Ultimate Intelligence

Bhav: kuch nahi.. pagal hai dono.. sahi kaha tumnee.. in dono se competition hai tumhari.. jao jao.. padhai karo warna vapas ye dono 1st aa jayengee (and they both are continuously laughing)

Avni: Sidd.. kya baat hai?

Bhav: kuch nahii.. jao naa.. guyss shut up.. wo kuch nahi jaanti.. shut up!!

Avni: nahii... Something is fishy... Rimi bata na yaar!

Rimi: Aree.. tujhe kya lagta hai mai aur Sid aise hi itna score karte hai kyaa??

Avni: matlab?? Cheating karte ho tum log??

Sid: Aree nahi nahii.. hum cheating nahi karte... Puri imaandaari se paper likhte hai lekin hamari padhai Bhav karwata hai.. he prepares us for our exams!! hum dono se at least 100× jyada intelligent hai Bhav..

Avni: kyaaa??? Kuch bhii.. pichle 7 8 saal mein to hamare aas paas ka bhi rank nahi aaya hai iska kabhi

Rimi: umm well wo isliye kyuki wo nahi chahta tha.. uska aim sirf pass hona hota hai.. ab 100 marks ke paper mein wo 50 marks ka paper attempt karega to kitna score karega naa? (Avni is confused) Agar iss gadhe ka man top karne ka hota to pichle 10 saalo mein tum mein se koi bhi kabhi bhi top nahi kar pata (laughing)

Sid: he is the person with ultimate intelligence...!

Avni: do you mean.. ye jaan bujh kar galat answers deta hai?

Rimi: nahi.. lekin ye jyada se jyada adha paper attempt karta hai

Bhavya: nahi ek kaam karo ab Avni ko apni identity bhi bata hi do naa.. mai bata du apni identity?

Sid: kyaaa?? Tera dimaag kharab ho gaya hai kya?

Bhavya: nahi.. lekin mujhe laga ab hum apne saare secrets use bata hi rahe hai to ye bhi bata hi denge

Rimi: aee baba.. chup karr... sorry kuch nahi batayenge

Bhavya: Avni.. pleaseee.. please ye baat kisi aur ko pata nahi chalni chahiye.. ok?

Avni: Aree lekin why do you even do thatt?? Kya milta hai aisa karke?

Bhavya: maine tumse pehle bhi kaha tha mai kisi cheez mein centre of attraction nahi banana chahta tha isliye I have always been an average student aur aage bhi mai ek average student hi bana rehna chahta hu..

Avni: damnn.. tum dono ise samjhate nahi... to attempt pura paper??

Sid: Hum teeno mein to he is the most sensible person.. hum kya samjhaye ab use? (Laughing)

Avni: tumhara matlab hai aise average student bane rehna thik hai?

Rimi: Avni.. har koi apni life mein alag cheezo ke liye struggle kar raha hai.. tum charo apni rank ke liye kar rahe ho lekin hum teeno ka struggle tumse bohot alag hai... Hamara jeene ka maqsad tumse bohot alag hai.. Wo jo kar raha hai uske behalf pe shayad wahi sahi hai.. pata nahi..

Avu: jeene ka maqsad? Guyss too heavy words hn! Bade hoke doctor, engineer ya jyada se jyada Prime Minister banana.. isase jyada aur kya maqsad ho sakta hai zindagi ka?

Sid: jo bhi hai.. in sab cheezo se to kaafi alag hai.. in fact hame bhi aisa hi karna chahiye lekin humne kabhi kiya nahi.. not that Bhav is right and we are wrong ya he is wrong and we are right lekin one thing is for sure and that is he is the bravest amongst us kyuki he is the only person who can actually sacrifice his own scores jab ki mai aur Rimi nahi kar paate aisa.. jab hum answers jaante hai to nahi chhodkar aa paate

Avni: he bhagwaan... You guys are really complicated..

Bhav: Avni pleasee do me a favour... Iss baare mein kabhi kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye

Avni: ek condition par

Bhav: kaisi condition?

Avni: jin cheezo mein hame doubt hai unme tumhe hum sabki help karni padegii

Bhav: Whattt?? Noooo

Avni: Yesss.. warna tumhara secret is out..

Bhav: yaaar lekin...

Avni: pleaseeee

Bhav: Sid kya kya karna padta hai yaar tere liye (Sid and Rimi giggle) tum logo ko to mai baadme dekh lunga

Avni: lekin abhi hamari to help karo

Bhav: accha batao kisme doubt hai tumhe?

