(A/N): If you're not sure what Levi is wearing at the moment the picture above shows you so yea that's what Levi is wearing rn.

(Eren's POV)

Levi had finally finished breakfast and we sat down and started to eat. Levi refused to get dressed or sit in his own chair, so here I am getting fed by a man wearing lingerie in my lap.

"Levi, can you please get dressed?" Levi ignored me and shoved more bacon in my mouth. I blushed as he bit the other end.

He slowly started to eat the bacon and get closer to me, I bit off the piece that was connecting us and looked away. He did not look happy.

"Am I that unattractive that you won't even kiss me?" He looked like he was about to cry. This is where I mess up and say no and reassure him that he's perfect and everything else you would say to your lover.

I really don't mean to, but every time I see that hurt expression, my walls of protection and sanity fall down and the I cave in and say things I shouldn't be.

"No Levi that's not it really, I think your the most sexy and attractive man I've ever seen" he blushed and kissed me, this is where I kiss back and.....wait what?!.

Before I could think what was happening Levi was straddling my lap and rubbing his crouch against mine.

Oh crap I did it again, he pulls that little sad face and I feel really bad then say things that I shouldn't be saying to my kidnapper.

I was kissing Levi back, he had his arms around my neck and I had made my hands nice and comfortable on his waist very close to the black lace.

He broke away and looked to me "E-Eren I want you to fuck me now" My eyes widened and I froze, I wasn't ready yet.

"U-Um Levi I don't think we should you know? like I think we should wait until we are both ready you know?" He glared at me and got off my lap, grabbing a kitchen knife and getting back on my lap.

He put it right to my throat, I gulped this was one of Levi's many personalities. I haven't seen them all but so far I've seen sex crazed horny, Bashful and cute, Murderous and crazy, and last but not least, emotionless.

That one is the worst, I say that because it's a mix of murderous and something else that I can't explain.

But right now we are seeing Murderous and crazy. "Eren. Do you love me?" you see this question means life or death for me.

If I say no, I die if I say yes, cute and bashful comes in. "Yes Levi I love you" He blushed and threw the knife away kissing my lips.

This happened a lot, so I knew the cycle. He broke away looking into my eyes, making sure I was telling the truth. He was about to say something when there was a banging at the door.

"Levi Ackerman! Open the door now!" He glared and got off my lap, picking up the knife. "Eren go to our room and hide in the closet. Now." I nodded and did what I was told.

Please don't kill anyone Levi, please!

(Levi's POV)

I made Eren hide in the closet, I wouldn't let anyone hurt him. I quickly pulled on my robe and went to the door.

"Is there a problem?" the two men at my door looked like they were about the break my door down. Once they saw me, they calmed down and straightened themselves out.

"Are you Levi Ackerman?" one of the men asked, "Who wants to know?" they didn't look happy with my answer but they both pulled out badges.

"I'm detective Smith and this is my partner Mike" the blond man gestured to the man beside him.

"Okay, so what brings you fine gentlemen to my door?" I put up a fake smile, making sure that some of my robe fell down a little so he could see some of my lingerie.

Mr. Smith seem all to caught up in my little trick but Mike wasn't falling for it one bit, "We would like to ask you a few questions if that's alright."

Damn, mike wasn't fazed at all but at least I had smith rapped around my finger. "Of coarse, why don't you come in? I just made some tea."

They nodded and I opened the door further to let them in, "Please sit and make yourselves comfortable while I make the tea" they nodded and sat down on the sofa.

Once I had poured the tea I walked back into the living room with the cups in hand, I sat down across from them and smith spoke up.

"So Mr. Ackerman, do you know who Eren Jaeger is?" I nodded slowly, "Oh please, don't call me by my last name, It me feel old and isn't that the kid that went missing?."

Mr. Smith looked fazed "Oh I'm sorry Levi and yes, do you know where he is?" I picked up my cup, making sure that my robe fell a little so he could see down to my chest.

Mr. Smith pulled at his collar, sweating a little "I have no idea, but I hope they find him soon, such a sad thing, I really hope that poor boy is okay."

I put my hands over my heart, Mr. Smith put his hands up and waved them about, "Oh don't worry Levi, we'll find him, you are looking at the best of the best" I nodded and fake smiled.

"Oh what a relief, you two seen to know what your doing" Mr. Smith smiled and got up so did Mike, "Thank you for your cooperation Levi" I also stood up and shook their hands.

"The pleasures all mine" Mr. Smith smiled and held onto my hand a little longer then necessary, Mike coughed and he finally let go.

"Right, well we should really get going Levi thanks for the tea" Mr. Smith glared at mike but followed him nonetheless.

I opened the door and smiled as they walked out, "It was nice meeting you two, please if I can help with anything let me know, here's my number" I made sure to hand the card to Mr. Smith.

He blushed and nodded walking out the door and to the cop car. I shut the door and walked up the stairs to my room where Eren should be.

I opened the closet to see Eren blushing and hiding under all my naughty outfits, I smirked and took my robe off thus reveling the black lace lingerie I was wearing just for him.

"So Eren, now that the cops are gone want to see what's under this lace?" He looked away blushing 'Why isn't he looking at me?!' I glared at Eren.

"Eren. Look at me" I guided his face towards mine, he looked somewhat scared.

Why does he always look scared of me?

"Eren, do I scare you?"

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Hey everyone! I decided to update today! I saw all your funny comments so here ya go! Hope you enjoyed.

~iloveerern12~