Gdo: well fuck me in the ass and call me Johnny what the fuck is up lesbians it's been a hot minute

Pure: oh hecc hello

Gdo: omg ty!!! babey!!! Hello!!! How are you!!! Gimme life updates!!!!!!!!!!

Pure: oh my gosh hi!!!!! m good!!! I touched a dicc that wasn't mine for the first time yesterday and it was kinda weird but!!!!!!!!!!!

Pat: you what

Gdo: omg baby is growing up!!!!!!!!

Sobbing: ty did you have to share that information

Pure: absolutely yes I did

Sobbing: but d i d you-

Pure: says the man who told me he wanted me sucking his dicc n kept begging me to do it

Pure: my hand is all you're getting meanie my jaw is too lazy for that mess

Gdo: WOAH NOW-

Pat: NOW HOLD ON A FUCKIN MINUTE-

RyRo: I wanted to lurk so fuckin bad but that's PRICELESS-

Pure: oh ry my fellow bottom!!! how are you!!!!!

RyRo: -_-

RyRo: fuck yOu

Pure: no thanks

Gdo: boom, roasted

RyRo: Brendon I will gladly kick you in the dick shut the fuck up

Pure: anyway!!!!!!!

Sobbing: why so many exclamation points I-

Pure: shut up you coward let me be excite

Gdo: excite

Pure: I'll fight you in real time urie don't try me

Sobbing: he's lying it's all hypothetical

Pure: I'LL FIGHT YOU IN REAL TIME JOSHUA HECC OFF

Sobbing: iLl fiGhT yOu iN rEaL tiMe jOshUa

Sobbing: sure you will, short ass

Sobbing: OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO ACTUALLY-

Sobbing: TGE FUCK

Pure: iVe bEeN wAiTinG fOr yOu tO fiGhT mE fOr mOnThs headass

Sobbing: y'know what?

Sobbing: that's fair

Gdo: I mean I guess

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Hi?

Just here to say i hope you're all doing phenomenal and are happy in the form of an update :')

side note: I relate to a few things in this chapter just saying :)