tyty: ive been waiting at the dentist for an hour

tyty: im about to pee my pants

tyty: one man has fallen asleep

tyty: send help

joshwa: awwww poor baby

urine: pee your pants

urine: do it

urine: no balls

tyty: NO

gway: why are you at the dentist

tyty: i don't know gerard why do ppl typically go to the dentist????

petewheat: damn salty af

gway: i figured u probably have a cavity from all the junk food you eat

urine: SHOTS FIRED

tyty: no my teeth are very healthy

joshwa: your teeth are healthy

petewheat: teeth can be healthy

tyty: yes they're healthy

gway: why is everyone saying healthy

urine: healthy

petewheat: i hate the word yellow

gway: y tho

petewheat: it doesn't fucking look like the name of a color

petewheat: yellow

petewheat: see what the fuck

tyty: it looks normal

urine: i see it

urine: i hate the word fungus because it sounds disgusting

gway: fungus

joshwa: fungus

petewheat: fungus

dallonwheeze: tf is going on

tyty: were having a fungus party

petewheat: dude now the word fungus doesn't look like a real word....

joshwa: are you high

petewheat: fungus

petewheat: fungus fungus fungus fungus fungus fungus fungus fungus

gway: okay i see it now

dallonwheeze: it looks like the word fingers

urine: im too high for this

tyty: hey brendon

urine: what

tyty: if you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty

urine: what the fuck

tyty: if you get out of the shower clean then how come your towel gets dirty

urine: WHAT THE FUCK

tyty: why are babies in the womb for 9 months but aren't born 9 months old?

urine: STOP IT TYLER

urine: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THOSE QUESTIONS

dallonwheeze: he's so stoned

joshwa: lmfao

tyty: if cinderalls shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off

tyty: if two vegans argue is it still considered beef

tyty: what time was it when the first clock was made

tyty: if im 99 pounds and i eat a pound of nachos am i 1% nacho

dallonwheeze: i think you broke brendon

tyty: lol well i gtg get my teeth cleaned bye

joshwa: i just love him

gway: hes got me fucking questioning everything i thought i knew

petewheat: PATRICK DOES THAT TO ME ALL THE TIME

petewheat: this is the best one

petewheat: if two mind readers read each others mind, whose mind are they reading?

joshwa: the other person duh

petehweat: but the other person is reading their mind

dallonwheeze: then their own mind

petewheat: but they're reading the other persons mind

gway: WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

philly: oh god don't show dan

danhowl: don't show me what

joshwa: ^^^^ go read that

philly: oh my god

dallonwheeze: what's gonna happen

petewheat: ^^^

philly:

gway: what the fuck is going on in england

philly: he's having an existential crisis

dallonwheeze: hes having a whAT

joshwa:

joshwa: HE SAID HE'S HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

urine: hi im back

petewheat: go away

urine: fuck you

philly: THANKS JOSH

joshwa: IT WASN'T MY FAULT

joshwa: i mean it kind of was but

gway: I LOVE SPONGEBOB

gway:

dallonwheeze: WHAT THE HELL GERARD

urine: HaAHAGFJAK FUCKKKK

joshwa: but.... that wouldn't.... work....

gway: shut the fuck up

petewheat: at this point nothing you guys do or say phases me

urine: i made ryan puke with my dick

petewheat: .......never fucking mind

joshwa: WHAT REALLY

dallonwheeze: no not really his dick isn't that big

urine: omg rude

urine: okay it was actually dallons dick

gway: Oh my gOD

joshwa: HahfkUFKCK

petewheat: