Conversation between two third-graders in the lunch room.

Somehow they started talking about a baby bossing its mom around.

1: It would even SPANK its mom!

2: Aren't babies kind of weak?

1: It would use a spatula.

2: No, wait, what if the baby was a robot. The mom built a robot and cut herself open and put the robot in it and then when she gave birth the doctors cut her open again.

*There is a lot of acting out the violent baby robot*

1: Okay stop, stop, lemonade almost came out my nose. *drinks more lemonade*

2: One time my brother sucked a spaghetti noodle up his nose.

1: *spits out lemonade*