Okay, so two days ago my dad told his boss I was interested in this babysitting job for this rich guy right? So today I found out that I have an interview in the next hour and a half.

As of right now, I'm frantically running back and forth looking for my god damn heels. I had on my white button up with a gray pencil skirt all I need is my shoes.

"Found it! It was under the sofa!"Richie said holding up the left side of the all black heel. Okay, so where's the right side?

"Well, I found its twin in the cupboard. What kind of freaky ass sex do you have?"Janis said as I quickly put on both heels then grabbed my purse. I wouldn't even have this shit if my skirt had pockets. She put her gray hair into a loose ponytail as she smiled at me. Janis was a natural blonde but she got tired of it and began to experiment with her hair.

"Thanks, man. Let me go to this shit so I can get rejected already."I sighed.

"Jesus Christ, have some damn faith in yourself."Richie shouted from the sofa as he sat with Janis. He ran a hand over his dark stubble with a sigh. He's been really upset about shaving it. I told him it was an accident! I didn't know the firework spark would land on his beard.

"I'm trying but I'm a 26-year-old slacker who's been fired from every job I had. Faith can't help me. But, hey at least I'm trying."I stood up and walked to the door."Now I'll be gone for a few hours so dinner's in the fridge and be in bed by 8. God, I'm gonna be a kick ass nanny."

"Get out, mom."Janis called after me. Slamming the door behind me, I raced to the elevator which was about to close until I saw someone keeping it open.

I ran inside as the guy next to me smiled. His big eyes were fascinating but inviting. He had lovely olive colored skin as dark curls sat on top his head.

"In a rush this lovely morning?"He chuckled as I nodded. The elevator doors closed then we began to go down.

"Yup, I got this interview so I have to kinda haul ass there before I'm too late."I smirked as he smiled.

"Completely understandable, you don't want to lose out. I'm Toby by the way. I just moved in 2 doors down from you."He stuck out his hand for me to shake which I did.

"I'm Bonnie, your noisy neighbor that plays the drums at the three in the morning."I said. His eyes widen but then he laughed.

"So that was you? I was wondering who was doing that but honestly, you did me a favor."

"Oh, I know what you're talking about. The couple that lives right between us has crazy loud sex so as payback me and my roomie play many instruments. She uses my guitar and amplifier even though she has no idea how to play."I laughed as we were passing through the third floor.

"Yeah, those guys are really loud. To the point I can hear their dirty talk. And the guy says the same thing every time-"

"You're daddy's favorite horse."I finished the line with him. Honestly that isn't even the weirdest fetish I've heard but still, it's weird. That couple goes at it every day and we share the same bedroom wall.

Toby laughed with me as the elevator doors opened. He gestured me out first then came out right behind me. We exited the apartment building but we were about to go our separate ways.

"It was nice talking to you, Bonnie. Good luck on your interview. I'll see you around."He smiled at me.

"Catch you later, dude."I waved as I went towards the car my awesome dad let me borrow to drive to this place which was somewhere around where my mom lives. I'll say hi to her after. My mom lives all by herself, well Cali stays there during breaks but she only stays with my dad because her school is closer to his house. I like when she stays with my mom because she can't say slick shit to me when mom's around, mom will fucking crucify her if she heard what she says to me.

I drove for about half an hour before arriving to this big ass castle. Damn, this house is fucking huge. I drove up to the closed gate and now I have no idea how to get in. I rolled down the window and waved my hand in front of a monitor. I pressed a button.

"Helloooo? Is anyone in there?... If you are the er...Gatekeeper, it would  be pretty sweet if you could let me in 'cause I got this mondo important interview."I said only for there to be no response. I sighed and realized that I now have to climb the gate. Getting out of my car, I pressed the button once again."Okay, so I'm going to climb your gate in order to get in. I don't know what you wanna do about that. So I guess-"

Just then the silver gates opened before my eyes. About damn time, I really didn't feel like climbing this tall ass gate.

I hopped back into my car and drove forward but I should probably be careful because I don't know if these people have a fucking moat to go with this castle. When I finally parked my car, I ran out and up the steps to the front door. Knocking on the door for God knows how long, I got pretty bored so I started to make beats on the door.

"Snooooooooooop..
When the pimp's in the crib ma, Drop it like it's hot,
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's-"A woman suddenly opened the door as I was mid banging. Her eyes were wide as she cleared her throat.

"Uhhh hi. I'm Bonnie Sinclair and I came for the nanny job... I apologize for the awesomeness you just witnessed."I smiled at her. Her graying brown hair was up in the most perfect bun I've ever seen. She didn't look that old but I'm guessing 55.

"Ohhhh, just follow me to Mr. Kane's office."She brought me into the house as I followed behind her. Sweet mother of God, this house is even bigger on the inside. We walked through the living room and it had a giant flat screen tv mounted on the wall. On the ceiling was a beautiful chandelier. Probably made out of some magical shit like a unicorn horn."I see you're taking a liking to the decor."

"Huh? Yeah, it looks really...expensive."

"It was Mr. Kane's ex-wife idea. Come right this way. He's waiting in that office right there. I'm May by the way. I'll see you soon."She smiled at me as I took a deep breath. Okay, so be cool, be confident, be yourself. You can do it, Bonnie.

The tall man opened the door and looked down on me. Wooooow, he is drop dead gorgeous."Bonnie Sinclair?"

"Yup, I mean yes, hello. Nice to meet you, Mr. Kane."I walked into his office."Niiiice. I was told this was a live-in job, 24/7 I'm with your kids right?"

