[Private Messages: Harry + Louis]

ManBunz: I LIVE A HEALTHY LIFE

Louke: whatever you say

ManBunz: I DO

Louke: mhm

ManBunz: fine

ManBunz: I am a healthy kale eating frog 😒

ManBunz: happy?

Louke: you forgot rice farmer👆

ManBunz: fine

ManBunz: I

ManBunz: AM

ManBunz: A

ManBunz: HAPPY

ManBunz: KALE EATING

ManBunz: RICE-FARMING

ManBunz: FROG

Louke:  there ya go 👏🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Manbunz: dont even

Louke: 😏

ManBunz: NO DONT

Louke:🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

ManBunz: Bad leWIs

Louke: ew

Louke: its your time to shine princess
Harold show them hungry old men what your ass can do

ManBunz: Ik and shut up lewie

Louke: 😘

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Harry rolled his eyes then put his phone and walked towards the stage. Louis followed him closely with a huge smirk painted on his face. Louis smack Harry's ass, as a form of good luck. Harry gasped, his hand immeditaly going to his left ass cheek and look back at the smaller lad.

"Louis I'm going to kill you" he threaten

" you're like a baby you're not going to hurt me, haz. Go raise some boners princess"  Louis shooed at him.

Harry flip Louis off and went on stage, walking in a way almost funny but the tall brunette pulled it off.

Harry sneaked a look at the audience, as he always does before he starts his routine.

As Harry reached the pole, he saw four familiar faces, really familiar.

He closed his eyes as he hooked his leg around the pole.

He then opened his eye, locking eyes with one of the Aussie lads, Calum.

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Dun

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Josh Dun

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I'm lame, my phone won't charger ahh kms bye

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