danhowl: im sad

joshwa: WHO DO I NEED TO FIGHT

petewheat: WHAT'S WRONG

dallonwheeze: ):

danhowl: phil went to the store and i miss him

franki: omggggg meeeee

joshwa: poor baby

danhowl: he's been gone for like an hour and i miss him wtf

dallonwheeze: awwwww

petewheat: does he have his phone with him?

danhowl: no he forgot it here

franki: how do you forget your phone

joshwa: tyler does it all the time

dallonwheeze: so then i can say this...

dallonwheeze: UR SO IN LOVE WITH HIM

danhowl: I KNOW FUFK OFF M8

petewheat: damn bro

joshwa: you should make a move

danhowl: NO!! he needs to make the first move i reFUSE TO DO IT

franki: wimp

dallonwheeze: no balls

petewheat: ^ fuck off guys

joshwa: LMFAO well I'll have tyler talk to him then

danhowl: okkaaaayyyy....

franki: so gerard wants to get a parrot

petewheat: so get one

joshwa: ^^

franki: i kNOW he won't take care of it

dallonwheeze: so why don't you

franki: hes the one that wants it, not me

danhowl: just buy a damn parrot

joshwa: ^^^

franki: FUCK O F F I WANT A TURTLE NOT A PARROT

petewheat: SO GET BOTH????

joshwa: ^^^^!!!!!!

franki: oh... that's a good idea

dallonwheeze: dip shit

franki: eat my ass, giraffe

danhowl: that's a beautiful poem

dallonwheeze: FUCK YOU

petewheat: can we all agree to call dallon a brachiosaurus instead of a giraffe from now on

joshwa: yes

dallonwheeze: you guys are assholes

danhowl: what was that? sorry I can't hear you

danhowl: maybe you should get your head out of that tree

dallonwheeze: F U C K O F F

franki: PISSING

rryan: STOP INSULTING MY BOYFRIEND

joshwa: what's it like for a brachiosaurus to fuck a cat

petewheat: what the fuck???

rryan: ???

joshwa: idk ryan reminds me of a cat okay

dallonwheeze: dumbass

joshwa: brachiosaurus

dallonwheeze: IM GOING TO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF

petewheat: no balls

petehweat: haha literally

__A/N__

I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle because I was excited over seeing the substitute Mr. Dun was based off of why am I like this