My Dinner With Bigfoot

Arabella's POV

Jasper, Henry, Charlotte, my dad, Mary, and I were in the Man Cave and were doing a haircut chain. Henry was lasering Jasper's hair, my dad was lasering Henry's hair, Charlotte was lasering my dad's hair, I was trimming Charlotte's hair, and Mary was trimming my hair a little. It's grown a few inches and needed to be cut, so this was a good thing to walk into.

When Charlotte, Mary, and I walked into the Man Cave we saw the boys chanting 'haircut chain' and us girls decided to join them. The boys were up all night playing video games and eating popsicles here, which resulted in me going to Mary's house and her, Charlotte, and I did the same thing there all night.

Normal girls would talk about boys and gossip, but the three of us were up all night playing video games and it was awesome. I'm that girl who would join their boyfriend in the video game instead of complaining about it because I like video games and need to beat Henry at whatever game he's playing. I need to prove I'm the superior gamer, while he's the hot superhero and that equals the perfect couple.

(This is me tbh. I'm that girl who will beat their boyfriend at video games instead of complaining. I know, I'm weird lol)

"How's it looking, Henry?" Jasper asked Henry, who was lasering his hair.

"It's looking good, how's it looking, Ray?" Henry asked my dad, who was lasering his hair.

"Looking oh-kay!" My dad remarked and Henry laughed.

"How's it looking, Charlotte?" My dad asked Charlotte.

"I do not know what I'm doing," Charlotte told him and my dad immediately turned to her.

"What?! Why would you mess with the Man Mane if you don't know what you're doing?" My dad asked her, brushing his hair back, "why don't you let Mary do it then?"

"Cuz I wouldn't know either," Mary remarked and I chuckled.

"You told me it didn't matter," Charlotte protested.

"When did I say that?" My dad asked her and I lowered the laser from Charlotte's curls.

"Ten minutes ago," I remarked to him. "When we walked in here and saw you idiots dancing around, chanting 'Haircut chain! Haircut chain! Haircut chain!'"

Flashback; Ten Minutes Ago

Charlotte, Mary, and I walked into the Man Cave to see my father, boyfriend, and Jasper dancing around and chanting 'Haircut chain.'

"Hey! We're gonna cut each other's hair!" Henry exclaimed to us and I leaned back with a confused smile.

"With lasers!" Jasper added.

"You girls in?!" Henry continued and I smiled.

"Heck yeah!" I giggled and went up to them with excitement.

"Me too!" Mary added and joined me.

"I don't know how to give a haircut with a laser," Charlotte told them, and Mary shrugged.

"Who cares?!"

"Doesn't matter!" My dad grinned at her and Charlotte shrugged.

"Then okay."

The boys began to chant again and I giggled as they danced and shot their lasers.

These are my idiots and I love all of them.

End of Flashback; Present Time

"That didn't happen," Henry protested and I gave him a look.

"Yes, it did," Mary argued.

"Who are you gonna believe, girls?" My dad questioned us, "your own flawed memories or three guys who've been up all night, playing video games, and eating popsicles?"

"Excuse me?" Mary asked him and my dad gave her a nervous look.

"I meant Charlotte and Bella!" My dad quickly replied, "I love you?"

"Good save."

"Well, it's not a tough choice," Charlotte mentioned and I grinned.

"Exactly," Henry laughed and did a handshake with my dad. "Popsicle Boys!

"Honey, you might wanna look where you're lasering," I advised my boyfriend, who wasn't paying attention to Jasper's hair and it didn't look good.

"You better look where you're lasering-Ah!"

I folded my arms as Henry turned and saw his mistake on Jasper's head that now has a bald spot.

"What was that?" Jasper asked and Henry cleared his throat.

"Uh... nothing!'

"It was Henry being stupid," I laughed and the girls joined in as Schwoz walked out of the back with a picnic basket.

"No, no, no! You tinied screamed!" Jasper objected.

"No, dude, it was nothing!" Henry chuckled nervously before he looked at Schwoz, "hey, Schwoz, random question, do you have anything that regrows hair?"

