Captain Mom

Arabella's POV

I was in the Man Cave with Charlotte and Jasper. Jasper was looking at his phone while Charlotte and I were looking up wedding dresses for Mary and my dad's wedding which is gonna happen within a month or two.

Charlotte and I both turned to Jasper when we heard an odd rumbling noise.

"What was that?" We both asked Jasper.

"No idea," he muttered not paying attention, and then the sound repeated.

"Okay, that's either coming from you or someone just opened a mummy's tomb," Charlotte mentioned.

"I haven't opened a mummy's tomb since I was eight, so it's not me," I chuckled and this received an odd look from Charlotte.

"Are you really surprised?" I asked her and she shook her head.

The sound happened again and Jasper smiled, "oh, yeah! That's me tummy! He yells at me when he's hungry."

"So does Violet's," I muttered.

"Well, we're gonna keep yelling at you if we keep hearing 'ya tummy!" Charlotte remarked, "go get something from the auto-snacker."

Jasper got up and went over to the auto-snacker. Charlotte and I turned back to the monitor and looked over the dresses.

"That's pretty," I said pointing to the lacy white dress that flowed to the floor.

"Hey, girls," Jasper suddenly said and we turned to him, "you dare me to eat one of these things in this jar?"

"No," Char denied and I grinned.

"Heck yeah," I smiled and went up to him.

"You're on!" Jasper laughed and I giggled clapping my hands.

"Bella!" Char scolded and I ignored her as Jasper took off the lid from the jar that was filled with gooey purple things.

"No, no! Don't listen to her!" Char protested, "since when do we listen to Bella!"

"Just now!" I smiled.

"Thanks for daring me to eat one of these things, Bella!" Jasper smiled and I patted his back.

"Anytime, buddy!"

"You two are nuts!" Char exclaimed. "Can't believe you two aren't related."

"We should be," I mentioned as Jasper picked up a purple gooey thing.

"Yes!"

"Don't!" Char said and went up to us. "You don't even know what those things are!"

"Here I go!" Jasper said, "you should be more open-minded like Bella!"

Jasper titled his head back and we about to eat it, when we heard a scream and we turned to see Schwoz standing there. We all paused and watched Schwoz leap a few feet in the air and land flat on his belly. He got up and rushed over to us.

"Don't eat that!" Schwoz yelled.

"I have to!" Jasper protested, "Bella dared me to!"

"I did!" I giggled.

"Why would you do that, Bella?" Schwoz asked and I shrugged.

"Why not?" I scoffed and he rolled his eyes.

"We don't even know what those things are," Charlotte mentioned.

"That's what makes it fun!" I chuckled and Jasper smiled.

"Yes, we do," Schwoz said and put on gloves and took the small gooey purple thing. "Those are eggs for a creature I invented."

"What kind of creature?" Jasper asked him.

"Well, I took organic material left over from the alien space rock that crashed on Ray's head," Schwoz explained and I remembered about five years ago when the space rock landed on my dad's head.

"Good times," I chuckled.

"And I combined it with DNA from an alligator and a honey badger and a yak!" Schwoz grinned.

"Why would you do that?" Jasper asked.

"Why not?" I retorted and Charlotte elbowed my stomach.

"Sometimes you shouldn't speak," she told me and I pouted.

"Bella dared me to," Schwoz said and I averted my eyes sheepishly as Jasper gasped.

"Bella," Charlotte said and I shook my head.

"You know me! When you mention three different animals and an alien combined you know I wanna see how that turns out," I argued.

"You're sick, Bella!" Jasper shook his head.

"I know," I sighed.

"So, what would've happened if he had eaten one of those alien eggs?" Charlotte asked Schwoz.

"It would've grown in Jasper's tummy, hatched, and eaten it's way out, and left him with a nice big hole right there," Schwoz explained, pointing to Jasper's belly, which made the grumbling sound and we backed away.

"He yells when you draw on him," Jasper mentioned and I reached for the eggs but he slapped my hand away and I whined.

"Say Schwoz," Char began, "if those things are so dangerous, maybe you should've, well, I don't know. Labeled the jar!"

"I couldn't find the label maker," Schwoz remarked.

"Did you look for it?" Charlotte questioned.

Schwoz averted his eyes, "no..."

"Come on, Bella and I will help you find it." Charlotte sighed and we both dragged Schwoz to the back.

"Yay!" Schwoz smiled.

"Dare me to help you guys?" Jasper asked us.

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Bella, be quiet!" Char scolded me and I pouted.

"Jasper, the liquid surrounding those eggs are highly toxic you should probably go wash your hands," Schwoz suggested to Jasper.

