pattyrick: so did y'all fuck

strawbitchyshortcake: you know it (;

strawbitchyshortcake has changed their name to ryansdaddy!

dallonwheeze: what the FUCK bitch

dallonwheeze has changed their name to ryanandbrendonsdaddy!

jishwa has changed their name to tylersdaddy!

pattyrick has changed their name to petesbabyboy!

tyty: everyone change their names back right now

ryanandbrendonsdaddy: no

tyty: please they're so long

ryansdaddy: no they're not pussy

tyty: CHANGE THEM

petesbabyboy: okay queen tyty

tyty: i will punch you in the face

petesbabyboy has changed their name to pattystar!

pattystar: get it? like patrick star lmfao

ryansdaddy has changed their name to breadbagurine!

breadbagurine: better?!?!,$^*

ryanandbrendonsdaddy: youre literally roasting yourself

tyty: what i want to change mine

tylersdaddy has changed their name to fishyjishy!

tyty: JOSH THAT'S SO CUTE!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

fishyjishy: I love you too baby 💞💖💟💘💕💖💕💞💓

breadbagurine: get a room you cheese curds

pattystar: we have to witness you ryan and dallon talking about sucking each others dick so deal with it

ryanandbrendonsdaddy: he has a point

ryanandbrendonsdaddy has changed their name to dallonstrong!

dallonstrong: haha get it like weekes but not weak cuz im strong

breadbagurine: what a stretch

tyty: creative

tyty has changed their name to queentyler!

queentyler: since I'm officially queen

queentyler: let me be clear

queentyler: this is an absolute monarchy and you all must do what i say without question

pattystar: oh great

dallonstrong: okayyyyy

queentyler: jish?

fishyjishy: yes hon? 💖

pattystar: H O N

queentyler: my first order as queen is for you to come cuddle with me and five me endless kisses

fishyjishy: omw princess 😘😘😘😘

breadbagurine: um can you shut the fUCK up and stop being so cute

breadbagurine: dallon i want a kiss

breadbagurine: dallon i want to cuddle

breadbagurine: dallon

dallonstrong: pick up ryan & come over

breadbagurine: COMING!!!!!

queentyler: for my next order as queen

queentyler: we all have to stay friends forever and love each other and always forgive each other

queentyler: unless someone does something really bad and doesn't deserve forgiveness

pattystar: deal

dallonstrong: it's not a deal you dumbass he's an absolute monarch didn't you take global studies

pattystar: FUCK OFF BRACHIOSAURUS I TOOK THAT CLASS SIX TIMES BEFORE I PASSED

queentyler: also

queentyler: i demand snacks eveeytime someone comes over to visir

queentyler: every single time, no exceptions

pattystar: what if we don't

queentyler: then you're sent to the guillotine

pattystar: damn but what if i forget

dallonstrong: doesn't matter, your head still gets cut off

queentyler: unless you're josh because i won't kill josh

pattystar: but what if i kill YOU

dallonstrong: y'all know the government is probably reading this conversation right now???

pattystar: oh fuck

pattystar: it's just a joke lol jk haha lol would never commit murder ever i was jk lol

queentyler: i wasn't

dallonstrong: TYLER

pattystar: HAGDKALHV

queentyler: JUST KIDDING!!!! I love my friends and every human being and I wouldnt hurt a fly!!!!

dallonstrong: imagine if the cops showed up at your house ty what would you do

queentyler: move to england and live with dan and phil, duh

pattystar: hes already got it planned out lmfao

queentyler: JISHY IS HERE BYEEEEE

dallonstrong: then there were 2

pattystar: boring

dallonstrong: go suck petes dick

pattystar: okay i will

pattystar: ttyl

dallonstrong: LMfAo bye