"WHAT!?"

"Don't worry, I got something," Schwoz assured him and pulled out a tube made of metal. "This hair growing cream works great! I've been using it on the sides and back of my head for years!"

We all watched Schwoz walk over to the tubes and he stood under one.

"Any instructions for this stuff?" Jasper asked him, looking at the cream.

Schwoz chuckled, "oh, yeah! Lots of them, but I don't have time to tell you right now because I'm late for my dinner with Bigfoot."

This got all of our attention and we stopped him from leaving. Henry walked up to me and helped me off the tall ladder I was standing on.

"Stop!" Charlotte told Schwoz, who rolled his eyes and raised the tube, "what?!"

"Bigfoot?" My dad asked, helping a pregnant Mary down the ladder gently and put his arm around her waist.

"Like Bigfoot, Bigfoot?" I asked him leaning into Henry's side.

"Yeah!" Schwoz nodded.

"The Bigfoot?" Jasper asked.

"Like the made-up creature who lives in the woods?" Charlotte asked him.

"He's not made up. He dated my sister," Schwoz explained and this shocked us all.

Makes sense. A horse and Bigfoot? I can see it.

"You're sister dated Bigfoot?" Mary asked him with a smile.

"Yeah, but it didn't work out between them. He wanted kids she didn't, and I always thought he was a chill hank," Schwoz explained to us.

"Can we go with you?" Henry asked him and we all got excited and asked him if we could.

"I don't like to mix my work friends with my wood friends-"

We continued to beg Schwoz until he agreed to let us come.

"Fine! Let's go to dinner with Bigfoot."

We all cheered with excitement.

"But don't embarrass me!" Schwoz added.

"No promises!" Jasper and I laughed and hi-fived before we went up to the elevator.

The emergency alarm blared and we all turned to it.

"Emergency alert," I told everyone and no one reacted to it.

Suddenly, my dad lasered the flashing light, which broke the alarm siren.

"Dinner with Bigfoot!" Henry chanted and we all joined in as we walked into the elevator together.

——

We got to the woods and have been walking around for almost four whole minutes. I was already tired, I don't usually walk outside this much and it's getting to me.

"Dinner with Bigfoot! Dinner with Bigfoot!" We continued to chant.

"Hey, that hair growing cream worked great!" Charlotte told Jasper when we saw the back of his hair, which had grown back to normal.

"Yeah, looks good, dude," Henry smiled.

"Ah, nice," Jasper smiled and lifted up his hands. "This worries me a little."

We all gasped in shock at his now hair covered hands.

"Hair!" My dad exclaimed.

"Geez!" Henry said

"Don't touch me!" Charlotte said.

"Ehhh!" Mary squealed.

"Put those down!" I ordered him.

"You have to wear a glove when you apply it, that was part of the instructions," Schwoz explained to him.

"Well, you didn't tell me the instructions," Jasper objected and touched his ears.

"Step one: Don't itch your ears," Schwoz informed him.

All of us waited around for Bigfoot to appear and we didn't find any sign of him. I found a few spiders and snakes, but nothing else and I was getting impatient.

"So, Schwoz, where's Bigfoot?" I asked him.

"Yeah, man! We've been walking around for four whole minutes," my dad added and Mary nodded.

"Yeah, I'm starting to think you don't even know Bigfoot," Mary remarked.

"Relax, let me just call him," Schwoz told us and took a breath. "BIGFOOT!!!!"

We all jumped at his voice that echoed through the sky.

"He's on his way," Schwoz told us.

"If you were just gonna scream his name then why'd you pull out your phone?" Charlotte asked him.

"So I could get a picture of you guys when Bigfoot shows up," Schwoz smiled and pointed his phone at us.

"You mean if he shows up," Henry said and scoffed. "We've been here for five whole minutes now, I'm starting to think you don't actually know-"

Suddenly, a large creature with brown hair landed in front of us and caused all of us to scream and jump back in fear. I leaped into Henry's arms as my dad pulled a frightened Mary in front of him and she glared at him.

