breadbagurine: hey guys

breadbagurine: hey

breadbagurine: hello

breadbagurine: it's 2 pm where is everybody

breadbagurine: whatever fine ill talk to my fuckin self

breadbagurine: hi brendon how are you

breadbagurine: oh my gosh im great thanks for asking how are you brendon

breadbagurine: im great as well

breadbagurine: that's great

breadbagurine: .......

breadbagurine:

breadbagurine: yall don't like me anymore or something?

breadbagurine: friends please im lonely and bored

breadbagurine: is everybody having sex

breadbagurine: okay well ill say what i was gonna say anyway

breadbagurine: this is a gay gc

breadbagurine: and since lesbians are gay

breadbagurine has added hayley to the chat!

breadbagurine has added halsey to the chat!

breadbagurine has added dodie to the chat!

breadbagurine: here's some lesbians

halsey: hiiiii

hayley: aloha

dodie: you guys have some weird ass names

breadbagurine: idk where everyone is

breadbagurine: fucking or something

breadbagurine: also it's a long story

queentyler: oh hi

queentyler: im your queen now

halsey: hey queen

queentyler: hey

breadbagurine: where's josh

queentyler: eating my bootyhole

queentyler: JUST KIDDING AHAGDKFLGA

breadbagurine: TYLER

dodie: the fuck

queentyler: im just kidding!!!! he's sleeping on me

breadbagurine: WAKE HIS ASS UP THIS IS IMPORTANT

queentyler: I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU

queentyler: but okay brb

halsey: lmao

hayley: you guys are weird as fuck

breadbagurine: you'll get used to it

fishyjishy: hello lesbians

dodie: hiii!!!!!!

rryan: are we introducing ourselves??

queentyler: no pictures right haha

halsey: YES PICTURES

dallonstrong: TYLER shut up you're so cute

breadbagurine: ryan is the cutest tho sorry...

fishyjishy: ACTUALLY tyler is and i will fight you do not test me

hayley: we don't condone violence in this house

rryan: YES WE DO

dodie: ARE WE INTRODUCING OURSELVES OR WHAT

breadbagurine: YES

breadbagurine: I'LL GO FIRST

breadbagurine:

breadbagurine: im brendon, 27, gay, love dallon and ryan

rryan: what a hot ass bf i have

dallonstrong: me

dallonstrong:

dallonstrong: im dallon, 29, bisexual, love ryan and brendon

rryan: oh my god my boyfriend's are ehot I'm droolllinf

dodie: ill go

dodie:

dodie: im dodie, 25, lesbian, no lover ):

queentyler: YOU'RE SO PRETRY

hayley: my turn

hayley:

hayley: im hayley, 29, lesbian, love ashley

fishyjishy: ashley??

queentyler: GORGEOUS

halsey: that's me

halsey:

halsey: im ashley, 26, lesbian, love hayley

queentyler: ALL OF YOU GIRLS ARE STUNNING NOT FAIR

rryan: stand aside it's my turn

rryan:

rryan: i'm ryan, 26, gay, love my boyfriends

breadbagurine: literally the cutest

fishyjishy: u wanna bet

fishyjishy:

fishyjishy: im josh, 26, pansexual, love tyler so much so here's a pic of both of us (im the one on the right)

queentyler: I LOIK LIKE A F R. O G

dodie: SHUT UP YOYRR SO CUTE

halsey: it's your turn to go tyler!!!!

queentyler: ugh

queentyler:

queentyler: im tyler, 22, gay, in love with josh and here's a pic of us so you can look at him not me

fishyjishy: you're literally so fucking cute 💓💞💟💖

fishyjishy: actually the cutest 💘💓💖💓💕💞💓💕💘

fishyjishy: like damn 💓💕💟💞💘💟💘💟💓💞

hayley: T Y LER YOU ARE SO CUTE

queentyler: eh

rryan: ftheres still like 6 other ppl in this gc

dallonstrong: pete & pat are at the movies

jishyfishy: dan & phil are on a date

breadbag: frank and gee hardly ever talk to us so they basically don't exist

franki: i saw my name

queentyler: INTRODUCE YOURSELF WE HAVE LESBIANS

hayley: lmfao

franki: im frank, 29, bisexual, love gerard

rryan: SEND A PIC

franki:

franki: me and gerard (im on the right)

queentyler: OMG I'M SCARED

queentyler: OMFG

queentyler: GEE LOOKS LIKE JEFF THE KILLER AHHHHH THATS SO SCARY

dodie: he doEs imS LAUGHINY SO HAED

franki: HES SO CUTE FUCK OFF

halsey: HE KINDA DOES THO

franki: r00d

breadbagurine: ill introduce Pete and pat (((:

breadbagurine:

breadbagurine: pete (left) 26, pansexual, obvi with patrick (right) 25, gay

queentyler: I'LL DO DAN AND PHIL!!!!!!

queentyler:

queentyler: dan (left) 24, gay, with phil (right) 26, gay

dodie: everyone is so cute

halsey: i love you guys already

rryan: 💓💖💓💖💟💘💟💘💕💓💓💞💓💕💘💘💟💕💟💟💓💘💖💞💕

hayley: if i was straight id have a crush on all you

halsey: same

dodie: same

breadbagurine: i mean i have a crush on everyone and im gay

queentyler: ^ okay me

queentyler: but instead of a crush I want them to be my sisters

halsey: ill be your sister

dodie: me too

hayley: were sisters now

dallonstrong: so you're dating your sister

hayley: ....yeah i guess i am

rryan: NICE

breadbagurine: HOT

dallonstrong: what is wrong with them

jishyfishy: everything