Me: oh, trust me. it will... in three... two... one...

Dark Pit: *runs in and shuts door* THEY GOT TO HIM!

Me: Countdown to explosion...5...4...3...2...

Pit: *burst in, hugging Pittoo* Senpai~...

Dark Pit: O///O... P-PIT!

Me: *records everything* IMMA SHOW THIS TO MAH FAMS LATER ON!

Pit: *kisses Pittoo*

Dark Pit: O/////O!!!

Me and the babies: YESH!

Phosphora: *wipes tears while choking Magnus* i'm so proud...