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101. Pit knows he's bored when he finds himself singing Christmas Carols....In June.

102. Dark Pit can sometimes be caught whistling the Children Songs from Okami.

103. Pit's kind of chubby while Dark's more muscular.

104. Dark has to work out extra because of Pit's eating habits.

105. Once, Hades mistaken a girl for Pit.

106. Hades doesn't know why she screamed "KAITO!!!"

107. Phosphora knows why.

108. Hades's Power of Flight lasts fifteen minutes.

109. In MLP Season 5 Pit's cutie mark can be seen in the Vault.

110. Dark Pit doesn't know why people ship him and Phosphora. They never interacted until after the Uprising.

111. Dark keeps a stuffed 'Sup Guy under his pillow.

112. Pit only has two white tunics.

113. The rest are his uniforms for Smash.

114. Hades doesn't know who Markiplier is.

115. Or any other Youtuber.

116. This makes Pit and Dark Pit confused.

117. Pit and Dark Pit don't agree with the two of them being shipped.

118. But Pit admits that some of the fan art is cute.

119. Pit wonders who else is going to kick him in the stomach.

120. Dark Pit says the weirdest sh*t on Sunday's.

121. Pit and Dark Pit were once teleported into Bioshock Infinite. Pit played the part as Elizabeth while Dark was Booker. (Please correct me on this if I am wrong.)

122. Pit thinks Dark has gone mad.

123. Palutena and Viridi visit each other often.

124. They drink lemonade and eat watermelon.

125. The Drink of the Gods is also known as Nectar.

126. Pit has tried coffee once.

127. Now every canister has a sign that says: "Don't give to Pit."

128. Pit painted the fake Monoeye in the training room green.

129. He calls it Sam.

130. Palutena gave Hades a black T-shirt with a Pixle 'M' wearing a pink mustache for Christmas.

131. The Admin really needs to stop referring Youtubers.

132. Pit loves Poland because there's an ice cream shop every five feet.

133. Pit is a chick magnet.

134. He went to a petting zoo and they wouldn't leave him alone.

135. Palutena thinks it's because they think Pit is their mother.

136. When Pit went missing, Dark went to a human town to look for him.

137. As he was looking, he met a little boy named Patrick.

138. He looked just like Pit.

139. That was the first time Dark Pit cried.

140. The Admin just realized that the Uprising took three years to end.

141. Everyone hates Balloon Boy. Including Hades.

142. Pit hates him because he reminds him of Hades.

143. Pyhrron is the Human Torch.

144. The Pink Cat likes to piss off Viridi by hanging around Pit.

145. Whenever Pit makes a pun, no one laughs.

146. Whenever Dark Pit makes a pun, everyone laughs.

147. Pit is jelly.

148. Dark Pit set up his ringtone as Foxy's scream on Pit's phone.

149. You can kind of imagine how that turns out.

150. "You still walk around on two legs?" Is an effective comeback when arguing with Pit.

151. The Princess of the Lunars found out about the Lunar Sanctum.

152. ........

153. *EXPOSION*

154. .....Yup.

155. Better start running.

156. Dark Pit hates manikins.

157. Blame Video Games.

158. Palutena goes out every Friday for a meeting.

159. Pit is starting to get suspicious.

160. Hades went online and saw his Wiki page.

161. In the description he's called a "Magnificent Basterd."

162. This is actually real.

163. Go.

164. Look.

165. Now.

166. In a past life, Pit was an evil king and Dark was his servant.

167. Yeah, he's not so innocent anymore now, is he?

168. Dark Pit is waiting for a Game Theory episode on Kid Icarus.

170. C'mon, we all want to know why Pit can't fly!

171. Ballet music calms Dark down.

172. Dark Pit can act like no body's business!!

173. Pit found out about this.

174. Dark swore him to secrecy.

175. Palutena, Viridi, Hades, and Phosphora got the video.

176. Sometimes, you can spot a yellow tiger with black stripes following Hades.

177. Whenever Pit finds something adorable, he grabs the nearest thing and shakes it.

178. Usually this thing is Dark Pit.

179. Dark Pit threatens to kill Pit whenever the angel sends him face texts.

180. Whenever Twinbellows dies, he gets turned into a puppy.

181. Let's all be honest here.

182. Pandora only exists to be annoying.

183. Pit wish to fly actually comes true.

184. Just in another Universe.

185. My sister cringes every time the Gods call Dark Pit "Pittoo".

186. She feels my pain! :'D

187. Hades calls Palutena "Pretty" for a reason.

188. Dark Pit bought an Oculus Rift.

189. His screaming made Viridi redesign Dark's room to be sound-proof.

188. But that also makes Dark not able to hear Virdi talking to him telekinetically.

189. After the Uprising, Pit came to Smash a few months late.

190. Pit has never got a stomachache from eating so much.

191. Viridi is like a plant. She really likes the sun.

192. Dark cried playing Metal Gear Solid 3.

193. Pit is surprised with all the stuff the fans come up with on Wattpad.

194. Twinbellows has two heads. One girl, and one boy.

195. When Pit was called a "Dweeb" by Viridi, this is what happened in his head: "Sh-She called me a dweeb. She called me a dweeb!! She thinks I'm cute!!!"

196. Soulflees are Kishins.

197. Whenever Pit smiles, a squeak toy can be heard in the background.

198. Let it be known that Hades is the biggest bookworm ever.

199. He has read everything except Twilight.

200. Because F**k Twilight.

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