"Sure, put the pregnant lady in front," she snarled at him and shrugged his hands off her. "Smart."

My dad rubbed his neck and cleared his throat awkwardly, "sorry, sweetie."

"Aw! That's a good one!" Schwoz smiled and I furrowed my eyebrows at him.

"Okay, I think we're fine," Henry told me but I refused to be let down.

"I'm not," I muttered and tightened my grip on him. "I think I leaked a little."

"Oh, gross!"

——

"Guys, Bigfoot is real!" Henry smiled after we recovered from the scare Bigfoot gave us.

Bigfoot was a tall and large creature with brown hair covering his body. This was so awesome, I can't believe Bigfoot is right here in front of me.

"Real handsome," Bigfoot winked and we laughed at his joke. "It's nice to meet you."

"Oh, so this is-"

"Oh, I know this girl," Bigfoot interrupted Schwoz and I smiled brightly. "Arabella! The awesome girl with the sick plant powers and isn't afraid of hurting someone."

I laughed with excitement and hi-fives the creature.

I giggled, "omg! He knows me! And that is so true!"

Henry wrapped his arm around me and I leaned into his side beaming.

"Also know as this guy's girlfriend! Henry Hart aka Kid Danger!" Bigfoot continued and Henry chuckled, "feels good!"

"Bigfoot knows my thing!" Henry whispered and the rest of us smiled with shock and excitement.

"Of course I do! Schwoz talks about you guys all the time!" Bigfoot remarked.

"What?" Jasper asked.

"Yeah!" Bigfoot smiled and gently poked Mary's belly, "and you must be Mary Carman. The crazy and awesome pregnant lady!"

Mary giggled and waved him off, "it's true, I am crazy and awesome."

"And you must be Charlotte," Bigfoot continued, looking at Charlotte. "Schwoz tells me you're even smarter then he is."

Charlotte gasped and put a hand on her chest, "what?!!! It's true, though!"

"Oh! Jasper!" Bigfoot laughed, going up to Jasper.

"Yeah!" Jasper cheered.

"J-Dawg!"

"Bigfoot!"

Bigfoot fist-bumped Jasper and the two laughed.

"How's that girl with all the allergies?" Bigfoot asked talking about Patina, who no longer talks to Jasper.

"Oh, she ghosted me!"

The two laughed about it as Henry, Mary, Charlotte, and I looked at the pictures Schwoz took of us with Bigfoot.

"I keep texting her, but she never responds!" Jasper told us and I chuckled.

"You should probably stop," I advised him with an amusing smile.

All of us, minus my dad, all laughed at the pics Schwoz took of us before my dad coughed and got our attention.

"And last, but certainly not least," my dad began and sauntered over to Bigfoot with a smile.

"Hey!" Bigfoot began with an awkward gesture and Henry and I shared a look, "there he is!"

"Here I am!" My dad laughed and I shifted my weight to the side.

"This guy!" Bigfoot added and I felt the air around me.

"Yeah!"

"Wow... you can actually feel the awkward," I mentioned and Henry, Charlotte, Schwoz, Jasper, and Mary snickered.

Bigfoot coughed awkwardly, "uh, you must be, uh... Henry's dad!"

I choked on my spit and began to cough a little, which made Henry pat my back and I laughed a little.

"Henry's dad?" My dad asked him, "are you kidding me? I'm someone's dad, but not Henry's."

"Uh... are you Jasper's dad?" Bigfoot guessed.

"He's my dad," I told Bigfoot, who nodded at this. "And Mary's boyfriend."

"Oh," he said and looked at my dad with a sheepish grin. "I knew you were someone's dad."

"Yeah, I'm Ray aka Captain Man," my dad informed Bigfoot.

"Oh!" Bigfoot gasped, "Schwoz never mentioned you! Are you new to the Schwoz Cave?"

I snickered at this and my dad glared at me and Schwoz.

"The Schwoz Cave?!" My dad snarled at a smirking Schwoz.

