Dark Pit: ...Okay? *googles his own name*

~20 seconds later...~

Dark Pit: *in the corner, shaking* So... Many... Me and Reader fanfics...! WHERE'S MY ANGEL?!

Pit: *bust in* I'M HERE! *comforting Dark Pit* shh... The bad fanfics are gone now...

Me: ...I think we scared him.

MiaAHuman: I think so too.

Me: ...oh well. Keep Askin' and Darin'!