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1. Pit is the child Magnus lost.
2. Palutena's final form is a peacock.
3. Pit and Dark Pit are brothers. The mirror creates a COPY, right? So, shouldn't their blood be the same if not similar? Making them related?
4. Hades was destroying the world to resurrect Persephone.
5. Zeus decided to turn Pandora into a Goddess because he wanted to "play Scrabble".
6. When it rains, Pit likes to run outside and sing at the top of his lungs. He always gets a cold the next day.
7. He says it's worth it.
8. When Pit is sick, he can do a really good Irish Accent. Knowing this, he imitates JackSepticEye, and earns a black eye from Dark Pit.
9. Palutena can't decide whether Pit is a cat or dog.
10. Everyone can agree that Dark Pit is a cat.
11. Dark Pit denies this.
12. Phosphora is the biggest Vocaloid fan the Gods have ever known.
13. Hades is the Lord of the Underworld, but needs glasses in his human form.
14. The Weapons from Soul Eater make Pit look like he's on a diet.
15. Viridi owns a selfie stick.
16. She always brings it around in case she finds someone taking a selfie.
17. Pit was glad he was in a Hot Spring when he was taking that selfie.
18. Pit and Dark Pit went to Indipopcon and met Jack and Mark.
19. Dark won't stop smiling.
20. This is scaring Pit.
21. When Pit destroyed the Lunar Sanctum, The Chaos Kin escaped, but Majora didn't. The Lunar Sanctum is the Moon that Crashes into Clock Town.
22. Pit can't fly because when he was a human, his legs didn't work right.
23. A part of Palutena's temple can be found in Warsaw, Poland.
24. The Peacock is Palutena.
25. Medusa's snakes eat not only mice, but Angels.
26. They like Barbecued Angel Wings.
27. Dark Pit likes it when a girl with long nails scratches the back of his neck.
28. Phosphora swears that Dark Pit purrs.
29. Dark Pit has no taste for art whatsoever.
30. Pit despises the ship HadesxPalutena.
31. Dark Pit brings it up just to piss off Pit.
32. Viridi doesn't support Gay Marriage because "It's not Natural!!"
33. Thanatos's human form is a hot young man with chocolate brown hair and green eyes.
34. Zeus is a dwarf with a long white beard.
35. Dark Pit's Home Screen on his Phone is a picture of Cryaotic with brown hair and wings holding a broken heart.
36. He calls it a "Cryaotic Pit".
37. Pit said this when he was defeating the Arum: "I'm Pit, servant of the goddess of dirt! Cuz pits are made of dirt! And if you mean a pit in a well, then stone! The goddess of stone and dirt! So basically Viridi!"
38. He was tired at the time and it was cut from the final game.
39. Dark Pit doesn't get sleep on Saturday nights.
40. He's watching "Late Night With Cry and Russ".
41. When Phosphora is drunk she asks Pit: "Are you an Angel?".
42. Pit's manly screams sound like PewDiePie.
43. Hades can't say no to a seven year old named Solar.
44. He's just too cute.
45. Hades and Pit have a love-hate relationship.
46. Kind of like Kaito and Len.
47. Pit was caught trying to open a jar of peanut butter with the Great Sacred Treasure.
48. When Pit found out that another nickname for Dark Pit is "Blapi" he started using that instead of Pittoo.
49. He is still in the hospital.
50. Viridi had a lisp when she was younger.
51. Pit can read because of a past RP GodWriting and I did.
52. Dark Pit is the younger brother while Pit is the big brother.
53. Dark Pit is protective of Pit.
54. If Pit dies, he dies. That's. It.
55. Hades visits Palutena's temple often to annoy Pit.
56. Palutena approves of this.
57. Hades went to Viridi for dating advice.
58. Dark Pit hates Pandora.
59. Pandora is always trying to get Dark to "play Scrabble" with her.
60. Pandora, Phosphora, and Palutena all sound the same, so the admin has to think about who she's talking about before writing or speaking.
61. She doesn't think often and calls them by different names.
62. The admin has called Phosphora Pandora and Palutena Phosphora and Palutena Pandora and whatever else you can think of.
63. Nintendo isn't making another game because they fear da fanfictions.
64. Pit loves Viridi but he doesn't know why.
65. He can't think of a good thing to say about her.
66. Maybe it's because she looks like she's ten.
67. Hewdraw took steroids to make himself stronger, but instead got three heads.
68. He can't decide whether it's the steroids side effects, or Hades is wearing a wig.
69. Dark Pit plays as Snake when he plays Smash.
70. Pit plays as Mario.
71. Dark Pit showed him Game Theory.
72. Pit now plays as Link.
73. Dark Pit is always so cold because that's what a stereotypic Dark being is.
74. He always hides his feelings because of this.
75. Thanatos and Pandora are related to a Pink Cat.
76. Don't ask how.
77. Dark Pit and Pit like to watch MMDs and then attempt to dance them.
78. This always ends up with the two of them turning up in a pile on top of each other.
79. This is one of the rare times that Pit sees Dark laugh and smile.
80. All the Gods and Goddess combined their powers to make God.
81. Pit has Tapped Danced.
82. He did this before going to fight Hades.
83. Pit doesn't trust Hades.
84. Unless he says that Palutena went the other way.
85. Dark drinks tea with Arlon.
86. Pit's and Dark Pit's wings are VERY ticklish.
87. Let the fanfics begin.
88. The boys hate it when the girls sing "Let It Go".
89. Dark Pit isn't burning the F**king cube.
90. This is why he hasn't finished Portal.
91. Pit had once stolen Dark's laurel crown and sat on the chandelier, holding the Laurel crown in his hand.
92. Hades has once saved Pit's life.
93. Pit doesn't know it was him.
94. Dark Pit set Fazbear's Fright on fire.
95. Hades helped.
96. Hades says nothing as Solar pauses in wrapping his knuckles in bandages, leaning over to gently kiss the wound.
97. Dark Pit doesn't sing.
98. He dances.
99. Pandora won't stop talking about FNAF.
100. Arlon is The Doctor.
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