Avni: umm... Andar aao naa.. un teeno se bhi baat karte hai..

Bhav: kyaa?? Mai? Tumhari activity room mein? No wayss!!

Avni: Aree baba tum hamare invitation pe hamari presence mein andar aa sakte ho.. It's allowed!

Bhavya: NOO...

Avni: Pleasee...

Bhavya: Aree par..

Avni: chalo naaa... (She held him and dragged in activity room)

Bhavya: (whispers) Avni.. I am telling you mai ek baar bhale tumhe padha lu lekin tumhari gang ko bilkul nahi padhane walaa
(As he says he realises already being in front of 3 of them)

Jai: Avuuu.. itni der kaha laga di

Farz: aur ab ise andar kyu lekar aa gayi??

Bhavya: mai bhi wahi soch raha hu... Avni jaane do naa.. (he is leaving)

Avni: Bhavya.. freezeee!

Bhavya: kya?

Avni: chup chap yaha par khade raho

Bhavya: are parr

Avni: kaha na bass khade rahooo

Bhavya: okk.. fine.. (scared a bit)

Farz: lekin kyuuu??

Jai: exactlyy.. chal kya raha hai yaha par? Kabhi Siddharth tumse milne andar aa jata hai kabhi tum uske dost ko lekar aati ho

Avni: guys ye yaha pe hame padhai mein help karne aaya hai

Janu: yee?? Avu iske marks dekhe hai kabhi? Ye padhai mein khudki madad karle yahi bohot hai..

Avni: Nahi Januu.. Rimi aur Siddharth ki exam preparation yahi karwata hai aur wo jaan bujh kar kam marks lata hai for I don't know what reason lekin he is very intelligent and that's for sure!

Jai: kuch bhi matlab.. koi kyu jaan bujh kar kam marks laayega??

Avni: ab reason to mujhe bhi nahi maloom lekin yahi sach hai

Farz: dekh bhai.. mujhe ye topic bilkul samajh nahi raha.. agar tu mujhe ye topic samjha sakta hai to maan gaya mai

Bhav: lekin mujhe kisise kuch nahi manvana naaa.. to mai jau?

Avni: help maang rahe hai na Bhavyaaaaa.... Kitna bhav khayega ab?

Bhav: Ughh fineee... (He took the book from Farzand) kya ab.. kya nahi samjha isme?

Farz: Material grounds of induction wala part

Bhav: Aree.. ye naa.. wait give me pencil (Farz hands over pencil to him and he writes something in the text book) tumne iska conversion hi nahi kiya hai.. solve kaise hoga? Agar tum uss paragraph ko numerical form mein convert karte ho aur usme Modus Ponens aur Destructive Dilemma ke rules use karke solve karte ho to... (He is still writing) Hence Proved!
Ye lo...

(Farz looks into the book and the entire thing is written in simplified form in pencil)

Farz: whattt?? Ye itna easy thaa? I was legit solving this from half an hour aur tumne adhe min mein solve kar diya?

Janu: wowww.. I am impressed dudee!

Farz: Tumhara Rimi aur Siddharth se jhagda hua hai kya? (Suspiciously)

Bhav: huh.. kyuu??

Farz: nahi matlab unhe dhoka deke hame padhane ke liye tayar ho gaye isliye..

Bhav: dhokaa?? Agar ye Sid ke liye nahi hota na to zindagi mein kabhi apna muh nahi dikhata mai tum logo ko

Janu: matlab? Tum Siddharth ke liye kar rahe ho uske dushmano ki madad?

Bhav: haa.. usine bheja hai mujhe uske so called DUSHMANO ki... I mean tum logo ki help karne ke liye

Jai: aur wo kyu?

Bhav: better ask your sister

Avni: okk guys.. I wanna tell you something like really important

Janu: okkk.. let me guess!
Umm.. tune Siddharth ko blackmail kiyaa?

Avni: huh?? Shut up Januuu..

Janu: accha to kuch aur.. umm...

Avni: nahii.. please don't guess.. mai bata rahi hu naa?

Jai: haa bata yaar

Avni: Sid come in naa..

Janu: Siddharth se sidhe Sid??

Farz: come in?? Guys why are you forgetting ye hamari jagah haii...

Jai: What the hell is he exactly doing heree??

Avni: guyss stop scaring the hell out of him... Sidd andar aao naaa!!

Janu: Kaha hai wo?

(Outside the door)
Rimi: Sid Goo...

Sid: Aree par mujhe andar..