"You dare me to wash my hands?" Jasper grinned.

"What?" Schwoz asked him.

"Fine! I'll do it!" Jasper cheered and walked up the steps to the sprocket. "You are crazy, Schwoz! Dare me to wash my hands. You are so bad!"

Jasper disappeared upstairs and Schwoz was left confused.

"I thought I didn't-"

"Come on!" Char and I pulled Schwoz into the back to find the label maker.

——

After we found the label maker, Char, Jasper, Schwoz, and I emerged from the back and we saw my dad and Henry standing there with a bunch of the alien eggs surrounding them.

"What are you guys doing?" Charlotte asked him

"Quiet, Charlotte! I'm about to catch a lychee!" My dad shushed her.

"Pronounced leeche!" Henry corrected and I shook my head.

"It's lychee," I said and my dad laughed.

"Ha, see!"

"NOOOO!" Schwoz yelled as Henry threw the alien egg at my dad's mouth. Henry dabbed and celebrated as the rest of us stared at my dad with fear, but thankfully the egg hit his cheek and landed on the ground.

I sighed with relief and my dad groaned.

"You guys made me miss!"

"My throw was sick," Henry remarked and I walked up to him.

"It wasn't," I denied and we shared a tight hug.

"Hey, princess," Henry softly greeted.

"Hey, handsome," I giggled in his arms before we pulled away. Henry kept his arms around my waist and I just leaned back into the chest.

"That was close," Schwoz sighed.

"What was close?" My dad asked.

"If you had eaten that, an alien would-"

"I am no longer listening five-second rule!" My dad exclaimed and popped the egg into his mouth which shocked us all besides Henry.

My dad grimaced, "I always forget how much I hate lychees."

"Me too, dude, they're gross," Henry agreed.

"Those aren't lychees," Schwoz explained. "Cant you read the sign that I didn't put on the jar!"

Schwoz held up the label that read 'Alien Eggs' to my dad and Henry.

"Those are alien eggs," I told Henry and my dad.

"Huh?" My dad said.

"Those are alien eggs!" Char repeated.

"Huh?"

"Those are alien eggs!" Schwoz explained.

"Oh, that's what I thought you said," my dad muttered.

"Schwoz told us if you eat one it'll grow and hatch inside your stomach," Jasper explained to my dad and I nodded.

My dad touched Schwoz's shoulder, "Schwoz, did I just get pregnant with an alien baby?"

"We won't know for sure for a couple of days," Schwoz shrugged.

My dad's eyes grew and looked at Henry and me and we both grinned with our fingers crossed.

"Alright," my dad nodded. "Nobody tells Mary!"

"Tell me what?" Mary appeared from the back with Violet and my dad groaned.

"Oh no..."

——
-Few Days Later-

My dad stood in front of a mirror with a very very noticeable pregnant belly and the rest of us were very uncomfortable with the situation. Mary was absolutely speechless, she was unable to do anything. Probably thinking about the fact that her fiancé is pregnant or that she could possibly have four kids now.

Schwoz went up to my pregnant father, "well, we know for sure, you're pregnant. Congratulations!"

Schwoz opened a party popper and my dad winced at the glitter that came out.

"Yay!"

"Ehhhhh!" Mary groaned and slammed her head on the table.

——
-Couple Days Later-

It's been an interesting couple of days. My dad's been acting like how a pregnant woman would act, moody, hungry, in pain, and just someone you don't wanna be around. Mary is avoiding him at all costs, cuz she's trying to forget that her fiance is pregnant with an alien baby. Henry, Char, Jasper, and I have been trying to keep him satisfied by feeding him and not pissing him off, but he's still a huge pain and we're struggling.

After experiencing both my parents being pregnant, I am not excited about having kids. By how the future looks, I know I'm gonna experience the pregnancy thing soon and I feel sorry for Henry.

At the moment, Henry, Charlotte, Schwoz, Mary, and I were hiding in the elevator from my dad cuz we went to the Chinese place and they didn't have my dad's order, so we had to just get him salad leaves. We're hiding cuz we don't wanna see the rage and anger from him.

Jasper was out there with Ray until he decided to come find us and opened the elevator doors. Henry pulled him into the elevator and the doors shut

"What are you guys-"

"SHHH!" Char, Mary, and I shushed him.

"We're hiding from my dad!" I said in a hushed voice.

"The alien pregnancy is making him crazy," Henry added and I nodded.

"And it's only going to get worse," Schwoz continued from his corner on the ceiling.

Jasper yelled in fear when he heard him, "AHH!'

"Hello!" Schwozz greeted and leaped down from the corner.

"What was that?" I heard my dad asked and we all panicked, "what was that noise?"

