Daddy: guys I just went to frerards house and they had post sex hair

Gee: what no

Frankenstein: bitch I told you not to say anything

Satan: ooooo you sinners

Gee: no we are childrens of gdo

Gee: *god

Satan has changed their name to Gdo!

Gdo: hlelo chidlern I am Gdo

Gdo: I am hree to prteoct you frmo the eivl Stan™️

Daddysboy: I'm back at my house and it's boring because I can't scream "ooooooooo shiitake mushrooms I want penis" without getting yelled at

Gdo: tHaT is s i n™️™️™️ I am calling the authorities

Daddysboy: what

Frankenstein has changed their name to Stan!

Stan: henlo I am The evil Stan and I'm here to steal your virgins

Daddysboy: welp, goodbye cruel world

Daddysboy: It was nice knowing you

Stan: say I if you're virginity

Daddysboy: I

Daddysboy: wait are you serious

Daddysboy: I'm the only virgin?

Gdo: Holy shit I didn't know that

Daddy: I'm sobbing you're so pure

Pat: oh my god Tyler even I didn't know this!

Pat: you must be protected

Gee: oh my god that's so cute

Gee: like, I figured you'd lost it but I can't picture you actually losing it

Gee: not that I want to, but you're just to pure

Daddysboy: thanks, I think?

Stan: I'm actually crying why are you so pure Tyler

Daddysboy: I don't know

Stan: bUT

Stan: Now i shall feed you to the lust demon

Daddy has changed their name to LustDemon!

LustDemon: come hither my Bean

Daddysboy: o-oh

Pat: I'm at Tyler's house and they're blushing so much it's so adorable

Daddysboy: patty sh

Daddysboy has changed their name to Pure!

Pure: do I actually have to come to you josh?

PePe: *cum

Gdo has removed PePe from chat!

Pat: thank you Gdo

Gdo: of course

LustDemon: not if you don't want to, baby boy

Gdo: SHIP + CONSENT

Stan: SHIP + CONSENT

Gee: SHIP + CONSENT

Lana: SHIP + CONSENT

Halsey: SHIP + CONSENT

RyRo: whats happening

RyRo: oh my

RyRo: SHIP + CONSENT

Pat: Tyler is blushing profusely

Pure: um..

Pure: once we're in a relationship

Pure: then, sure!

Pure: but it would still take a while of trust, cause y'know

LustDemon: I'm good with that

LustDemon: I could wait

Gdo: IM SCREAMING FUCK

RyRo: he really is

Gdo: AIDISJSNSKSNSJMSJSNDINDIDNDJ

Pat: I'm actually freaking out because they said "once we're in a relationship" not "IF we're ever in a relationship"

Stan: Joshler confirmed™️

Gdo: Gdo is going back up to heaven to cry because he made such a pure bean

Gdo: goodbye

Stan: heheheheheh

Gdo: gO BACK TO HELL FOUL BEAST

Stan: hiSSSSSSSDDDDSSSSSSSSS

RyRo: Brendon is still sobbing

Halsey: I'm lurking bUT THIS IS SO CUTE

DalPal: I like dick

Gdo: piss off and don't ruin such pure ness

Pure: .............penis

Stan: I'm-

Gdo: I'm actually gone now goodbye

A/n don't ask what this was I'm just bored