(In the room)

Avni: ughh mai use dekh ke aati hu
(Avni comes out)
Oyee chaloo na

Sid: nahii.. mujhe nahi aana andar

Avni: (worried and confused) andar nahi aana matlab? My friends are waiting to meet you.. mujhe unhe news deni hai about us.. Mere friends se nahi miloge??

Sid: nahii.. I don't want to meet or even interact with them yaar

Avni Rimi: WHATTT???

Avni: m... m... matlab?

Rimi: Avuu.. Avu relax.. don't worry.. tum andar jao ye 2 min mein aayega

Sid: no I won't...

Avni: Rimi?

Rimi: Avuu he will... I promise you!!

Avni: pakka naa?

Sid: Aree par..

Rimi: pakkaa...
(Avni went in the room)

Avni: bass 2 min mein aa raha hai wo phir batati hu

(While Sid is not going in)
Rimi: What do you think you are doing?

Sid: mujhe Jai ki shakal bhi nahi dekhni hai Idioo.. don't you understand???

Rimi: Mado have you lost itt?? Tum kya sochkar Avu ko propose karne gaye the phir? Wo tumhare liye uske dosto ko chhod degi ya uske bhai ko chhod degi?? Usase rishta tod degi??

Sid: Aree par maine kab use chhodne ko bola.. bass mai usase nahi baat karna chahta...

Rimi: Mado.. agar tum usase expect karte ho ki wo tumhare dosto ko accept kare to you have to accept her friends too.. aur she is giving her 100% towards your friends and you HAVE to give your 100% towards her friends... Pyaar ek tarfa kaam nahi karta Sid.. tumhe ek sach baat batau?

Sid: kya??

Rimi: Mado... Life mein always remember one thing.. pyaar karna koi badi baat nahi hai.. tumne kiya, maine kiya, Bhav ne kiya.. in fact sab kar lete hai lekin pyaar nibhana bohot mushkil hai yaar.. bohot mushkil!! You know maine pyaar kar to liya lekin mai use nahi nibha paayi.. shayad galti puri tarah uski nahi thi.. shayad hum dono ki galti thi.. jo bhi ho but the result was our parting away. Hum dono nahi samajh paaye ek dusre ke dil ki halat, chale gaye ek dusre se dur aur ab dekh mujhe.. aaj tak I am suffering the pain... Mai to puri tarah se fail jo gayi lekin Bhav apna pyaar nibhane ki puri koshish kar raha hai aur dekh aaj uski life bhale kitni hi messed up ho but he is a happy person kyuki uske saath Saloni hai.. uska pyaar hai and I request you Sid.. please apni life ko iss mod par lakar kabhi khada mat karna... Trust me there is nothing worst than loving someone and staying away from them!! (Murmuring) Khaas kar jab wo insan tumhare saamne hota hai the only thing you wanna do is to go and hug him... As tightly as possible and to never let him go away!

(This was heard by Sid)

Sid: okk.. mai jata hu andar lekin tu ab rone nahi wali.. yaha chup chap khadi rahegi humare wapas aane tak..

Voice: (Avni's) Sidd please jaldi aao naa

Rimi: ha babaaa.. ab tum andar jaoo (she pushes him in the room and he is about to tumble down but holds himself and walks in)

Sid: Hi everyone

Jai: kya chal raha hai yaha

Farz: ha hii.. ab jao.. byee

Sid: mai hi bye bolne nahi aaya thaa...

Janu: to bolo na kya baat haii

(Avni puts her hand in his)
Avni: Guyss meet my boyfriend Siddharth Mehrotra!

Farz: Your... WHAT?

Jai: boyfriend?

Janu: ye kab hua?

Farz: aur kaisee?

Avni: bass abhi abhi.. bahar he proposed mee... Yippee

Janu: Omggg... Congratulations Avuuu (she goes and hugs Avu)

Avni: Thank you Januuuuu

Janu: Aur Siddharth... Finally Avu ki ek mahine ki mehnat rang laayi... Can I hug you?

Avni: (in mind: ohh shitt.. ye to inse milna bhi nahi chahta tha aur Janu ki bacchi over excited kahikii..)

Sid: of courseee... (He hugs Janu)

Avni: kyaa??

(All look at her sudden and unexplainable reaction)
Sid: kya hua?

Avni: k k kuch nahi...

Sid: waise Avni.. mujhe nahi lagta Janhavi ke alawa aur koi mujhse milna chahta hai yaha

Farz: ab Avu ka boyfriend hai to you are our gang now... Congratulations Avuu (he hugs her)

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