pattyrick: wassup fuckers

petewheat: why do you have my phone

pattyrick: fuck you that's why

rryan: you really planned that out didn't you

jishwa: ???

tyty: it's a VINE uncultured swine

petewheat: we got a poet in the house

tyty: you know it (;

jishwa: SHOW THEM SOMETHING YOU WROTE TY

jishwa: oh my god he's a genius

tyty: okay hold on

pattyrick: does he really write poems

jishwa: they're more like songs

rryan: brendon writes songs

rryan: they're about drugs and sex and parties

petewheat: that really sounds like brendon

rryan: so tyler must like write about love and candy and sunshine

jishwa: lol okay

pattyrick: ???

tyty: i'm just being dramatic
in fact
im only at it again
as an addict with a pen
whos addicted to the wind
as it blows me back and forth
mindless, spineless, and pretend
of course i'll be here again
see you tomorrow
but it's the end of today
end of my ways
as a walking denial
my trial was filed
as a crazy suicidal head case
but you specialize in dying
you hear me screaming, father
and im lying here just crying
so wash me with your water

petewheat: damn son

rryan: im crying

pattyrick: why so sad ):

jishwa: YESSSS TY FUCK IT UP BBBBBBBBBB

tyty: (': it's not very good but

petewheat: shut the fUCK UP that's so poetic and amazing and beautiful?

rryan: let's compare it to something brendon wrote

rryan: champagne, cocaine, gasoline
and most things in between
i roam the city in a shopping cart
a pack of camels and a smoke alarm
this night is heating up
raise hell and turn it up
saying "if you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe"
oh, yeah
dont threaten me with a good time

petewheat: i mean that sounds fucking awesome too

petewheat: sounds like a good ass song

tyty: our party father

pattyrick: why do you call everyone father

jishwa: WHY IS EVERYONE SO TALENTED AT WRITING

tyty: bc everyone is older than me dummy

rryan: salty also josh ik it's not fair right

strawbitchyshortcake:

jishwa: and here comes brendon with a meme

petewheat: wait is that a fucking penis joke

petewheat: im SCREAMINH

strawbitchyshortcake:

tyty: oh my gosh i love gavin he's so cute

tyty: can i fricking be as cute as him

jishwa: shut up dipwad you are

jishwa: look

jishwa:

rryan: SO CUTE

pattyrick: T Y L E R PLS YOU ARE CUTER THAN GAVIN

strawbitchyshortcake: lets not get too ahead of ourselves now

tyty: R U D E

strawbitchyshortcake: just kidding (: i still think ryan is the cutest tho

jishwa: um sorry but tyler is and i will fist fight you over this bitch

petewheat: pat youre cute but i don't want to get punched by josh

pattyrick: understandable

strawbitchyshortcake: last time you punched me we were both drunk as fuck and i cracked my head open so no thanks

rryan: when did this happen

tyty: ????

jishwa: OH MY GOSH I REMWBWR HAGAFDJMBL A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE GRADUATION

petewheat: oh yea i was your guys' fucking mom for the night

strawbitchyshortcake: ur mom gay

petewheat: ur dad lesbian

petewheat:

strawbitchyshortcake: fuck you win