"Shhhh!" Mary shushed us and this lead to all of us shushing each other until Jasper stopped us.

"Bella, Henry, you two need to get out there! Ray's furious you haven't come back with his Chinese food yet!" Jasper scolded us and I shook my head.

"That's why we're hiding!" I exclaimed to him.

"The Chinese place is all out of the greasy food Ray wants," Henry explained

"Why?!"

"There's a grease shortage!" Schwoz told him.

Jasper scoffed, "that's not a thing!"

"It is!" Char protested, "scientists figured out a way to turn restaurant grease into expensive biofuel so now someone's stealing the grease from every restaurant in Swellview!"

Jasper groaned, "scientists are the worse!"

"Yes!" I agreed.

"Right!?" Henry nodded

"Let's not get upset!" Mary mentioned.

"How dare you say that!" Schwoz gasped.

"Instead of the greasy food my dad likes, all we could get was this!" I exclaimed and showed Jasper the salad leaves in the box.

"A salad?! Ray's not gonna eat that!" Jasper scolded us.

"We know! That's why we're hiding in the elevator!" Henry argued.

Suddenly the elevator opened and we all panicked and huddled close to Henry as Schwoz leaped back up to his corner.

"What are you guys doing in here?" My dad asked us.

"I found Henry and Bella!" Jasper cheered and I glared at the boy as Charlotte laughed.

"Yes,  they are here!" Mary laughed as she and Jasper pushed us out of the elevator and they waved at us as the doors shut.

I hugged Henry's arm as my dad took the food.

"Ah, my Chinese food! Finally!" My dad smiled and walked away with it, holding his back in pain.

Henry and I shared a look and he mentally told me he will do the talking.

"Yeah, um, we don't want you to get mad, but-"

"I know, I know, I've been so terrible lately, I'm sorry," my dad apologized to us and I gave him a sympathetic smile in return as he sat down. "It's just this alien pregnancy is making me feel all the feelings and I know you guys all hate me but it's not my fault I'm trying my best-" My dad immediately stopped crying when he saw the salad leaves. "What is this, Bella and Henry?"

I scooted behind Henry more and he squeezed my hand in return.

"I asked for fried food!"

"We know, but-" Henry attempted to explain but my dad interrupted him.

"Can you-Can you not understand that?" My dad asked us and Henry and I shared a nervous look.

"Uhhhhhh, I can understand that-"

Henry got cut off by my dad throwing the leaves at our faces in between each word he spoke.

"I. WANT. REAL. CHINESE. FOOD." My dad shouted and I brushed the leaves off my shoulder.

"Okay," I mumble and my dad pouted again.

"This place is a mess."

"I wonder why," I muttered and thankfully my dad didn't hear me.

"Ba doop!" Henry said and pulled out his phone like he had gotten a message.

"Oh, snap, uh, just got a text from my pops," Henry said, pretending to read his phone.

"Nobody says 'ah snap' anymore," my dad mentioned and Henry scoffed.

"I still do."

"Please don't," I begged him.

"Anyway, beat this, my dad is building a roller skater rink in the backyard?" Henry told my dad and I gasped with delight as we backed away to the tubes and my dad stood up. "And I have to go help him do that, while Bella goes to take a well-deserved nap for being so amazing.

I grinned. This is why I'm marrying this boy.

"So, dude, ah, we're outtie 5000," Henry shrugged and I nodded, slowly backing away from the boys with a smile.

"Outtie 5000?" My dad questioned and I froze grabbing the beam by the tubes. "You always use outdated slang and cute excuses for Bella when you're lying to me."

"That's whack, dude, I'm giving you the straight good good here, home skillet," Henry explained and I sighed, hanging my head as the tube encased him. I began to run toward my room but stopped when I heard my dad cry.

"Wait, Bella!" I turned to him and he lifted his foot up, "rub my feet."

"Uh, I can't I have to go sleep! Bye!" I waved to him and rushed to my room as Henry went up the tube.

——

-Later-

Mary's POV

I was in the Man Cave with Charlotte and Ray and we had just called Henry to inform him that a bunch of thieves were stealing grease from the restaurant "Grease On Earth." Ray was in his uniform, but his belly was so big that it couldn't zip up. I understand the pain I do, I've been there twice, but it's irritating how much of a baby he's being. I love Ray with all I am, but I just want this to be over.

Violet is sleeping with Bella at the moment, which was nice for me to have a break from one of the babies in my life.

Henry picked up the call and we greeted him.

"Hey Henry, a couple of thieves are stealing grease from that restaurant where they fry everything," Charlotte informed him.