"Listen, listen," Bigfoot began and held back an angry father of mine, and Mary went up to my dad to comfort him. "I found this great campsite just passed the creek, let's all go down there, have dinner, and get to know each other better."

We all agreed to his idea, before following him and Mary rubbed my dad's back.

"It's okay," Mary assured him, before kissing his cheek and walking off.

"That's a tough one, daddy," Henry joked to my dad as we passed him and I laughed.

"No, Henry," I giggled and Henry just pulled me along the path. "Don't say that."

——

We got to the campsite Bigfoot found and walked over to the creature, who had just scared off Mitch Bilsky and his idiot friends.

I like this guy.

I went up to Bigfoot and patted his fur, "I know this is early, but you just completed my life by scaring those people off."

"Aw, Bella," he laughed and we hugged. "Let's eat!"

I cheered as we pulled away and the others joined us, including my very bitter father. He is not used to being forgotten and isn't handling it too well, but that's what happens when Schwoz talks about us to someone who hasn't met any of us.

——

All of us were sitting around enjoying some dinner and listening to Bigfoot talk about his life as Charlotte was patching up a wound of his. I was sitting with Henry and Schwoz on a log with Henry's arms around my body and the other four were spread out around the campsite.

"Sometime's I just want to sneak into town and get that good salsa," Bigfoot told us. "But people would see me and they either want a selfie or they try and kill me."

"I hear that," my dad began. "I can't go anywhere without getting mobbed."

When he's Captain Man, but as Ray Manchester, it's the opposite.

"I appreciate your sympathy Ron," Bigfoot remarked and I grinned in amusement.

Why am I enjoying this?

"Ray," my dad corrected him. "It's Ray."

"I'm so sorry," Bigfoot apologized to him. "Captain Ray."

Henry had to cover my mouth to mouth to keep me from laughing, but I still managed to let out a giggle.

"No, it's Captain Man!" My dad remarked in an irritated voice. "My name is Ray!" My dad began to laugh out of pure annoyance and stood up out of anger, making Henry and I stand up to calm him down.

"I'm so sorry," I apologized to Bigfoot.

"He always does this!" Henry added before he and I pushed my dad to the side, trying to calm him down.

Mary stood up and wandered over to help calm down my rambling father, who was beyond annoyed.

"Dad!"

"Dude!"

"Ray!"

"Dad!"

"Dude!"

"Ray! You need to calm down!" Mary exclaimed to him.

"Oh? I'm the problem?!" My dad asked us.

"Yes, you are," I told him and heard Charlotte behind us trying to speak. "You're embarrassing yourself!"

We began to argue as Charlotte was trying to get our attention before I slapped my father.

"Ow!" My dad cried and exhaled, "I'm okay."

"Listen," Henry began as we stopped arguing. "Dude, you need to calm down and go into the forest and take a lap."

"I don't want to take a lap," my dad stubbornly remarked.

"You need to take a lap," I repeated to him.

"I don't want to take a lap!" My dad repeated, "it's not my lap time!"

"Ray, take a lap!" Mary exclaimed to him and my dad flinched.

"I'm taking a lap!" My dad declared, before backing up and walking away.

"It's dangerous out there!" Bigfoot called, but my dad ignored him.

I looked at Mary and she smiled sheepishly.

"This whole pregnancy thing is making me a little on the edge," Mary laughed awkwardly and I gave her a smile.

"Real quick," Jasper spoke up as the rest of us sat back down. "Is the hair growing on anyone else's hands starting to burn?"

Henry looped his arm around my neck and I leaned into his side.

"I do not have hair growing on my hands," Charlotte told him and the rest of us denied his odd statement.

"That sounds like 'a you' problem," I told Jasper which earned a flick on the cheek from Henry.

"Next question, why'd you say it's dangerous out there?" Jasper asked Bigfoot.

"There's this Hunter, S. Thompson, he's been setting traps for me all over the woods," Bigfoot informed us.

"Hey!" We all turned to see my dad standing behind some boulders, "I found some pork chops just lying here on the ground."

"Really?!" I beamed, but Henry kept me in his arms.