"Yes. You would get paid by the hour. Honestly speaking, I didn't think you'd be so young. All my nannies are always older."He sat at his desk as I sat in the chair across from him.

"Well, maybe that's the problem. They were super old so they didn't have the energy. Look, I'm young and full of energy I can keep up with your kids."I said to him as he continued to look at me up and down with blue eyes."Alright so tell me about your kids, man. Their names, how old they are, what do they like?"

"My oldest, Troy is 16, he's on the hockey team. My oldest daughter, Rebecca is 14 and my youngest daughter, Darlene is 7 and she's all about fairytales. They each go to the same private school so they are dismissed at 2 o'clock on Fridays and 2:40 every other day. Troy has practice at 3 and Darlene has ballet at 3:40 exactly every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday. A minute later she'll throw a temper tantrum. In case you are late one day, god forbid, you play her favorite song "Everybody wants to rule the world" by Tears for fears."

"Soooo, did I like get the job?"I asked after he gave me way too much information.

"Well seeing that you were the only applicant, I guess you did."He said fixing his dark blue tie. I was the only one that applied for this awesome paying job? Sweeeeet!

"Awesome...When do I start?"I asked the handsome man before me. The door slammed opened and various footsteps could be heard.

"Right now. Let's go."He left the room and I was right behind him.

"Wait, now?"I questioned but didn't get a response as we walked to the living to face the kids. Yesterday, I did some research about this family and I heard these kids basically destroyed their past nannies to the point where they had to retire. Mr. Kane is the CEO of his own company... I didn't really look into that because Tumblr caught my attention.

That's when I met the three nightmares. Troy looked at me up and down just like his father did but with a cocky smirk. Rebecca had her arms crossed with an angry look on her face as she glared at me and then her father. Darlene stared at me with big eyes filled with excitement and a wide grin.

"Oh, who's this dad? Your new girlfriend? She seems pretty young."Rebecca spat as she took out her buzzing phone to text. Ohhhhh, so I guess this is Cali 2.0. I can handle her.

"No, Rebecca. This is Bonnie. She's your nanny."He introduced me to his kids.

"Wow. This is our nanny? Thank you, dad."Troy grinned and winked at me. Look, I'm not a cougar or in this case a pedophile so he's gonna have to tone that down.

"You're my nanny?"Darlene asked me with that same grin.

"Yup. I'm your nanny, kid."Eat your heart out, Fran.

"Please tell me this is some 90's sitcom. Dad, I'm 14, I don't need a nanny! I'm basically an adult."Rebecca tossed her blonde hair behind her shoulders as she stomped her foot.

"Actually you're not. You're closer to 10 than you are to 21, so you're really not. Besides, what's wrong with having a nanny? Just pretend that I'm a babysitter but I live with you."I shrugged as Rebecca groaned but Darlene was jumping with joy. The little girl was probably lonely. She's the youngest and the age gap between her and her siblings makes it hard for her to have a playmate.

"I'll show you to your room. You guys better start your homework."He said as he began to turn around but was stopped by Darlene as the others went upstairs.

"Daddy! Wait, I made you something."She smiled revealing her missing teeth. He smiled back and picked her up.

"And what might that be?"He said holding her in his arms.

"It's a surprise."She hugged him causing him to laugh. She messed up his hair, then kissed his nose.

"I can't wait, princess. Go play with your toys okay? I have to show Bonnie around."He said placing back into the marble floor. She nodded and ran upstairs. Mr. Kane started walking and I followed him once again. I misjudged him. I thought he was the type of dad that didn't interact with his kids or show them affection. Suddenly he opened the door and we stepped inside.

"This is your room, Ms. Sinclair."He said.

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

"Duuuuuude! This shit is awesome! There's a fireplace in here! I sleep in here? Oh my god, this is bigger than my whole apartment!"I said ogling every piece of furniture. I've never seen a bedroom this big before in my whole god damn life! I have my own fireplace.

"I'm glad you like it."He stood with his arms behind his back while standing in the doorway."We recently redecorated it, I didn't know if you'd enjoy being in this room so I had them make it more comfortable."

"This place is bitchin' Mr. Kane."I twirled around slowly, taking in the room. It was so beautiful."Oops, excuse my language. When would you like me to move in?"

"Today, if possible. You don't have to bring much over do you?"

"Uhhhh I don't have anything right now."

"Perfect."He smiled turning around. What?

"No! Wait! I didn't bring anything because I didn't know I was gonna get the job. Can I please move in in the morning? I gotta get some stuff and break the news to my best friends. Please."I pouted, hoping I was cute enough to let me move in tomorrow.

"...Fine. I'll send the movers to your house first thing in the morning. I'll need your address."He said to me showing no emotion.

"Thank you so much, Mr. Kane! I'll be back in the morning!"I grinned. Oh wait he needs my address. I took a gum wrapper from my purse and a pen and wrote it down. He looked at me with those ocean like blue eyes. He was confused. Maybe I should have told him what I was doing."It's my address. I didn't have paper."

"You could have just asked."He cocked up an eyebrow. I pressed my lips into a thin line realizing my stupidity.

"Right....Again, thank you for the job! I'll be an awesome nanny. They'll love me."I smiled at him causing the corner of his lips to raise slightly.

"You're welcome, see you in the morning, Ms. Sinclair."He put the wrapper into his pocket then leaving the room. The minute he did, I jumped around in a circle. I got a job!