyjishy: shut up

danhowl: THAT'S THE CUTEST F U C K IN G SHIT

philly: joshler is the best

danhowl: hold up what about dil?

petewheat: dil?

danhowl: our ship name

philly: EW

fishyjishy: PHAN

petewheat: phan is so much better

danhowl: okay FINE

fishyjishy: tell me why Dallon just walked in my house carrying ryan on one shoulder and brendon on the other

philly: are they sleeping

fishyjishy: yes

philly: LMFAO FALLON KNOWS RHEM SO WELL

philly: it autocorrected ok?

petewheat: Jimmy Fallon

daddydumbass: hi im back and being squished by my two boyfriends

danhowl: sounds like a good way to die

daddydumbass: the best

petewheat: what happened to "im not even tired"

daddydumbass: lmfao i know them better than i know myself

philly: THAT'S SOME GAY SHIT

danhowl: BUT SOME CUTE SHIT

daddydumbass: oh my god

daddydumbass: hfdssasgjngf help me

petewheat: what's wrong

daddydumbass: tyler literally just slapped me across the face for calling him cute and josh yelled at him and he started crying and now um

daddydumbass: oh god

philly: WHAT

daddydumbass:

daddydumbass: what do I do

daddydumbass: thank god brendon and ryan are sleeping

petewheat: AHHHHHHH OH  MY GODSDDD

danhowl: lemme just... *saves to camera roll*

philly: o H

philly: just uh

philly: clear your throat

petewheat: HAHDJDKL THAT'S SO AWKWARD

daddydumbass: they're lucky it's me and not my boyfriends otherwise they'd be on their way to a fivesome

danhowl: c'mon you gotta give the people what they want

daddydumbass: ??? What people

petewheat: us lmao

daddydumbass: FUCK ALL YALL THIS ISN'T FUNNY I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OVER 200 POUNDS LAYING ON ME AND TWO OF MY BEST FRIENDS MAKING OUT RIGHT BESIDE ME

daddydumbass: I CAN LITERALLY FEEL TYLER'S BREATH

petewheat: oh my god

philly: I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AHDGDGFJKGL

danhowl: I AM PISSING

daddydumbass: i fixed it

danhowl: what did you do

daddydumbass: screamed as loud as I could, scared the shit out of everyone, woke brendon and ryan up

philly: that works i guess