"Nope!" Henry denied me and I pouted.

"Don't!" Bigfoot warned him.

"Ray!" Mary called before we heard a trap close and she cringed, closing her eyes, "so happy he's indestructible."

"DAH! IT WAS A TRAP!" My dad cried out and he popped up with a bear trap on his arm, "monkey fungus! This hurts!"

I bit my lip and felt myself cringe at the sight of his arm in the bear trap.

Thank you indestructibility for existing.

"You okay, dad?" I asked my dad with concern.

"I'm okay!" My dad smiled and I nodded.

That's my dad, who's always okay.

"Hey! Is that a bottle of root beer?" My dad suddenly asked and I gasped, but Henry covered my mouth.

"Don't even think about it," Henry told me and I sighed, leaning my head on his shoulder.

"I'm gonna grab it," my dad added.

"Oh, Ray," Mary sighed and Jasper patted her back.

"Don't grab it! It's probably another trap-"

Slice!

"Cobra Kai! That was equally as painful!" My dad cried out and Mary groaned.

"For once, the pregnancy isn't my biggest pain," she said with worry, and Jasper allowed her to lean into his side.

"People have been hunting you for years, what's so special about this guy?" Schwoz asked Bigfoot.

"He's really good," Bigfoot answered. "He knows exactly what I like. Pork chops, root beer-"

"Season two of Will and Grace on Blue Ray?!" I suddenly heard my dad gasp and I gasped, but Henry kept me down and in his warm arms.

"You gotta stop."

"I can't," I sigh and he kissed my head.

"That's a good season!" Bigfoot called back.

"That's a great season!" My dad remarked, "maybe I can pick it up with my foot."

Mary covered her face and Jasper continued to comfort the poor, concerned woman.

"Ray, stop!" Schwoz called.

Slice!"

"AHHHH! Sweet Megan Mullally! When will I learn my lesson?!" My dad cried out.

"Babe, can you please go get him?" I asked Henry politely, "I mean, look at the distress Mary is in."

Mary was hiding her face in Jasper's chest, who was rubbing her back despite his hairy hands.

"Alright," Henry sighed, before running over to my dad.

"Anyway," Bigfoot continued and stood up. "It's only a matter of time before that Hunter, S. Thompson, catches me."

Schwoz stood up and patted his back, "you know, Biggie, my friends are superheroes, maybe they can help get this guy off your back."

"Hey, Henry! Grab that top hat that's randomly lying on the ground?!"

Mary groaned and Jasper shushed her in a calming voice and I rolled my eyes with Charlotte.

"No, dude! It's a trap!" Henry warned him.

"But look how fancy it is!" My dad protested, "I know! I'll just kick it out of the trap really fast before it closes!"

"No, no! That's not gonna work!" Henry exclaimed.

Slice!

"AHHHH! Mamma Mia! That's a spicy bear trap!" My dad cried out and I sighed, standing up.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again," I said. "I am raising myself."

"See what I mean?" Bigfoot asked us, "there are traps everywhere."

"Hey!" My dad called and I saw him trudge out of the bushes with bear traps on his arms and his leg, along with a top hat on his head. Mary looked up and groaned at the sight. "Did you guys know there's a bunch of traps and a really sweet top hat in the woods?!"

He put his foot on the cooler and sipped on his root beer as I rolled my eyes.

"No, we had no idea."

——

After pulling off the bear traps from my dad's body, he and Henry agreed to help Bigfoot stop S. Thompson from capturing him. They transformed unto Captain Man and Kid Danger and we all helped out setting up the trap, which consisted of a large metal box that will close when someone pushes the button and the wires that are covered in vines will close the box. These vines were created by me because we're all too lazy to search for vines.

The next thing we needed was some pine needles, which I was certainly making as many as I can and Charlotte and Mary were pulling them out of my hands until my body can't give anymore.

Eventually, my body stopped producing pine needles and it looked like we had enough.

"Okay, we have the pine needles for the trap!" I called to the boys as Mary, Charlotte, and I walked over to them. Mary and Charlotte plopped them down and it looked really small compared to when we were holding them.