"Fry Me A River?" Henry said and I shook my head

"No, Grease On Earth," I corrected him and he nodded.

"Ah,"

"You gotta go stop them," Charlotte told him.

"Uh, okay, is that Ray's salad?" Henry asked us, talking about the salad Charlotte was eating. I already ate my dinner, so I wasn't hungry.

"He didn't want it," I shrugged.

"It's a good salad," Charlotte mentioned. "You know, whenever I eat healthier I just feel so much better about-"

Ray suddenly walked by and knocked the salad out of Char's hand, which startled us.

"I said I didn't want the salad, Charlotte!" Ray scolded her and I glared at him.

"I know, that's why I was eating it!" Charlotte protested.

"This place is a mess," Ray complained and I rolled my eyes, sighing. "Oh, is that a crouton?"

Ray bent down awkwardly and picked it up, eating it and I grimaced at this.

"Whoa," I heard a different voice say and I saw that Piper had joined Henry. "Captain Man got double C thick."

"Uh, for your information, I am not double C thick! I'm capital P regnant!"

"You're pregnant?" Piper asked. "Wouldn't Mary be the pregnant one?"

"Not with this one," I remarked. "Nope."

"He ate an alien egg, it's growing inside of him. He's been kind of a grunch about the whole thing, worse than Mary," Henry told his sister.

"True," Char and I say.

"What'd you say about me?" Ray asked Henry.

"Grease heist. Clock ticking," Char reminded the superhero duo.

Henry snapped his fingers, "right! On my way!"

"Alright, kid, I'll meet you there-EHHHH!" Ray groaned in pain and I stood up, holding him in place.

"Woah, big guy, you okay?" Henry asked.

"Ah, my stomach's killing me," Ray groaned and I rubbed his belly soothingly. "God, I shouldn't have eaten that stupid salad."

"I don't think that's the issues here," I mentioned.

"You ate one floor crouton," Charlotte told Ray as Schwoz popped up next to him and me.

"It's not the floor crouton," Schwoz said and put his ear to Ray's baby bump and gasped. "You're in labor! You're about to give alien birth!"

Ray groaned in pain and grabbed onto me.

"This is amazing," I heard Piper say and we saw her recording this scene.

"Don't look at me!" Ray exclaimed.

"Charlotte, get some towels and wake up Bella," I told Char, who got up and ran off.

"Jasper, put on some Cardi B! We're having an alien baby!" Schwoz cheered.

(Did Schwoz say Cardi B?)

"Sorry kid," Ray groaned at Henry, "you're gonna have to handle those thieves by yourself."

"No problem, I got a great entrance line," Henry mentioned. "I'm gonna walk right up to them and say "You probably think you're so-"

Ray cried in pain and I gripped him tighter, holding him steady. He grabbed Schwoz's shirt and pulled him close with anger.

"You did this to me!"

"Ray!" I exclaimed and forced him to let go of Schwoz, who was whining about the crouton breath.

"Okay, I'll say it when I get there!"

Henry hung up after that and I was left alone to stop Ray from killing Schwoz.

——

After Bella woke up, Schwoz, Bella, Char, and I eventually got Ray in a chair. It was a struggle cuz he was whining like a baby and complaining, but he eventually sat down in the chair where he was gonna somehow give birth.

Ray cried in pain, "can you guys give me anything for the pain?!"

"We tried!" Bella exclaimed and picked up a needle, which was completely bent, "your densitized skin bent every needle in Man Cave!"

"Mary," Ray began and I took his hand, "I don't understand how you dealt with this for nine months."

"To be fair, it wasn't an alien baby," I remarked to him.

Jasper walked out of the back with a plate of food, "hey, I got the gummy worm cheeseburger you wanted."

"Oh, thank you, my sweet boy!" Ray sighed and reached his hand out, but Schwoz smacked the food to the floor.

"No, you can't eat that!" Schwoz said and smashed it on the ground as Ray cried in agony.

"NOOOOO! WHY?!"

"Because, normally this alien baby would burst out of your stomach, but since you're indestructible there's only two ways for it to exit out of your body," Schwoz explained and it took me a minute to realize what those two ways were.

"Oh, you mean the as-" Jasper covered Bella's mouth and she sighed against his hand.

"I'm guessing it will come out of your mouth," Schwoz guessed and Jasper realized Bella.

"But, uh, what if it doesn't come out of his mouth?" Jasper questioned.

Schwoz shrugged, "well-"

"I'm out of here!" Charlotte walked away and I shivered at the thought of where the baby would come from.

"It has to come out of-"

"Bella!" All of us exclaimed and she hid behind Jasper.

"Sorry..."

"I love you, but nope," I walked away with Char and Ray turned to us.

