urine: good morning sexy motherfuckers

philly: it's 4 pm

gway: it's 11 am in america

gway:

urine: FUCK america

philly: aren't u american

urine: yes

petewheat: patrick has me convinced that justin bieber is a reptile

joshwa: wtf

petewheat:

petewheat: i mean COME ON

urine: your face 😎

philly: that looks so fake

pattyrick: ITS NOT

joshwa: ur so gay brendon

urine: ik thanks

petewheat: whatever our world is run by reptiles

pattyrick:

pattyrick: it's blank but IMAGINE it says "america is run by reptilian leaders of the illuminati"

urine: what kind of shit are you on and can i have some

petewheat: high on life my friend

joshwa: does any1 know where tyler is

tyty: ive been here the whole time secretly reading everything but not responding

franki: ok fuck me too

philly: creeps

pattyrick: weirdos

pattyrick: that song lol

urine: fucking gay

pattyrick: ur fucking gay

joshwa: are u calling me fucking gay

franki: yea ur fucking gay

tyty: im gay too

philly: why is tyler so cute

joshwa: tyler let's be gay together

urine: would you go gay for josh

tyty: i already am gay moron

franki: be gay w josh

philly: guys leave him alone

petewheat: even if tyler isn't gay for josh, josh is gay for tyler

urine: id go gay for josh

pattyrick: you are gay

franki: but hed go gay for josh

pattyrick: he cANt gO gAY whEn hE alReAdY iS

urine: i wish that was my senior quote

joshwa: ty come back

philly: u guys made him leave obviously way 2 go want a sticker or something

urine: why so salty

urine:

franki: jeez we were just joking

philly: he obviously didn't find it funny

philly: how can you guys be so inconsiderate he is literally so nice to you guys

petewheat: phil it was just a joke

joshwa: we joke about it all the time

philly: and every time he gets upset over it lol

gway: 

urine: whys it that big of a deal

pattyrick: i wasn't gonna be the one to say something but i agree w phil

philly: can u just stop joking about it??

petewheat: yea

philly: and you should say sorry to tyler

urine: were sorry baby ty we still love you

franki: sorry tyler

petewheat: sorry ):

joshwa: tyler im so so sorry i hope you're not mad at me ): ily

gway: ily tyler

pattyrick: ily2 tyler

philly: ily3 tyler

tyty: it's ok sorry for overreacting ):

joshwa: you weren't overreacting we were just being jerks but were sorry and we love you

tyty: ily guys too

urine: YES FRIENDSHIP

joshwa:

petewheat: OKAY THAT'S SO CUTE

franki: WHY AM I CRYING IN THE CLUB RN

urine:

tyty:

tyty: best friend*******

philly: OH MY GOD I'M YEKLING FROM THE ROOFTOP

pattyrick: I CAN'T RN I CAN'T

urine: IM OMW TO THE HOSPITAL BC MY HEART JUST EXPLODED

joshwa: FUVKCKDH I THINK I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK ILY TYLER MARRY ME

tyty: 💘💓💕💖💗💝💞💗💘💖💓💕💝💞💞💖💘💖💟💞💘💖💝💝💞💗💘💕💓💖💗💖💓💟

gway: I CAN'T STOP SHITTING MYSELF THIS IS SO GREAT

franki: I JUST SUCKED MY OWN DICK

urine: I JUST DEEPTHROATED MY FIST

petewheat: I JUST SHAT ON MY DOG

tyty: what is wrong with you guys