"Oh my god! Where'd the trap go?" Henry joked and I glared at him heavily.

"I don't need the sass," I snarl at him and Henry grinned.

"Seriously, that's all the pine needles you can make?" My dad asked me and I moved my glare to him.

"My body can only produce so much before it needs to take a break!" I exclaimed to him.

"Maybe you need to practice making pine needles more," my dad joked to me and the boys laughed. I created a vine in my hand and slapped all of them in the face with it.

"Ow!" They cried and I smirked with the girls, hi-fiving them.

"Don't anger the girl with plant powers," Mary added.

"She bites," Charlotte said.

Ray rubbed his cheek and sighed, "Jasper, Schwoz go help the girls find pine needles in the woods, cuz my daughter needs practice."

"You wanna see practice?!" I threatened him, but Henry ran over and held me back as my dad leaned back.

"Hey, let's not attack your father," Henry told me and I pushed him off me.

"I can do what I want," I bitterly told him and huffed. "Let's go, boys!"

"Yes ma'am!" Schwoz and Jasper nervously rushed by me with the girls following them and I looked at Henry, who left a gentle kiss on my lips.

"Don't get angry, princess. He's only joking," Henry muttered and I rolled my eyes.

"Whatever."

I followed the others after that.

"Seems like she's got her vines in a twist," I heard my dad laugh and I sent a vine out, that slapped him in the face. "OW!"

"Shut up!" I snarl at him.

——

"Why you so angry today?" Mary asked me as she and I were collecting pine needles.

"Just dealing with cramps and feeling like my ovaries are gonna die," I simply tell her. "And I'm a naturally vicious person."

"Ah," she winked. "Gotcha."

We finished collecting all the pine needles we could find and went over to Schwoz.

"Mary and I got all the pine needles we could find!" I told Schwoz and Charlotte came from the other side.

"Same here!"

"Just put them over there by the bush-"

"Okay!" Us girls said and placed the piles of pine needles in his arms.

"Wait! Wait!" Schwoz exclaimed.

"Coming in with needles!" Jasper called and I smiled at him as he walked over to us.

"Give them to Schwoz!" Charlotte told Jasper and Schwoz's face was hidden by the pine needles.

"No! Do not do that!"

"I can't hear with all this ear hair!" Jasper yelped and shook his head, causing the strands of hair from his ears to flying around.

"GIVE YOUR PINE NEEDLES TO SCHWOZ!" I shouted in his hair covered ear and he nodded.

"Okay!"

Jasper places his pile of pine needles on the pile Schwoz was carrying.

"Ahhh!" Schwoz yelled out and stumbled, "I know my muscles are huge, but-"

"Hey, guys!"

We turned and saw Piper running to us and then by us.

"Someone caught Bigfoot in a trap! Bye!"

My eyes grew at this and I followed her until she was gone and turned to the others.

"What?!" I asked with shock.

"What did she say?" Schwoz asked dropping pine needles.

"SOMEONE TAUGHT BIGFOOT HOW TO RAP!" Jasper shouted and I rolled my eyes.

"No!" Mary groaned, "SOMEONE CAUGHT BIGFOOT IN A TRAP!"

"Oh!" Jasper gasped and the four of us ran off, leaving Schwoz behind to handle the pine needle piles.

"What about the pine needles?"

"WHO CARES?!" Charlotte shouted.

——

Jasper, Charlotte, Schwoz, Mary, and I returned to the trap and it was shut. I assumed that my dad and Henry were also in the trap with Bigfoot because they weren't around. All of the news team was here along with some fans, and Mary and Trent were standing under a helicopter that was lowering their desk that they do the news at.

The news wouldn't be the same without that desk.

Mitch was here as well and I bet he was the one who ratted out Bigfoot's location.

The desk got lowered to the ground and the harnesses got detached from the desk.

"That's good, Rick!" Trent told the guy in the helicopter and he and Mary sat down at the desk.