"Mary, Charlotte, please don't leave me! You're the only normal ones here!" Ray begged and I couldn't look him in his pleading blue eyes.

"That's why we're leaving," Charlotte told him.

"No, please!" He pleaded louder and I sighed at him. "I'll give you a raise, Char! I'll give you anything, Mary! Mary, you're my whole world! I'll give you anything. Just tell me what you want and I'll give it to you!"

"I'll take a raise," Charlotte shrugged.

"I'll take a new pair of shoes," I nodded.

"Done!" Ray agreed out of breath and we walked back over to them.

"I want new shoes," Bella pouted and I grinned, rubbing her shoulder. "I should've tried to leave too."

Jasper walked toward the elevator doors, "I'm out of here too."

"See ya," My dad said and turned away, which made Jasper stay.

"Okay, fine, I'll stay," Jasper sighed and walked back over to us.

Ray groaned in pain, "Schwoz! You gotta get this thing out of me! I gotta go help, Henry! He might be in trouble!"

"I'm sure he's fine. Now, open your mouth and say 'Ahhhh!'" Schwoz assured my dad standing behind him with a giant claw grabber. We turned Ray to face Schwoz and he yelled at the sight.

"AHHH!"

Here comes the alien baby.

——

Ray was in the middle of giving birth and it was so hard to watch, but then I remember that he's indestructible and won't get hurt.

"I see one of baby's arms," Schwoz told us as he held Ray's jaw and handed Bella the grabber. "Only eleven more to go!"

"Oh come on!" Ray groaned.

"Just get it out of him!" Bella groaned, covering her eyes. "I can't stand this!"

"Yeah, Schwoz!" Jasper agreed and I sighed heavily, squeezing Ray's hand. "I wanna see the alien baby!"

Schwoz groaned as he tried to pull the baby out of Ray's mouth, "it's stuck! I can't get it out!"

"Pull harder!"

"Yeah!"

"Bella!" Schwoz said as he continued to tug on the baby. "Use your power to help pull the baby out!"

"Okay," she shrugged and went over to him. She used her vines and shoved them down her father's throat and felt them wrap around the baby and pulled on them. "This baby is a fighter! Wow!"

"Pull harder!" The four of us shouted and Bella pulled with all her might and suddenly an alien-like creature flung out of Ray's mouth and latched onto Jasper's face.

All of us screamed in fear at the sight and Bella retracted her vines back into her body.

"Oh, so cute," Schwoz smiled at the sight of Jasper being tortured by the creature.

I looked at Ray, who burped a little and I smiled.

"You okay?" I asked him and he gave me a smile.

"I'm always okay," He said and I helped him stand up from the chair.

The tube alarm blared and Henry got shot down from the tube with a bag of Chinese food.

"I got Chinese food," Henry called and Bella ran up to him, embracing the sidekick in a warm hug.

"Princess," He smiled and kissed her forehead.

"Food!" I smiled and all of us went up to Henry as Jasper struggled with the baby on his face.

Henry sat down on the back of the couch and Bella plopped onto his lap as Ray took out the food. Schwoz, Char, and I sat at the table.

"Woah, what's on Jasper's face?" Henry asked us, noticing the creature.

"Uh, that is mine and Mary's son," Ray said and I smiled.

"My brother," Bella giggled, leaning into Henry, who held her close.

"Aw, congrats," Henry told Ray and me.

"I think it's a girl," Schwoz mentioned.

"That is our fourth daughter," Ray corrected.

"My sister," Bella smiled.

"Aw, congrats," Henry repeated.

I think the alien baby will fit right in with the family.

——

Up Next: Visible Brad

So, this next chapter may be a little interesting cuz it involves Ray trying to impress a girl (at the beginning) and I might change it up so he is trying to impress Mary. Which is weird cuz he's Captain Man and Mary can't be any more impressed than that, so I'll figure out something. It's a small portion of the episode that doesn't matter too much as the episode continues, but I want it to involve a Mary and Ray moment with him trying to impress her.

This was a fun chapter, I switched it up to Mary's POV at the end there, cuz Bella was asleep and I wanted it to have a different perspective. I might switch between the two girls here and there, so we can see the different points of view of the girls.

As mentioned at the beginning of the chapter, Ray and Mary's wedding is coming up soon. I have a few dresses picked out that I really like for Mary and Bella as well, but that's not the big thing here. Some drama may stir up at the wedding when a certain bride's mother comes into the story, hehe. Look out for that chapter soon:)

Also, would you guys see me differently if my sexuality changed? cuz lately I feel like it's changed and I hope it doesn't change how you guys feel about me. Ily all<3

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