Midnight P.O.V

After Gram ever so graciously lost the kick fight, she helped me up. "So, what're we gonna do with Shane?" She said, crossing her arms.

"Isn't it obvious? He's our hostage now!" I said giddily.

Gram stared at me. "So.. We ransom him to some hobos?" She's asked with a straight face. I gasped.

"HELL NO! Because he is knocked out, I guess that means we're kidnapping him!" I said with an evil grin. Gram and Monkey just facepalmed as I attempted to laugh evilly.

"Well, let's go hide the body." Gram said.

"Its not a body, its a corpse, or will be when Midnight's done with him." Monkey muttered. I elbowed her in the ribs. Monkey elbowed me back.

Gram's P.O.V

Middie was acting like a lunatic, as always. She had started dragging Shane off to Monkey's car, which left many customers at the McDonalds very confused and slightly worried. I just smacked them with napkins and ran off to help Midnight with her weird fantasies.

I grunted as we lifted him into the car. "Good damn, for someone so sex- uh, hot, he's heavy as fuck!" Midnight gave me a death glare, and I attempted a stink eye, which looked like a very retarded wink. She huffed and put Shane in the back.

Monkey's P.O.V

- Time skip to later -

I was now eating a banana because why not. As I was eating it, Gram smacked it out of my hand while screeching, "MIDDIE'S MAKING OUT WITH SHANE'S BODY!" I then heard Midnight yell, "I am NOT! I'm just..uhm..making sure he doesn't have anything wrong with his lips!"

I face-palmed. I am surrounded by idiots ( love you if you know the ref ).