"Hey, if I could have everyone's attention!" S. Thompson called to all of us from his spot next to the trap that had encased my dad, Bigfoot, and Henry, "I'd like a give a little speech."

"Ugh," I groaned softly.

"Hipsters define heroes as a big sandwich," Thompson began and I rolled my eyes. "But if you look a little further down-"

"Just open it up, you gunch!" Mitch shouted and I glared at him.

"Shut up, Mitch!" I scold him and he flinched at my words.

"Fine! I'll open it!" Thompson agreed and went closer to the box. The five of us nervously waited for him to open it, fearing the absolute worse for Bigfoot, "behold... Bigfoot!"

He opened the trap, and inside we saw Captain Man, Kid Danger, and a shaved Bigfoot I believe, except he had on some hair shorts to cover up his... parts.

Everyone gasped at the sight and was confused by what was happening.

"Uh..." Henry trailed off, confused by everyone. "Hello."

"Hello everybody," my dad greeted everyone.

"People of Swellview," Henry added, "how's it going?"

"So, where's Bigfoot?" Trent asked the superheroes.

"He's there! He's right there! Look!" Thompson warned and everyone gasped, turning around in shock but didn't see anyone that looked like Bigfoot.

"Who? Eddy?" My dad asked, gesturing to the shaved Bigfoot, "this is just our friend, Eddy."

The five of us shared a smile for a moment.

"Hi," Bigfoot or Eddy greeted, "I'm Eddy."

"Yeah, and uh, Eddy, likes to wear, uh... hair shorts," Henry continued.

"Which are a real thing," my dad added.

"Woah!" Thompson cut in, "I never heard of no hair shorts!"

"Well, I have, and you know what?" Henry began, "I say, hair shorts, are the coolest. Okay?"

I stepped forward, "did you hear? Kid Danger just said that hair shorts are the coolest!"

Henry winked at me and I grinned.

"Yeah, and he's an influencer, so hair shorts have to be cool!" Jasper added and I nodded.

"I-I mean, those are the rules," Piper mentioned.

"No! Don't leave!" Thompson announced to the people who began to leave and motioned to Eddy or Bigfoot, "y'all that's Bigfoot, and I found him! And I'm gonna get married!"

Suddenly, a man covered in pine needles stumbled into the scene and everyone gasped and yelled as it groaned and shouted out.

"THAT'S BIGFOOT!" News Mary shouted and the crowd chased after the man that was covered in pine needles and took photos of him. Jasper, Charlotte, Schwoz, Mary, and I walked up to the three as the crowd ran off. Henry wrapped his arms around me and I leaned back into his chest, resting my head under his chin.

"That about wraps her up," my dad concluded and placed his hand on Mary's baby bump.

"So, want to go back to Man Cave and watch Will and Grace?" Henry asked us and I smiled.

"Season 2?" Eddy asked.

"Do you even have to ask?" Henry asked him and the two fist-bumped, laughing.

"Oh, look!" My dad began and backed up, "some Cheesitos!"

"Dad!" I groaned, "don't do it!"

"Just let him!" Charlotte protested and I sighed, "it's the only way he'll learn."

"These things are cheese-tactic!" My dad smiled before the bear trap set off and he trapped his arm. "Aww! Crunchy snacks! That hurts!"

Henry and I sighed and I looked up at him to see him shaking his head.

"Hey, look! A cane!" My dad continued and Mary just shook her head with an eye roll. "Gonna go perfect with my top hat!"

"Or he'll never learn," Charlotte corrected herself.

Slice!

"Ow! Put down the ritz! That hurts!"

I held my stomach and groaned, who made Henry look down at me.

"What's wrong?"

"My period," I mumbled to him.

"I'll bring you ice cream and we can cuddle all night," Henry concluded and kissed my head.

"Yay," I giggled and he tightened his arms around me.

——
Up Next: Arabella and Charlotte Get Ghosted💕👻

^^Might change to just Charlotte or just Bella, I'll see when I write the chapter. Then we got the I Dream of Danger chapter and I'm excited. I don't think any of you will expect who I'm making it about and it's gonna be awesome😏💕

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