Dark Pit: ...I'm sorry, what even is a NERF gun -_-'...?

Me: *hands him one* that's what it is.

Dark Pit: oooooooooooh... now I feel stupid like Pit-Stain.

*baby* Pandora: *floats on-top of Pittoo's head*

Dark Pit: don't tell me... Pandora's on my head right...?

Me: yes.

Dark Pit: Pit-Stain's about to come here, wanting to hug me?

Me: most likely.

Dark Pit: ...............................Bring it on...

Pit: *burst in, hugging Pittoo* Senpai >w<...

*baby* Pandora: *tackles Pit* STAY FAR, HE MINE!

Me: ew... Pandora, I don't ship you with Pittoo, and now, when you just said it, I'm gonna go vomit... bye OwO *goes to restroom*